Punch Drunks Quotes

Barry: I have to get more pudding for this trip to Hawaii. As I just said that out loud I realize it sounded a little strange but it's not.

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Barry: I didn't ask for a shrink - that must've been somebody else. Also, that pudding isn't mine. Also, I'm wearing this suit today because I had a very important meeting this morning and I don't have a crying problem.

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Barry: I don't know if there is anything wrong because I don't know how other people are.

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[KO Stradivarius tries to leave the boxing ring but gets caught in the ropes]

KO Stradivarius: Time out! Time out!

Moe: I suppose you'll want the afternoon off.

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Anna: You strokin' yet?

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Lena: People are just crazy in this world, I think.

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Lena: So here we go.

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Barry: I know... yes...

Lena: That's insane.

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Barry: I wanted to ask you something because you're a doctor... I don't like myself sometimes. Can you help me?

Walter: Barry, I'm a dentist. What kind of help do you think I could give you?

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Barry: I wanted to ask you something because you're a doctor... I don't like myself sometimes. Can you help me?

Walter: Barry, I'm a dentist. What kind of help do you think I could give you?

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Barry: Is this confidential?

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[KO Stradivarius tries to leave the boxing ring but gets caught in the ropes]

KO Stradivarius: Time out! Time out!

Moe: I suppose you'll want the afternoon off.

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Barry: [out of breath to his love Lena] Lena. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry I left you at the hospital. I called a phone-sex line... I called a phone-sex line before I met you, and four blond brothers came after me and they hurt you, and I'm sorry. Then I had to leave again because I wanted to make sure you never got hurt again. And I have a lot of puddings, and in six to eight weeks it can be redeemed. So if you could just give me that much time, I think I can get enough mileage to go with you wherever you go if you have to travel for your work. Because I don't ever want to be anywhere without you. So could you just let me redeem the mileage?

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Barry: And bye-bye. And bye-bye, you ****in'... And bye-bye! You stupid mother****er...

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Barry: At that restaurant, I beat up the bathroom. I'm sorry.

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Barry: I didn't ask for a shrink - that must've been somebody else. Also, that pudding isn't mine. Also, I'm wearing this suit today because I had a very important meeting this morning and I don't have a crying problem.

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Barry: Is this confidential?

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Barry: It really looks like Hawaii here.

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Barry: My sister's a liar. I have to go to the bathroom.

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Barry: Teryaki chicken. Tery... aki chicken. Soup? Soup... soup... Chicken noodle...? Cookies. Pudding. PUDDING!

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Barry: Teryaki chicken. Tery... aki chicken. Soup? Soup... soup... Chicken noodle...? Cookies. Pudding. PUDDING!

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Barry: Ummm, let's just... keep it between you and I, if that's possible.

Lena: Sure, Sure...

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Curley: What'll ya have?

Moe: I'll have four pieces of burnt toast and a rotten egg.

Curley: Why do you want that?

Moe: I gotta tapeworm and it's good enough for him.

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Dean Trumbell: SHUT UP! SHUT THE **** UP! Shut up; will you SHUTUP SHUTUP! SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUTUP... SHUTUP! NOW
[beat]

Dean Trumbell: Are you threatening me, dick?

Barry: Why don-...
[double beat]

Barry: Y' GO **** YOURSELF!

Dean Trumbell: oh y-...
[clears throat angrily]

Dean Trumbell: yo-... ****
[lowers tone]

Dean Trumbell: did you just saaay go **** myself?

Barry: [nervously] ... yes, i did

Dean Trumbell: That wasn't good, you're DEAD!

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Girl: Could you help me? I'm in a terrible dilemma.

Moe: Yeah, I don't care much for these foreign cars myself.

Girl: No, I mean I'm stuck . . .

Moe: On me? Aw, that's what all the girls say.

Girl: No, silly. Stuck in the mud.

Moe: Uh, yeah.

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Girl: Could you help me? I'm in a terrible dilemma.

Moe: Yeah, I don't care much for these foreign cars myself.

Girl: No, I mean I'm stuck . . .

Moe: On me? Aw, that's what all the girls say.

Girl: No, silly. Stuck in the mud.

Moe: Uh, yeah.

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Lance: The chair broke!

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Lance: The chair broke!

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Dean Trumbell: Now get the **** out of here, pervert!

Barry: Didn't I warn you?

Dean Trumbell: Th... That's that!

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Barry: My sister's a liar. I have to go to the bathroom.

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