Rain Man Quotes
Charlie : Who took this picture?
Raymond : D-A-D.
Charlie : And you lived with us?
Raymond : Yeah, 10962 Beachcrest Street, Cincinnati, Ohio.
Charlie : When did you leave?
Raymond : January 12, 1965. Very snowy that day. 7.2 inches of snow that day.
Charlie : Just after Mom died.
Raymond : Yeah Mom died January 5, 1965.
Charlie : You remember that day. Was I there? Where was I?
Raymond : You were in the window. You waved to me, "Bye bye Rain Man", "Bye bye."
Raymond : D-A-D.
Charlie : And you lived with us?
Raymond : Yeah, 10962 Beachcrest Street, Cincinnati, Ohio.
Charlie : When did you leave?
Raymond : January 12, 1965. Very snowy that day. 7.2 inches of snow that day.
Charlie : Just after Mom died.
Raymond : Yeah Mom died January 5, 1965.
Charlie : You remember that day. Was I there? Where was I?
Raymond : You were in the window. You waved to me, "Bye bye Rain Man", "Bye bye."
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Sally Dibbs : Good Morning! Coffee?
Raymond : [ looks at her nametag ] Sally Dibbs, Dibbs Sally. 461-0192.
Sally Dibbs : How did you know my phone number?
Charlie : How did you know that?
Raymond : You said read the telephone book last night. Dibbs Sally. 461-0192.
Charlie : He, uh, remembers things. Little things sometimes.
Sally Dibbs : Very clever boys. I'll be right back.
Raymond : [ looks at her nametag ] Sally Dibbs, Dibbs Sally. 461-0192.
Sally Dibbs : How did you know my phone number?
Charlie : How did you know that?
Raymond : You said read the telephone book last night. Dibbs Sally. 461-0192.
Charlie : He, uh, remembers things. Little things sometimes.
Sally Dibbs : Very clever boys. I'll be right back.
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Dr. Bruner : Raymond, wouldn't you feel more relaxed in your favorite K-Mart clothes?
Charlie : Tell him, Ray.
Raymond : K-Mart sucks.
Dr. Bruner : Oh, I see.
Charlie : Tell him, Ray.
Raymond : K-Mart sucks.
Dr. Bruner : Oh, I see.
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Charlie : What you have to understand is, four days ago he was only my brother in name. And this morning we had pancakes.
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Raymond : Of course you can't have pancakes without maple syrup.
Charlie : You bet your butt.
Raymond : Bet your butt.
Charlie : You bet your butt.
Raymond : Bet your butt.
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Charlie : This is a good one. We don't go out when it rains, this is a real good one. I hope you appreciate this because my business is going down the fucking toilet. I should be in L.A., instead I'm in the Honeymoon Haven motel in Bumblefuck, Missouri because you won't go out when it rains. Mystifying. Fucking mystifying.
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Raymond : 97X, bam! The future of rock 'n' roll. 97X, bam! The future of rock 'n' roll. 97X, bam! The future of rock 'n' roll.
Charlie : Ray, enough already! Change the channel.
Raymond : 97X, bam! The future of rock 'n' roll. 97X, bam! The future of rock 'n' roll.
Charlie : Ray, enough already! Change the channel.
Raymond : 97X, bam! The future of rock 'n' roll. 97X, bam! The future of rock 'n' roll.
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Raymond : Maple syrup is supposed to be on the table before the pancakes.
Charlie : We haven't ordered yet, Ray.
Raymond : Of course when they bring the maple syrup after the pancakes, it'll definitely be too late.
Charlie : How is that gonna be too late? We haven't ordered the pancakes yet.
Raymond : We're gonna be here the entire morning with no maple syrup and no - no toothpicks, I'm definitely, definitely not gonna have my pancakes w-with... [ Charlie grabs him by the neck ]
Raymond : OW!
Charlie : Don't make a scene!
Raymond : OW!
Charlie : Stop acting like a fucking retard.
Raymond : UH-OH! [ Pulls out red book and writes in it ]
Charlie : What are you writing?... What the fuck is this? "Serious Injury List"? *Serious* injury list? Are you fucking kidding me?
Raymond : Number eighteen in 1988, Charlie Babbitt squeezed and pulled and hurt my neck in 1988.
Charlie : Squeezed and pulled and hurt your neck in 1988?
Charlie : We haven't ordered yet, Ray.
Raymond : Of course when they bring the maple syrup after the pancakes, it'll definitely be too late.
Charlie : How is that gonna be too late? We haven't ordered the pancakes yet.
Raymond : We're gonna be here the entire morning with no maple syrup and no - no toothpicks, I'm definitely, definitely not gonna have my pancakes w-with... [ Charlie grabs him by the neck ]
Raymond : OW!
Charlie : Don't make a scene!
Raymond : OW!
Charlie : Stop acting like a fucking retard.
Raymond : UH-OH! [ Pulls out red book and writes in it ]
Charlie : What are you writing?... What the fuck is this? "Serious Injury List"? *Serious* injury list? Are you fucking kidding me?
Raymond : Number eighteen in 1988, Charlie Babbitt squeezed and pulled and hurt my neck in 1988.
Charlie : Squeezed and pulled and hurt your neck in 1988?
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[ in a pancake restaurant ]
Raymond : Maple syrup is supposed to be on the table before the pancakes.
Charlie : Ray.
Raymond : Yeah?
Charlie : [ Presents a container of maple syrup ] Ta da.
Raymond : Ha ha. Charlie Babbitt made a joke.
Raymond : Maple syrup is supposed to be on the table before the pancakes.
Charlie : Ray.
Raymond : Yeah?
Charlie : [ Presents a container of maple syrup ] Ta da.
Raymond : Ha ha. Charlie Babbitt made a joke.
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[ Raymond doesn't want to go outside when it rains ]
Charlie : Hey, Ray, you take a shower right?
Raymond : Yeah.
Charlie : Well the rain is a lot like the shower, you get a little wet. What do you say, Ray? What do you say?
Raymond : Of course the shower is in the bathroom.
Charlie : That's the end of that conversation.
Charlie : Hey, Ray, you take a shower right?
Raymond : Yeah.
Charlie : Well the rain is a lot like the shower, you get a little wet. What do you say, Ray? What do you say?
Raymond : Of course the shower is in the bathroom.
Charlie : That's the end of that conversation.
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Raymond : We have pepperoni pizza for dinner Monday nights.
Susanna : Pizza? You get pizza in an institution?
Raymond : Monday night is Italian night.
Susanna : Pizza? You get pizza in an institution?
Raymond : Monday night is Italian night.
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[ Raymond blows their ruse to get into a farmhouse to watch The People's Court ]
Charlie : That's it. You blew it. You don't get to see your program. Finished.
Raymond : One minute to Wapner.
Charlie : Yes, one minute to Wapner. I had you in there, Ray! You were in there! The defendant, the plaintiff, you had it all. They are in there making legal history. *Legal history!*
Charlie : That's it. You blew it. You don't get to see your program. Finished.
Raymond : One minute to Wapner.
Charlie : Yes, one minute to Wapner. I had you in there, Ray! You were in there! The defendant, the plaintiff, you had it all. They are in there making legal history. *Legal history!*
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Doctor : Ray, do you want to stay and live with Charlie?
Raymond : Yeah.
Doctor : Or do you want to go back to Walbrook?
Raymond : Yeah.
Doctor : Which is it? Go back to Walbrook or stay with Charlie Babbitt?
Raymond : Go back to Walbrook, stay with Charlie Babbitt.
Raymond : Yeah.
Doctor : Or do you want to go back to Walbrook?
Raymond : Yeah.
Doctor : Which is it? Go back to Walbrook or stay with Charlie Babbitt?
Raymond : Go back to Walbrook, stay with Charlie Babbitt.
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Doctor : Ray, do you know how much a candy bar costs?
Raymond : 'Bout a hundred dollars.
Doctor : Do you know how much one of those new compact cars costs?
Raymond : 'Bout a hundred dollars.
Raymond : 'Bout a hundred dollars.
Doctor : Do you know how much one of those new compact cars costs?
Raymond : 'Bout a hundred dollars.
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[ in a pancake restaurant ]
Charlie : Okay, Ray, we've got blueberry, buckwheat, all flavors, what kind do you want?
Raymond : Pancakes.
Charlie : I know, but what kind?
Raymond : Pancakes.
Charlie : Okay, Ray, we've got blueberry, buckwheat, all flavors, what kind do you want?
Raymond : Pancakes.
Charlie : I know, but what kind?
Raymond : Pancakes.
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[ Raymond is reciting Abbott and Costello's Who's on First Base skit ]
Charlie : Ray, you're never gonna solve it. It's not a riddle because Who *is* on first base. That's a joke, Ray, it's comedy, but when you do it you're not funny. You're like the comedy of Abbott and Abbott.
Charlie : Ray, you're never gonna solve it. It's not a riddle because Who *is* on first base. That's a joke, Ray, it's comedy, but when you do it you're not funny. You're like the comedy of Abbott and Abbott.
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John Mooney : Are you disappointed?
Charlie : Disappointed? Why should I be disappointed? I got rose bushes didn't I? I got a used car, didn't I? This other guy, what'd you call him?
John Mooney : The beneficiary.
Charlie : Yeah him, he got $3,000,000 but he didn't get the rose bushes. I got the rose bushes. I definitely got the rose bushes. Those are rose bushes!
John Mooney : Mr. Babbitt, there's no reason to...
Charlie : To what? To get upset? If there is a hell, sir, my father is in it and he is looking up right now and he is laughing his ass off. Sanford Babbitt, you wanna be that guy's son for five minutes? I mean did you hear that letter? Were you listening?
John Mooney : Yes I was. Were you?
Charlie : Um, no, can you repeat it because I can't believe my fucking ears.
Charlie : Disappointed? Why should I be disappointed? I got rose bushes didn't I? I got a used car, didn't I? This other guy, what'd you call him?
John Mooney : The beneficiary.
Charlie : Yeah him, he got $3,000,000 but he didn't get the rose bushes. I got the rose bushes. I definitely got the rose bushes. Those are rose bushes!
John Mooney : Mr. Babbitt, there's no reason to...
Charlie : To what? To get upset? If there is a hell, sir, my father is in it and he is looking up right now and he is laughing his ass off. Sanford Babbitt, you wanna be that guy's son for five minutes? I mean did you hear that letter? Were you listening?
John Mooney : Yes I was. Were you?
Charlie : Um, no, can you repeat it because I can't believe my fucking ears.
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Charlie : [ Raymond making remarks about going to Cincinnati to get underwear ] Ray, did you fucking hear what I said? SHUT UP!
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[ Raymond is afraid of riding in a car on the freeway ]
Charlie : Hey Ray, I got a great idea. Stay in front of the car until we get off the exit, you'll get in and we'll take a not so dangerous road, whatever that might me. Is that an idea?
Raymond : Yeah.
Charlie : Give me five, that's a great idea. Give me five. [ Raymond doesn't comply so Charlie jogs back to the car ]
Charlie : This guy's a fucking fruit cake.
Charlie : Hey Ray, I got a great idea. Stay in front of the car until we get off the exit, you'll get in and we'll take a not so dangerous road, whatever that might me. Is that an idea?
Raymond : Yeah.
Charlie : Give me five, that's a great idea. Give me five. [ Raymond doesn't comply so Charlie jogs back to the car ]
Charlie : This guy's a fucking fruit cake.
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Raymond : [ after knocking the lamp onto the floor ] Uh oh! Uh oh, V-E-R-N! V-E-R-N! Homes! What's happenin' homes!
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Raymond : 'Course I got Jeopardy! at five o'clock. I watch Jeopardy!
Charlie : Don't start with that, Ray.
Charlie : Don't start with that, Ray.
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Charlie : That's amazing. He should work for NASA or something like that.
Doctor : Ray, if you had a dollar and you spent fifty cents, how much would you have left over?
Raymond : About seventy.
Doctor : Seventy cents?
Raymond : Seventy cents.
Charlie : So much for the NASA idea.
Raymond : [ to Charlie ] K-Mart, we should go to K-Mart. 400 Oak Street.
Charlie : What did I tell you? After this!
Doctor : Ray, if you had a dollar and you spent fifty cents, how much would you have left over?
Raymond : About seventy.
Doctor : Seventy cents?
Raymond : Seventy cents.
Charlie : So much for the NASA idea.
Raymond : [ to Charlie ] K-Mart, we should go to K-Mart. 400 Oak Street.
Charlie : What did I tell you? After this!
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Charlie : You've got a date, Ray, you're gonna go dancing.
Raymond : Yeah.
Charlie : You know how to dance, Ray?
Raymond : No.
Charlie : I'll have to teach you sometime.
Raymond : Definitely have to dance on my date. Have to learn how to dance. Definitely. Now.
Charlie : Ray, you're not gonna have to dance, but I will teach you sometime.
Raymond : Definitely have to dance with Iris.
Charlie : Sorry I even brought this up. You're right, Ray, you got a date with the only famous dancing hooker in Las Vegas.
Raymond : Yeah.
Charlie : You know how to dance, Ray?
Raymond : No.
Charlie : I'll have to teach you sometime.
Raymond : Definitely have to dance on my date. Have to learn how to dance. Definitely. Now.
Charlie : Ray, you're not gonna have to dance, but I will teach you sometime.
Raymond : Definitely have to dance with Iris.
Charlie : Sorry I even brought this up. You're right, Ray, you got a date with the only famous dancing hooker in Las Vegas.
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[ Ray has stopped in the middle of the street because the sign said DON'T WALK. An angry driver is yelling at him ]
Motorist : Hey you! Hey dipshit! Move it! You ain't gonna move, I'll move you!
Raymond : Have to get to K-Mart. 400 Oak Street. The sign said 'Don't Walk'. Have to get to K-Mart.
Motorist : Hey you! Hey dipshit! Move it! You ain't gonna move, I'll move you!
Raymond : Have to get to K-Mart. 400 Oak Street. The sign said 'Don't Walk'. Have to get to K-Mart.
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Raymond : [ to Susanna ] Are you taking any prescription medication?
Vern : He likes you, that's just his way of showing it.
Susanna : When I touched him, he pulled away.
Vern : Don't take it personal. He never touched me and I'm closer to him than anyone in the world, known him for nine years. It's not in him. If I left tomorrow without saying goodbye, he probably wouldn't notice.
Susanna : He wouldn't notice if you left?
Vern : I'm not sure but I don't think people are his first priority.
Vern : He likes you, that's just his way of showing it.
Susanna : When I touched him, he pulled away.
Vern : Don't take it personal. He never touched me and I'm closer to him than anyone in the world, known him for nine years. It's not in him. If I left tomorrow without saying goodbye, he probably wouldn't notice.
Susanna : He wouldn't notice if you left?
Vern : I'm not sure but I don't think people are his first priority.
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Iris : So, what are you doing in Las Vegas?
Raymond : We're counting cards.
Iris : You're counting cards?
Raymond : We're counting cards.
Iris : That's interesting.
Raymond : We're counting cards.
Iris : I know you're counting cards, what else are you doing?
Raymond : Are you taking any prescription medication?
Raymond : We're counting cards.
Iris : You're counting cards?
Raymond : We're counting cards.
Iris : That's interesting.
Raymond : We're counting cards.
Iris : I know you're counting cards, what else are you doing?
Raymond : Are you taking any prescription medication?
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