Private Practice Quotes

Dr. Addison Forbes Montgomery: It is raining.
Dr. Sam Bennett: You're wet.
Dr. Addison Forbes Montgomery: Because it is raining. It rains in Seattle were I left my umbrella it does not rain in Los Angeles.
William 'Dell' Cooper: It rains in L.A. It's raining right now.
Dr. Addison Forbes Montgomery: [ironic] Really? Right now?

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Dr. Addison Montgomery: I'm a cheater and a husband stealer and I'm barren. Good times.

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Dr. Naomi Bennett: I wish i was a little bit more like you.
Dr. Addison Montgomery: What an adulterous bitch who forgot to have kids?

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Dr. Violet Turner: You know, I am good. I am brillant. I had a patient this morning, trapped for 19 years in a mariage. But today he's ready to ask for a divorce. I got him out of this! He's ready to move on.
Dr. Pete Wilder: You like yourself and awful lot today!
Dr. Violet Turner: I kick ass in my job. I rule.
Dr. Pete Wilder: [the patient comes up with his wife, who's nose is bleeding. She screams at Violet] You do. You do rule.

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Richard: Why is there a letter of resignation on my desk?
Addison: I told you. I got a job offer.
Richard: I don't want to hear this again. Working at a private medical co-op, moving to L.A.? This is not my Addison. My Addison is a world-class neonatal surgeon.

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Violet: You'll have Dell.
Naomi: He's studying to be a midwife.
Addison: The cute boy who answers the phone?

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Addison: I want to hear you say it out loud.
Pete: You didn't move down here because I kissed you.
Addison: [walks away] Thank you.
Pete: You so moved down here because I kissed you.
Addison: (to herself) I heard that!

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Violet: Look, I know she has the largest chunk in this practice, but we agreed to equal votes. We are supposed to vote! Sam, you ought to do something!
Sam: What, me?
Violet: This divorce is killing us! You need to go apologize.
Pete: Just say you were wrong for walking out, so we can go back to being a happy family.
Violet: Yeah!
Sam: I never... I didn't... I am not apologizing to her. She's the one.... Naomi hires Addison and then moves her in right next door to me. I saw her naked this morning.
Cooper: You saw her naked?
Pete: Did she look good naked?
Violet & Sam: Focus!

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Cooper: (to Addison) Do you think there's something wrong with having sex with a woman who wants you to call her... mama?

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(In the conference room)
Cooper: We're a team.
Violet: We're partners, Naomi.
Sam: You can't just bring somebody in.
Pete: Without asking us.
Violet: Yeah.
Sam: We're a democracy. We vote.
Pete: We vote.
Violet: We vote or it doesn't happen.
Naomi: You're right. We should've voted. I was wrong.
Violet: Good. Okay, let's vote.
Addison: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on a minute. Uh, I have been working here less than 24 hours, and in that time I discovered that I not welcome here, I learned I am a one-man gynie show, and I performed crazy McGyver surgery, and...Sam saw my booty. So...this has not been a great day for me. This day kind of sucked. But you know what I had one patient...one patient the entire day...and I loved it. So you want me gone? Too bad. I'm in. I'm putting my foot down. My foot's down. It's down. I'm not going anywhere. So...yeah. I thought I...I thought I had a big finish but...I don't. So...I'm done. No, no. I do have a big finish. If I hadn't been here today, if you'd had someone else, that girl would've died delivering her baby. I saved her life. I saved your asses. I'm a world-class neonatal surgeon. And I'm here to stay. Welcome to the new Oceanside Wellness.(Addison leaves)
Naomi: That's why I didn't tell you she was coming.

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(Talking about Pete with Naomi and Violet)
Addison: I don't even know if he's normal. One minute he's hot, the next minute he's arctic; I don't need that kind of damage, no matter how fancy his lips are; here he comes.

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Addison: You know this is a very serious issue. This is a woman who has needs, who has wants, who needs and wants magic in her life. This is not a dirty little joke that you can make your dirty little jokes about, dirty man.
Pete: You don't know me at all. You think you do, but you don't, so don't call me names.

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Cooper: Violet! Step away from the pee-pee!

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Dr. Addison Montgomery: I do not want to be just another... notch in your... acupuncture table.

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Dr. Naomi Bennett: I wish i was a little bit more like you.
Dr. Addison Montgomery: What an adulterous bitch who forgot to have kids?

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