Prison Break Quotes
Agent Mahone: I really do, professionally speaking, have a lot of admiration for Lincoln and Michael.
L.J.: Cool. Now we are buddies.
L.J.: Cool. Now we are buddies.
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Agent Mahone: You know, for someone who's so convinced that the government is capable of so many underhanded things, you sure are playing fast and loose with me.
L.J.: What are you gonna do, throw another fake murder charge on me?
L.J.: What are you gonna do, throw another fake murder charge on me?
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Lincoln: [to L.J., on the phone] On the third, look out for Otis Wright. Until then, keep your head up.
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Lincoln: [to Michael] If this doesn't work out and you end up going back to Fox River, I ain't coming to get you. I mean, you are the brains and I am the brute.
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Lincoln: Man, it's quiet out here. Inside, there was always noise, you know? Someone yelling, guards making rounds... I got used to it.
Michael: You're right. We should go back.
[Both start laughing]
Michael: You're right. We should go back.
[Both start laughing]
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Michael: Breaking out was just the beginning, now it gets a little more interesting.
Lincoln: Mmm hmm. 'Cos me being strapped into an electric chair wasn't interesting enough.
Lincoln: Mmm hmm. 'Cos me being strapped into an electric chair wasn't interesting enough.
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Lincoln: The car could blow any second, Michael.
Michael: Well, the Feds are going to be here in about two minutes. If it doesn't look like we're dead, we will be. Rock, paper, scissors?
[Lincoln starts to walk towards the car]
Michael: Linc!
Lincoln: It's my turn.
Michael: Well, the Feds are going to be here in about two minutes. If it doesn't look like we're dead, we will be. Rock, paper, scissors?
[Lincoln starts to walk towards the car]
Michael: Linc!
Lincoln: It's my turn.
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Governor Tancredi: Sara. I paid your bail.
Sara: You took your time.
Governor Tancredi: I'm the governor. I do have things to do...
Sara: Go to hell, dad.
Sara: You took your time.
Governor Tancredi: I'm the governor. I do have things to do...
Sara: Go to hell, dad.
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Kellerman: [to Sara] This really is like the best pie I’ve ever had. [pause] Do you know what it needs, though?
Sara: Hmm?
Kellerman: Some crack.
Sara: [laughs]
Kellerman: No... you know... not a lot... a pinch.
Sara: A pinch of crack?
Kellerman: A pinch of crack. A pinch of crack, a dollop of smack... mmm... that's good pie.
Sara: That's so wrong.
Sara: Hmm?
Kellerman: Some crack.
Sara: [laughs]
Kellerman: No... you know... not a lot... a pinch.
Sara: A pinch of crack?
Kellerman: A pinch of crack. A pinch of crack, a dollop of smack... mmm... that's good pie.
Sara: That's so wrong.
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Sara: [answers her cell phone] Hello.
Michael: Sara. It's me.
Sara: [walks away from Kellerman] What do you want?
Michael: I don't have time to talk and there's every chance that they're listening to this call right now, but there's a lot I want to say. Please don't hang up on me.
Sara: I don't...I don't want to talk to you.
Michael: [rest forehead against the wall] I heard about...I heard about what happened, and I want you to know...I want you to know how sorry I am for everything.
Sara: Sorry's not going to do me a whole lot of good with what I'm up against right now.
Michael: Listen, anyone with any ties to me and my brother is in danger now.
Sara: I have no ties to you and your brother anymore.
Michael: There's a way I can protect you. It's already in your possession.
Sara: [running her hands through her hair] What are you talking about?
Michael: It was real, Sara. You and me, it's real [pause and then hangs up].
Sara: Michael? [Kellerman looks up]
Michael: Sara. It's me.
Sara: [walks away from Kellerman] What do you want?
Michael: I don't have time to talk and there's every chance that they're listening to this call right now, but there's a lot I want to say. Please don't hang up on me.
Sara: I don't...I don't want to talk to you.
Michael: [rest forehead against the wall] I heard about...I heard about what happened, and I want you to know...I want you to know how sorry I am for everything.
Sara: Sorry's not going to do me a whole lot of good with what I'm up against right now.
Michael: Listen, anyone with any ties to me and my brother is in danger now.
Sara: I have no ties to you and your brother anymore.
Michael: There's a way I can protect you. It's already in your possession.
Sara: [running her hands through her hair] What are you talking about?
Michael: It was real, Sara. You and me, it's real [pause and then hangs up].
Sara: Michael? [Kellerman looks up]
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Kellerman: [to Sara] I've got skeletons in my closet too, and one of them wears a dress.
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Michael: Tell me that’s not what I know it is.
T-Bag: Oh it is. But don't worry. Before I destroyed it I committed it to my photographic memory. I would have tattooed it to my body but I didn’t have the time.
T-Bag: Oh it is. But don't worry. Before I destroyed it I committed it to my photographic memory. I would have tattooed it to my body but I didn’t have the time.
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T-Bag: Don't you feel all warm inside now that we're all working together?
Michael: We're not working together. You're just here to lend a hand.
Michael: We're not working together. You're just here to lend a hand.
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Lincoln: Before or after Sheep Road?
[silence]
Michael: What's the matter, Theodore, did you forget?
T-Bag: How could I forget a road called Sheep?
[silence]
Michael: What's the matter, Theodore, did you forget?
T-Bag: How could I forget a road called Sheep?
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Store clerk: Maybe I know your grandpa... What's his name?
Tweener: His name is Grandpa!
Tweener: His name is Grandpa!
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Agent: Do you think he's a genius or a whack job?
Mahone: I think we answered that question when we assigned 100 agents to the case.
Mahone: I think we answered that question when we assigned 100 agents to the case.
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Lincoln: The ranch is gone Michael.
Michael: Well the 5 million may not be.
T-Bag: And you gonna find it how? What, you got a divining rod tattooed on your ass?
Michael: I DON'T WANNA HEAR ANYTHING FROM YOUR MOUTH OTHER THAN WHAT YOUR PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY SPITS OUT REGARDING THAT MAP!
T-Bag: You watch your tone with me, boy.
Michael: I'll watch you get tossed to the side of the road to fend for yourself, boy. Because if you can't remember where that silo was, you're worthless to us.
Michael: Well the 5 million may not be.
T-Bag: And you gonna find it how? What, you got a divining rod tattooed on your ass?
Michael: I DON'T WANNA HEAR ANYTHING FROM YOUR MOUTH OTHER THAN WHAT YOUR PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY SPITS OUT REGARDING THAT MAP!
T-Bag: You watch your tone with me, boy.
Michael: I'll watch you get tossed to the side of the road to fend for yourself, boy. Because if you can't remember where that silo was, you're worthless to us.
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Michael: You see these 2 trees? They’re shorter than the rest. They were all planted at the same time. But those 2 didn’t get as much sunlight.
Lincoln: Something was in their way.
Michael: The silo. Our money should be right there, under that garage.
T-Bag: You better be right, boy.
Michael: This isn’t a high end subdivision. They slapped this place up overnight. The silo’s foundations might still be there. To save money they probably just laid that concrete for the garage floor right on top of it. We’ll dig straight down. If we hit the foundation, we stay. If not, we go.
Lincoln: Something was in their way.
Michael: The silo. Our money should be right there, under that garage.
T-Bag: You better be right, boy.
Michael: This isn’t a high end subdivision. They slapped this place up overnight. The silo’s foundations might still be there. To save money they probably just laid that concrete for the garage floor right on top of it. We’ll dig straight down. If we hit the foundation, we stay. If not, we go.
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Jeanette: A systems what?
Michael: Its a systems diagnostics test. Footage from our gopher's cam picked up exactly where your line was... corrupted.
Jeanette: And who corrupted it? You guys?
Michael: Maybe. All I know is that my supervisor called and said that he wants me and my crew to get over here and fix that problem double quick, double time.
Jeanette: So, you're not with the electric company?
Michael: No, ma'am. Now feel free to call your company, but I should tell you all they'll do is send over some tech. Maybe tomorrow, if you're lucky. And he'll spend a whole day trying to find the problem and another day trying to fix it. But we're here right now. And we're ready to turn your juice back on.
Jeanette: (interested) My juice?
Michael: That's right.
Michael: Its a systems diagnostics test. Footage from our gopher's cam picked up exactly where your line was... corrupted.
Jeanette: And who corrupted it? You guys?
Michael: Maybe. All I know is that my supervisor called and said that he wants me and my crew to get over here and fix that problem double quick, double time.
Jeanette: So, you're not with the electric company?
Michael: No, ma'am. Now feel free to call your company, but I should tell you all they'll do is send over some tech. Maybe tomorrow, if you're lucky. And he'll spend a whole day trying to find the problem and another day trying to fix it. But we're here right now. And we're ready to turn your juice back on.
Jeanette: (interested) My juice?
Michael: That's right.
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T-Bag: We really need to get started ma'am. Wouldn't want a pretty little thing like yourself sittin' in the dark tonight, now would we?
Jeanette: Well that depends on who I'm sitting with.
T-Bag: Touché!
Jeanette: Well that depends on who I'm sitting with.
T-Bag: Touché!
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Michael: Well as always your timing is flawless
C-note: I don't follow.
Michael: Lemme try and explain it to you. We're trying to run something here. We can't have people walking in from the street.
C-note: Oh! Oh ok, so you want us to leave and then you can just mail us the check?
Michael: (walking over to Fernando Sucre) Sucre, I know you trust me. And you know I'll cut you in on that money. But the two of you being here right now jeopardizes everything.
Sucre: I'm not going nowhere. I want my share of the money.
C-note: Ok man, hold on man. Ain't we did this dance before? Y'know I say I want in. You say no. Then I threaten to tell somebody about what's going on here. And then you decide to play nice and we're one big happy family! Why don't we just stop wasting time, alrite?
C-note: I don't follow.
Michael: Lemme try and explain it to you. We're trying to run something here. We can't have people walking in from the street.
C-note: Oh! Oh ok, so you want us to leave and then you can just mail us the check?
Michael: (walking over to Fernando Sucre) Sucre, I know you trust me. And you know I'll cut you in on that money. But the two of you being here right now jeopardizes everything.
Sucre: I'm not going nowhere. I want my share of the money.
C-note: Ok man, hold on man. Ain't we did this dance before? Y'know I say I want in. You say no. Then I threaten to tell somebody about what's going on here. And then you decide to play nice and we're one big happy family! Why don't we just stop wasting time, alrite?
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Jeanette: Could you do something for me?
T-Bag: I'm certain of it.
Jeanette: Come here. (whispers) only you have to be very discreet.
T-Bag: They don't come any discreeter.
Jeanette: You know that big guy? The strong guy that doesn't speak much? Would you go in there and ask him if he would like to have a drink with me after he punches out, please?
T-Bag: I'm certain of it.
Jeanette: Come here. (whispers) only you have to be very discreet.
T-Bag: They don't come any discreeter.
Jeanette: You know that big guy? The strong guy that doesn't speak much? Would you go in there and ask him if he would like to have a drink with me after he punches out, please?
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T-Bag: [to Michael](referring to Jeanette) She's got the hots for the big, strong one!
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Lincoln: (after disarming the lady cop) Let's be civil. Stop. Relax. Here you go.
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Michael: Why couldn't it just be a silo? In the middle of a field with no one around?
Lincoln: Figure it out. We can get the money another way.
Michael: Yeah, maybe I can rob another bank. You know what Charles once said to me? He said there's no such thing as an ex-con. Because I used to think there was a way we could wipe the slate clean. Make up for everything we've done. The hat's over the wall, Linc. For everyone.
Lincoln: Figure it out. We can get the money another way.
Michael: Yeah, maybe I can rob another bank. You know what Charles once said to me? He said there's no such thing as an ex-con. Because I used to think there was a way we could wipe the slate clean. Make up for everything we've done. The hat's over the wall, Linc. For everyone.
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