Pulp Fiction Quotes
Vincent : I'll have the Douglas Sirk steak, and a vanilla Coke.
Buddy Holly : How would you like that? Burnt to a crisp or bloody as hell?
Vincent : Bloody as hell.
Buddy Holly : How would you like that? Burnt to a crisp or bloody as hell?
Vincent : Bloody as hell.
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Lance : Hey, whattya think about Trudi? She ain't got a boyfriend. You wanna hang out, get high?
Vincent : Which one's Trudi? The one with all the shit in her face?
Lance : No, that's Jody. That's my wife.
Vincent : Which one's Trudi? The one with all the shit in her face?
Lance : No, that's Jody. That's my wife.
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Lance : Still got your Malibu?
Vincent : Aw, man. You know what some fucker did the other day?
Lance : What?
Vincent : Fucking keyed it.
Lance : Oh, man, that's fucked up.
Vincent : Tell me about it. I had it in storage for three years, it was out for five days and some dickless piece of shit fucked with it.
Lance : They should be fucking killed. No trial, no jury, straight to execution.
Vincent : Boy, I wish I could've caught him doing it. I'd have given anything to catch that asshole doing it. It'd been worth him doing it just so I could've caught him doing it.
Lance : What a fucker!
Vincent : What's more chickenshit than fucking with a man's automobile? I mean, don't fuck with another man's vehicle.
Lance : You don't do it.
Vincent : It's just against the rules.
Vincent : Aw, man. You know what some fucker did the other day?
Lance : What?
Vincent : Fucking keyed it.
Lance : Oh, man, that's fucked up.
Vincent : Tell me about it. I had it in storage for three years, it was out for five days and some dickless piece of shit fucked with it.
Lance : They should be fucking killed. No trial, no jury, straight to execution.
Vincent : Boy, I wish I could've caught him doing it. I'd have given anything to catch that asshole doing it. It'd been worth him doing it just so I could've caught him doing it.
Lance : What a fucker!
Vincent : What's more chickenshit than fucking with a man's automobile? I mean, don't fuck with another man's vehicle.
Lance : You don't do it.
Vincent : It's just against the rules.
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Vincent : Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go home and have a heart attack.
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Mia : Vincent, do you still want to hear my Fox Force Five joke?
Vincent : Sure, but I think I'm still a little too petrified to laugh.
Mia : No, you wont laugh, 'cus it's not funny. But if you still wanna hear it, I'll tell it.
Vincent : I can't wait.
Mia : Three tomatoes are walking down the street- a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and smooshes him... and says, Catch up.
Vincent : Sure, but I think I'm still a little too petrified to laugh.
Mia : No, you wont laugh, 'cus it's not funny. But if you still wanna hear it, I'll tell it.
Vincent : I can't wait.
Mia : Three tomatoes are walking down the street- a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and smooshes him... and says, Catch up.
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Butch : I'll be back before you can say Blueberry pie.
Fabienne : Blueberry pie.
Butch : Okay, maybe not that fast. But pretty fast, alright?
Fabienne : Blueberry pie.
Butch : Okay, maybe not that fast. But pretty fast, alright?
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Jules : [ to Vince, after Vince thought the Wolf would be British ] He's about as English as English fuckin' Bob.
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Vincent : Get her the shot!
Lance : I will if you let me.
Vincent : I ain't fuckin' stopping you!
Lance : Well, then quit talking to me, talk to her.
Vincent : Get the shot!
Lance : I will if you let me.
Vincent : I ain't fuckin' stopping you!
Lance : Well, then quit talking to me, talk to her.
Vincent : Get the shot!
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Pumpkin : Forget it. Too risky. I'm through doing that shit.
Yolanda : You always say that. That same thing every time, "I'm through, never again, too dangerous".
Pumpkin : I know that's what I always say. I'm always right, too.
Yolanda : But you forget about it in a day or two.
Pumpkin : Yeah, well the days of me forgetting are over, and the days of me remembering have just begun.
Pumpkin : Forget it. Too risky. I'm through doing that shit.
Yolanda : You always say that. That same thing every time, "I'm through, never again, too dangerous".
Pumpkin : I know that's what I always say. I'm always right, too.
Yolanda : But you forget about it in a day or two.
Pumpkin : Yeah, well the days of me forgetting are over, and the days of me remembering have just begun.
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[ last lines ]
Vincent : I think we should be leaving now.
Jules : Yeah, that's probably a good idea.
Vincent : I think we should be leaving now.
Jules : Yeah, that's probably a good idea.
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Jules : I'll just walk the earth.
Vincent : What'cha mean walk the earth?
Jules : You know, walk the earth, meet people... get into adventures. Like Caine from "Kung Fu."
Vincent : What'cha mean walk the earth?
Jules : You know, walk the earth, meet people... get into adventures. Like Caine from "Kung Fu."
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Fabienne : I was looking at myself in the mirror.
Butch : Uh-huh?
Fabienne : I wish I had a pot.
Butch : You were lookin' in the mirror and you wish you had some pot?
Fabienne : A pot. A pot belly. Pot bellies are sexy.
Butch : Well you should be happy, 'cause you do.
Fabienne : Shut up, Fatso! I don't have a pot! I have a bit of a tummy, like Madonna when she did "Lucky Star," it's not the same thing.
Butch : I didn't realize there was a difference between a tummy and a pot belly.
Fabienne : The difference is huge.
Butch : You want me to have a pot?
Fabienne : No. Pot bellies make a man look either oafish, or like a gorilla. But on a woman, a pot belly is very sexy. The rest of you is normal. Normal face, normal legs, normal hips, normal ass, but with a big, perfectly round pot belly. If I had one, I'd wear a tee-shirt two sizes too small to accentuate it.
Butch : You think guys would find that attractive?
Fabienne : I don't give a damn what men find attractive. It's unfortunate what we find pleasing to the touch and pleasing to the eye is seldom the same.
Butch : Uh-huh?
Fabienne : I wish I had a pot.
Butch : You were lookin' in the mirror and you wish you had some pot?
Fabienne : A pot. A pot belly. Pot bellies are sexy.
Butch : Well you should be happy, 'cause you do.
Fabienne : Shut up, Fatso! I don't have a pot! I have a bit of a tummy, like Madonna when she did "Lucky Star," it's not the same thing.
Butch : I didn't realize there was a difference between a tummy and a pot belly.
Fabienne : The difference is huge.
Butch : You want me to have a pot?
Fabienne : No. Pot bellies make a man look either oafish, or like a gorilla. But on a woman, a pot belly is very sexy. The rest of you is normal. Normal face, normal legs, normal hips, normal ass, but with a big, perfectly round pot belly. If I had one, I'd wear a tee-shirt two sizes too small to accentuate it.
Butch : You think guys would find that attractive?
Fabienne : I don't give a damn what men find attractive. It's unfortunate what we find pleasing to the touch and pleasing to the eye is seldom the same.
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Butch : [ driving back to his apartment after Fabienne forgot to get his watch ] [ shouts ]
Butch : Shit! Of all the fucking things she could forget, she forgets my father's watch! [ normal voice ]
Butch : I specifically reminded her - bedside table! On the Kangaroo! I said the words, "Don't forget my father's watch."
Butch : Shit! Of all the fucking things she could forget, she forgets my father's watch! [ normal voice ]
Butch : I specifically reminded her - bedside table! On the Kangaroo! I said the words, "Don't forget my father's watch."
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Jules : Look, do you wanna play blindman? Go walk with the shepherd. But me, my eyes are wide fucking open.
Vincent : What the fuck does that mean?
Jules : It means, that's it for me. From here on in you can consider my ass retired.
Vincent : Jesus Christ.
Jules : Don't blaspheme.
Vincent : Goddamn.
Jules : I said don't do that!
Vincent : What the fuck does that mean?
Jules : It means, that's it for me. From here on in you can consider my ass retired.
Vincent : Jesus Christ.
Jules : Don't blaspheme.
Vincent : Goddamn.
Jules : I said don't do that!
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[ after Mia has her overdose ]
Vincent : Oh, Jesus Christ. Oh, fuck me! Fuck me!
Vincent : Oh, Jesus Christ. Oh, fuck me! Fuck me!
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Vincent : That's the Marilyn Monroe section that's Mamie Van Doren... I don't see Jayne Mansfield, she must have the night off or something.
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The Wolf : [ after the row between Jules and Jimmy over the quality of his coffee, The Wolf tries some, he looks impressed, looks at Jimmy and says ] Mmm.
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Maynard : Nobody kills anyone in my store except me and Zed. [ doorbell rings ]
Maynard : That's Zed.
Maynard : That's Zed.
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Vincent : You know what they put on French fries in Holland instead of ketchup?
Jules : What?
Vincent : Mayonnaise.
Jules : Goddamn.
Vincent : I've seen 'em do it, man. They fuckin' drown 'em in that shit.
Jules : What?
Vincent : Mayonnaise.
Jules : Goddamn.
Vincent : I've seen 'em do it, man. They fuckin' drown 'em in that shit.
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Jules : Yolanda? How we doin, baby?
Yolanda : I gotta go pee! I want to go home.
Jules : Just hang in there, baby. You're doing' great. Ringo's proud of you and so am I. It's almost over. Tell her you're proud of her.
Pumpkin : I'm proud of you, Honey Bunny.
Yolanda : I love you!
Pumpkin : I love you too, Honey Bunny.
Yolanda : I gotta go pee! I want to go home.
Jules : Just hang in there, baby. You're doing' great. Ringo's proud of you and so am I. It's almost over. Tell her you're proud of her.
Pumpkin : I'm proud of you, Honey Bunny.
Yolanda : I love you!
Pumpkin : I love you too, Honey Bunny.
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Jules : So, tell me again about the hashbars?
Vincent : Okay, what you wanna know?
Jules : Hash is legal there in Amsterdam, right?
Vincent : Yeah, it's legal, but it ain't a hundred percent legal. I mean, you can't just walk into a restaurant, roll a joint and start puffing away. You're only supposed to smoke in your home or certain designated places.
Jules : And those are hashbars?
Vincent : Yeah. It breaks down like this: it's legal to buy it, it's legal to own it, and, if you're the proprietor of a hash bar, it's legal to sell it. It's still illegal to carry it around, but that doesn't really matter 'cause... get a load of this: if you get stopped by the cops in Amsterdam, it's illegal for them to search you. I mean, that's a right the cops in Amsterdam don't have.
Jules : [ laughing ] I'm going, that's all there is to it, I'm fuckin' going.
Vincent : Yeah baby, you'd dig it the most.
Vincent : Okay, what you wanna know?
Jules : Hash is legal there in Amsterdam, right?
Vincent : Yeah, it's legal, but it ain't a hundred percent legal. I mean, you can't just walk into a restaurant, roll a joint and start puffing away. You're only supposed to smoke in your home or certain designated places.
Jules : And those are hashbars?
Vincent : Yeah. It breaks down like this: it's legal to buy it, it's legal to own it, and, if you're the proprietor of a hash bar, it's legal to sell it. It's still illegal to carry it around, but that doesn't really matter 'cause... get a load of this: if you get stopped by the cops in Amsterdam, it's illegal for them to search you. I mean, that's a right the cops in Amsterdam don't have.
Jules : [ laughing ] I'm going, that's all there is to it, I'm fuckin' going.
Vincent : Yeah baby, you'd dig it the most.
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[ first title card ]
Title Card : pulp /'p&lp/ n. 1. A soft, moist, shapeless mass of matter.
Title Card : 2. A magazine or book containing lurid subject matter and being characteristically printed on rough, unfinished paper.
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Title Card : New College Edition
Title Card : pulp /'p&lp/ n. 1. A soft, moist, shapeless mass of matter.
Title Card : 2. A magazine or book containing lurid subject matter and being characteristically printed on rough, unfinished paper.
Title Card : American Heritage Dictionary
Title Card : New College Edition
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