Puss in Boots Quotes
[from trailer]Jack: I hate cats!
Puss in Boots: That's not what your mama said!
Ohhh Cat: Ooooooohhhhhh!
Puss in Boots: That's not what your mama said!
Ohhh Cat: Ooooooohhhhhh!
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[from trailer]Jill: [dangles Puss over a canyon]Is it true a cat always lands on its feet?
Puss in Boots: No! That is just a rumour, spread by dogs!
Puss in Boots: No! That is just a rumour, spread by dogs!
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[from trailer]Humpty Dumpty: Do you have any idea what they do to eggs in San Ricardo's prison? I'll tell you this, my friend. It ain't over easy!
Ohhh Cat: Ooooooohhhhhh!
Ohhh Cat: Ooooooohhhhhh!
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Humpty Dumpty: I'm not a person. I'm not a bird. I'm not even a food. I don't know what I am.
Puss in Boots: You are what you have always been: my brother.
Puss in Boots: You are what you have always been: my brother.
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[a man begins to strip to show Puss a tattoo of the golden eggs]Puss in Boots: NO! Please, you have... shown enough.
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Puss in Boots: You have made the cat angry. You do not want to make the cat angry!
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Puss in Boots: I will see you again, Kitty Softpaws!
Kitty Softpaws: Sooner than you think. [Puss realizes that Kitty has his boots]
Puss in Boots: She is a bad kitty.
Kitty Softpaws: Sooner than you think. [Puss realizes that Kitty has his boots]
Puss in Boots: She is a bad kitty.
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Humpty Dumpty: [hanging from a rope]You can't save us both!
Puss in Boots: Yes, I can!
Humpty Dumpty: Puss, you have to save the baby or the mother will kill everyone in San Ricardo.
Puss in Boots: I will not let you go!
Humpty Dumpty: I know you won't. I won't let you choose. [lets go]
Puss in Boots: Yes, I can!
Humpty Dumpty: Puss, you have to save the baby or the mother will kill everyone in San Ricardo.
Puss in Boots: I will not let you go!
Humpty Dumpty: I know you won't. I won't let you choose. [lets go]
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[from trailer][Puss in Boots removes his hat, cloak and sword]Puss in Boots: All that I need, are the boots!
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[from trailer][Puss jumps over a steeple, the tip scraping his tail]Puss in Boots: [shaken]Holy frijoles...
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Jack: We want a complimentary continental breakfast.
Jill: And don't even think of skimping on them baby muffins!
Hotel Owner: [crying to himself]We don't have any baby muffins.
Jill: And don't even think of skimping on them baby muffins!
Hotel Owner: [crying to himself]We don't have any baby muffins.
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Raoul: [taking an inventory of Puss in Boots' items before placing him in jail]... one bottle of catnip!
Puss in Boots: It's for my glaucoma.
Puss in Boots: It's for my glaucoma.
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Humpty Dumpty: First rule of Bean Club, don't talk about Bean Club. The second rule of Bean Club... don't talk about Bean Club.
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Crazy Woman: [beats up Puss]Chupacabra! Chupacabra! Chupacabra!
Puss in Boots: You are a crazy woman!
Puss in Boots: You are a crazy woman!
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[from trailer]Kitty Softpaws: [to Puss, wearing his hat]I'll steal you blind, and you'll never even know I was there! [an annoyed Puss grabs his hat back]
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Kitty Softpaws: [In a calm voice]You owe me.
Puss in Boots: I owe you?
Kitty Softpaws: [starts to flirt with Puss]Uh-huh. You hit me in the head with a guitar.
Puss in Boots: I, uh, regret the guitar.
Kitty Softpaws: Okay, I forgive you.
Puss in Boots: I owe you?
Kitty Softpaws: [starts to flirt with Puss]Uh-huh. You hit me in the head with a guitar.
Puss in Boots: I, uh, regret the guitar.
Kitty Softpaws: Okay, I forgive you.
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[Taking Puss' bag of money]Kitty Softpaws: [sing-song voice]Someone forgot his money!
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