Punch Drunks Quotes
[Barry looks around... ]
Barry: Healthy Choice and American Airlines got together and put this promotion: If you buy any 10 Healthy Choice products, they will reward you with 500 frequent flier miles; with this special coupon, they'll up it to 1,000 miles. So, I think they are trying to push their teriyaki chicken which is $1.79, but I went to the supermarket and I looked around and I saw that they had pudding... for 25¢ a cup... comes in packages of four. But insanely... the barcodes... are on the individual cups! So, quarter a cup, say you bought $2.50 worth. That's worth 500... with the coupon it's 1,000 miles. It's a marketing mistake but I'm taking advantage of it. If you were to spend $3,000, that would get you a million frequent flier miles. You would never have to pay for a ticket the rest of your life.
Lena: You... you bought all that pudding so that you could get frequent flier miles?
Barry: Healthy Choice and American Airlines got together and put this promotion: If you buy any 10 Healthy Choice products, they will reward you with 500 frequent flier miles; with this special coupon, they'll up it to 1,000 miles. So, I think they are trying to push their teriyaki chicken which is $1.79, but I went to the supermarket and I looked around and I saw that they had pudding... for 25¢ a cup... comes in packages of four. But insanely... the barcodes... are on the individual cups! So, quarter a cup, say you bought $2.50 worth. That's worth 500... with the coupon it's 1,000 miles. It's a marketing mistake but I'm taking advantage of it. If you were to spend $3,000, that would get you a million frequent flier miles. You would never have to pay for a ticket the rest of your life.
Lena: You... you bought all that pudding so that you could get frequent flier miles?
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Anna: You cancelled your credit card. I need you not to cancel your credit card and I need you to up your limit.
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Barry: I didn't do anything. I'm a nice man. I mind my own business. So you tell me 'that's that' before I beat the hell from you. I have so much strength in me you have no idea. I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine. I would say 'that's that', Mattress Man.
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Barry: I don't know if there is anything wrong because I don't know how other people are.
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Barry: I have to get more pudding for this trip to Hawaii. As I just said that out loud I realize it sounded a little strange but it's not.
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Barry: I'm guessing it was a mistake... but... I'm taking advantage of it while it's offered. Who knows how long it'll last...
[once]
Barry: too many people start doing it...
[once]
Barry: too many people start doing it...
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Barry: I'm lookin' at your face and I just wanna smash it. I just wanna ****in' smash it with a sledgehammer and squeeze it. You're so pretty.
Lena: I want to chew your face, and I want to scoop out your eyes and I want to eat them and chew them and suck on them.
[pause]
Barry: OK. This is funny. This is nice.
Lena: I want to chew your face, and I want to scoop out your eyes and I want to eat them and chew them and suck on them.
[pause]
Barry: OK. This is funny. This is nice.
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Lena: I'm going to Hawaii on Friday.
Barry: [excited] Hawaii? I was thinking about going there!
Lena: [excited] Really?
Barry: [excited] I was thinking about going there on business!
Lena: [excited] Well, if YOU're gonna go...
Barry: [serious] I'm probably not gonna go though...
Lena: Oh, that's... that's too bad, cause... it's SO great over there, and if you were there we could say... hello to each other or something...
Barry: [in a single breath] Yes-that-would-be-great-but-I'm-not-exactly-sure-I-have-so-much-going-on-here-a-lot-depends-on-this-thing-if-it-happens-I-won't-be-able-to-go-but-if-it-doesn't-happen-I-might-be-able-to... I probably won't though.
Barry: [excited] Hawaii? I was thinking about going there!
Lena: [excited] Really?
Barry: [excited] I was thinking about going there on business!
Lena: [excited] Well, if YOU're gonna go...
Barry: [serious] I'm probably not gonna go though...
Lena: Oh, that's... that's too bad, cause... it's SO great over there, and if you were there we could say... hello to each other or something...
Barry: [in a single breath] Yes-that-would-be-great-but-I'm-not-exactly-sure-I-have-so-much-going-on-here-a-lot-depends-on-this-thing-if-it-happens-I-won't-be-able-to-go-but-if-it-doesn't-happen-I-might-be-able-to... I probably won't though.
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Barry: [out of breath to his love Lena] Lena. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry I left you at the hospital. I called a phone-sex line... I called a phone-sex line before I met you, and four blond brothers came after me and they hurt you, and I'm sorry. Then I had to leave again because I wanted to make sure you never got hurt again. And I have a lot of puddings, and in six to eight weeks it can be redeemed. So if you could just give me that much time, I think I can get enough mileage to go with you wherever you go if you have to travel for your work. Because I don't ever want to be anywhere without you. So could you just let me redeem the mileage?
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Barry: I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine.
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Barry: I'm guessing it was a mistake... but... I'm taking advantage of it while it's offered. Who knows how long it'll last...
[once]
Barry: too many people start doing it...
[once]
Barry: too many people start doing it...
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Barry: Ummm, let's just... keep it between you and I, if that's possible.
Lena: Sure, Sure...
Lena: Sure, Sure...
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Barry: I didn't do anything. I'm a nice man. I mind my own business. So you tell me 'that's that' before I beat the hell from you. I have so much strength in me you have no idea. I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine. I would say 'that's that', Mattress Man.
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Barry: Ummm, let's just... keep it between you and I, if that's possible.
Lena: Sure, Sure...
Lena: Sure, Sure...
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Barry: And bye-bye. And bye-bye, you ****in'... And bye-bye! You stupid mother****er...
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Barry: Yeah. You know what? I'm gonna go out of town. I'm gonna go out of town for two days.
Lance: Where are you going, Barry?
Barry: I have to go to Hawaii, but you can't tell my sisters.
Lance: [overlapping] You're going to Hawaii?
Barry: Yeah, don't tell my sisters though.
Lance: [overlapping] That's so wonderful, you're going to Hawaii!
Barry: [overlapping] Just make sure you don't tell my sisters.
Lance: Where are you going, Barry?
Barry: I have to go to Hawaii, but you can't tell my sisters.
Lance: [overlapping] You're going to Hawaii?
Barry: Yeah, don't tell my sisters though.
Lance: [overlapping] That's so wonderful, you're going to Hawaii!
Barry: [overlapping] Just make sure you don't tell my sisters.
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Curley: What'll ya have?
Moe: I'll have four pieces of burnt toast and a rotten egg.
Curley: Why do you want that?
Moe: I gotta tapeworm and it's good enough for him.
Moe: I'll have four pieces of burnt toast and a rotten egg.
Curley: Why do you want that?
Moe: I gotta tapeworm and it's good enough for him.
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Curley: What'll ya have?
Moe: I'll have four pieces of burnt toast and a rotten egg.
Curley: Why do you want that?
Moe: I gotta tapeworm and it's good enough for him.
Moe: I'll have four pieces of burnt toast and a rotten egg.
Curley: Why do you want that?
Moe: I gotta tapeworm and it's good enough for him.
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