QI Quote
Stephen Fry: In Britain in 1994, you might be interested to know, there were an astonishing range of accidents reported by the, erm … [deep breath] … Trade and Industries Consumer Safety Units Home Accidents Surveillance History Report. Eight people in the UK in '94 were injured by placemats. Thirteen sustained cruet injuries. Five were wounded by dustpans. Eight suffered as a result of a breadbin accident. Five were hurt by sieves. Fourteen fell foul of a serving trolley. Seventeen were treated for injuries caused by a draught excluder. Four hundred and seventy-six people were injured while on the lavatory … there you are. Underwear hurt eleven people.
Alan Davies: How many of those people were drunk?
Stephen Fry: Well, exactly. Or how many of them were sexually experimental?
Alan Davies: How many of those people were drunk?
Stephen Fry: Well, exactly. Or how many of them were sexually experimental?
TV Show: QI
