Rango Quotes
Rango: Is this Heaven?
Spirit of the West: If it were, we'd be eatin' Pop-Tarts with Kim Novak.
Spirit of the West: If it were, we'd be eatin' Pop-Tarts with Kim Novak.
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Rango: [after some kids throw rocks at him]Hey! What was that for?
Priscilla: You're funny-looking.
Rango: Well? You're funny-looking too.
Priscilla: That's a funny-looking shirt.
Rango: That's a funny-looking dress.
Priscilla: You got funny-looking eyes.
Rango: You got a funny-looking face!
Priscilla: [small pause]You're a stranger. Strangers don't last long here. [walks away]
Priscilla: You're funny-looking.
Rango: Well? You're funny-looking too.
Priscilla: That's a funny-looking shirt.
Rango: That's a funny-looking dress.
Priscilla: You got funny-looking eyes.
Rango: You got a funny-looking face!
Priscilla: [small pause]You're a stranger. Strangers don't last long here. [walks away]
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Rango: Now, remember son: stay in school, eat your veggies, burn everything but Shakespeare.
Child: Who's Shakespeare?
Child: Who's Shakespeare?
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Rattlesnake Jake: [after Beans refuses to sign a deed]Sign the damn paper, woman!
Beans: Go to Hell!
Rattlesnake Jake: [wraps Beans in his coils and suspends her upside down]Where do you think I come from?
Beans: Go to Hell!
Rattlesnake Jake: [wraps Beans in his coils and suspends her upside down]Where do you think I come from?
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Rango: Crunchy-creamy-cookie-candy-cupcake. Okay everybody, let's take it from the top!
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Rango: [Wounded Bird is scratching his down feathers and scattering them into the wind]I see you're communicating with the great spirits.
Wounded Bird: No. I'm molting. It means I'm ready to mate.
Wounded Bird: No. I'm molting. It means I'm ready to mate.
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Waffles: [Rango and his posse have found new purpose in their search for the outlaws]Uh... What exactly are we gonna do now?
Rango: Now... we ride! [whip cracks; Rango stops and looks to his right, puzzled]
Rango: [the band of mariachi owls stands a ways away with their instruments, waiting; Rango shouts to them]That means we're riding now! This moment. [another whip is heard and the owls start playing the background music; everyone is riding roadrunners in the next cut]
Rango: Now... we ride! [whip cracks; Rango stops and looks to his right, puzzled]
Rango: [the band of mariachi owls stands a ways away with their instruments, waiting; Rango shouts to them]That means we're riding now! This moment. [another whip is heard and the owls start playing the background music; everyone is riding roadrunners in the next cut]
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Beans: [unimpressed]You ain't from around here, are you?
Rango: [she walks away]I- I'm still working on it. Uh, so, what's your name?
Beans: [rummaging through glass bottles in her cart]Beans.
Rango: That's a funny kind of name.
Beans: What can I say? My daddy plum loved baked beans.
Rango: Well you're lucky he didn't plum love asparagus.
Beans: [quickly stands up]What... what're ya saying?
Rango: I mean, I uh... I enjoy a hearty puttanesca myself, but I'm not sure that a child would uh, appreciate the moniker. [picks up a jar with a sort of powder in it and puts some in his mouth]
Beans: [walking around the cart to Rango]My daddy was a great man, even if he did exhibit a proclivity for legumes, and... you... [sees what Rango is eating]
Rango: Mmm, spicy!
Beans: You are eating his ashes!
Rango: [spits, disgusted]Eh! You carry his remains?
Beans: [takes the jar and reseals it]No! His ashes; he loved to smoke. They never found the body.
Rango: Oh. Um, I'm sure he had his reasons.
Rango: [she walks away]I- I'm still working on it. Uh, so, what's your name?
Beans: [rummaging through glass bottles in her cart]Beans.
Rango: That's a funny kind of name.
Beans: What can I say? My daddy plum loved baked beans.
Rango: Well you're lucky he didn't plum love asparagus.
Beans: [quickly stands up]What... what're ya saying?
Rango: I mean, I uh... I enjoy a hearty puttanesca myself, but I'm not sure that a child would uh, appreciate the moniker. [picks up a jar with a sort of powder in it and puts some in his mouth]
Beans: [walking around the cart to Rango]My daddy was a great man, even if he did exhibit a proclivity for legumes, and... you... [sees what Rango is eating]
Rango: Mmm, spicy!
Beans: You are eating his ashes!
Rango: [spits, disgusted]Eh! You carry his remains?
Beans: [takes the jar and reseals it]No! His ashes; he loved to smoke. They never found the body.
Rango: Oh. Um, I'm sure he had his reasons.
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Rango: [taken aback]Golden guardians... Alabaster chariot... The Spirit of the West! [to Spirit]
Rango: Ahem... excuse me... Mister Spirit... sir?
Spirit of the West: [eyeing a fish hook]Now there's a beaut. Sometimes you have to dig deep to find what you're looking for. [to Rango]
Spirit of the West: So, you made it.
Rango: Is this Heaven?
Spirit of the West: If it were, we'd be eating Pop Tarts with Kim Novak.
Rango: Yeah, ain't that the truth. What are you doing out here?
Spirit of the West: Searching... same as you.
Rango: [downhearted]I don't know what I'm looking for. I don't even know who I am. [brighter]
Rango: They used to call you 'The Man with No Name'.
Spirit of the West: Nowadays, they have a name for just about everything. Doesn't matter what they call you... it's the deeds that make the man.
Rango: But my deeds just made everything worse. I'm a fake... a phony. My friends were counting on me. They were looking for some sort of hero.
Spirit of the West: [emphatic]Then be a hero!
Rango: [disbelief]Oh, no! No, no. I'm not even supposed to be out here.
Spirit of the West: That's right. You came out here looking for something that didn't exist. But don't you see? [pause]
Spirit of the West: It's not about you... it's about them.
Rango: But I can't go back.
Spirit of the West: Don't think you have a choice, son. [draws rectangle on windshield]
Spirit of the West: No man can walk out of his own story.
Rango: Ahem... excuse me... Mister Spirit... sir?
Spirit of the West: [eyeing a fish hook]Now there's a beaut. Sometimes you have to dig deep to find what you're looking for. [to Rango]
Spirit of the West: So, you made it.
Rango: Is this Heaven?
Spirit of the West: If it were, we'd be eating Pop Tarts with Kim Novak.
Rango: Yeah, ain't that the truth. What are you doing out here?
Spirit of the West: Searching... same as you.
Rango: [downhearted]I don't know what I'm looking for. I don't even know who I am. [brighter]
Rango: They used to call you 'The Man with No Name'.
Spirit of the West: Nowadays, they have a name for just about everything. Doesn't matter what they call you... it's the deeds that make the man.
Rango: But my deeds just made everything worse. I'm a fake... a phony. My friends were counting on me. They were looking for some sort of hero.
Spirit of the West: [emphatic]Then be a hero!
Rango: [disbelief]Oh, no! No, no. I'm not even supposed to be out here.
Spirit of the West: That's right. You came out here looking for something that didn't exist. But don't you see? [pause]
Spirit of the West: It's not about you... it's about them.
Rango: But I can't go back.
Spirit of the West: Don't think you have a choice, son. [draws rectangle on windshield]
Spirit of the West: No man can walk out of his own story.
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Elgin: That ain't nothin'. I coughed up an entire tribe of pygmies. They started lookin' at me weird.
Furgus: I remember them! They was quite friendly!
Spoons: I found a human spinal column in my fecal matter once... [Awkward silence]
Sergeant Turley: You might wanna get that looked at.
Furgus: I remember them! They was quite friendly!
Spoons: I found a human spinal column in my fecal matter once... [Awkward silence]
Sergeant Turley: You might wanna get that looked at.
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Rango: [Rango marches into the bank after it's been robbed]All right, folks; stand back, clear the area, this is a crime scene, now. Secure the parameter, dust for prints, check for fibers, scan for DNA, I want a urine sample from everyone and get me a latte. Don't mix up the two.
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Spoons: [after Rango forms a small posse to find the band of robbers]What do we do now, sheriff?
Rango: Now, we ride! [cut to them all riding across the desert on roadrunners, excited and energized]
Spoons: [to Rango]Where are we going? [they have no leads on where the robbers might be]
Rango: What?
Spoons: Where are we going? [cut to them all walking back into town, embarrassed]
Rango: Now, we ride! [cut to them all riding across the desert on roadrunners, excited and energized]
Spoons: [to Rango]Where are we going? [they have no leads on where the robbers might be]
Rango: What?
Spoons: Where are we going? [cut to them all walking back into town, embarrassed]
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Wounded Bird: You kill bird?
Rango: Why, yes, I did.
Wounded Bird: Bird dead, snake come.
Rango: Uh, snake?
Priscilla: He means Rattlesnake Jake, Mr. Rango. He usually doesn't come to town because he's scared of that hawk, but he might come now. Can I have your boots when you're dead?
Rango: No. I ain't got no problem with this Rattlesnake Jake.
Priscilla: That's just what Amos said.
Rango: Amos? [Priscilla looks at something offscreen, Rango looks and sees a small graveyard with a headstone reading 'Amos, Sheriff Thur-Sat.']
Priscilla: You got any gold fillings?
Rango: Why, yes, I did.
Wounded Bird: Bird dead, snake come.
Rango: Uh, snake?
Priscilla: He means Rattlesnake Jake, Mr. Rango. He usually doesn't come to town because he's scared of that hawk, but he might come now. Can I have your boots when you're dead?
Rango: No. I ain't got no problem with this Rattlesnake Jake.
Priscilla: That's just what Amos said.
Rango: Amos? [Priscilla looks at something offscreen, Rango looks and sees a small graveyard with a headstone reading 'Amos, Sheriff Thur-Sat.']
Priscilla: You got any gold fillings?
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Rango: Us reptiles gotta stick together. Right, my brother?
Buford: I'm an amphibian.
Rango: Ain't no shame in that.
Buford: I'm an amphibian.
Rango: Ain't no shame in that.
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Rango: [burps fire in face]I'll take care of that for you. [rubs some of the soot off his face]
Rango: There. All better.
Rango: There. All better.
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Rattlesnake Jake: [sees bullet]One bullet. I tip my hat to you... One legend to another.
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Rattlesnake Jake: [realizing it's a swarm of bats in the form of a hawk]Ain't no hawk, ain't nothin' but bats! [starts shooting at them]
Maybelle: Stick to the plan boys, bleed the devil dry! [swarm spreads out, Jake laughs excitedly while trying to shoot every bat down, realizes he used up all his bullets, turns to see Rango pointing a gun at him]
Rango: It only takes one bullet.
Rattlesnake Jake: You ain't got the nerve.
Rango: Try me.
Maybelle: Stick to the plan boys, bleed the devil dry! [swarm spreads out, Jake laughs excitedly while trying to shoot every bat down, realizes he used up all his bullets, turns to see Rango pointing a gun at him]
Rango: It only takes one bullet.
Rattlesnake Jake: You ain't got the nerve.
Rango: Try me.
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Mayor: Control the water... and you control everything. But I don't have to tell you that, being a true man of the West as you are.
Rango: Oh, yeah. The West is the... the best!
Rango: Oh, yeah. The West is the... the best!
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Rock-Eye: [the hawk drops a bottle with Rango inside it directly on top of Rock-Eye the Toad, who is hiding from the hawk as a rock, from a great height]íAy! íMadre de Dios! [He sees Rango]
Rock-Eye: You! I'll kill you! You stupid lizard! Get out of there! I'm gonna strangle your huevos!
Rango: [points frantically from inside his bottle]The bird! The bird! [He starts running away in his bottle by rolling it]
Rock-Eye: [Rock-Eye looks behind him]No wait, come back! [Rock-Eye starts chasing Rango]
Rock-Eye: Hey, I was just kidding! C'mon, we're friends, right?
Rango: Aaah, I don't know you!
Rock-Eye: Lizards, frogs... we're practically related, right?
Rango: [Overlapping]Find your own hiding place! No room at the inn!
Rock-Eye: Come on! Move over! I'll let you kiss my sister!
Rango: [Rango runs the bottle over a small sharp rock and the bottle breaks in half]No no no nonono...! [the bottle slides to a stop]
Rock-Eye: [Stops with him; pointing in triumph]HA! Ha ha ha! [the hawk snatches him up]
Rock-Eye: [Screams furiously]You son of a b...! [Hawk screech]
Rock-Eye: You! I'll kill you! You stupid lizard! Get out of there! I'm gonna strangle your huevos!
Rango: [points frantically from inside his bottle]The bird! The bird! [He starts running away in his bottle by rolling it]
Rock-Eye: [Rock-Eye looks behind him]No wait, come back! [Rock-Eye starts chasing Rango]
Rock-Eye: Hey, I was just kidding! C'mon, we're friends, right?
Rango: Aaah, I don't know you!
Rock-Eye: Lizards, frogs... we're practically related, right?
Rango: [Overlapping]Find your own hiding place! No room at the inn!
Rock-Eye: Come on! Move over! I'll let you kiss my sister!
Rango: [Rango runs the bottle over a small sharp rock and the bottle breaks in half]No no no nonono...! [the bottle slides to a stop]
Rock-Eye: [Stops with him; pointing in triumph]HA! Ha ha ha! [the hawk snatches him up]
Rock-Eye: [Screams furiously]You son of a b...! [Hawk screech]
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Rango: [an arrow is sticking through Turley's head, entering in his right eye and coming out the left-rear side of his head; Rango looks disgusted]Whoa! Ehh... are you sure you're fit for duty there, soldier?
Sergeant Turley: [oblivious]What?
Rango: Uh, well, you've got a little somethin' in your... eye, there.
Sergeant Turley: [indicates his left eye, seemingly oblivious]Oh, that! That there's conjunctivitis, sir. It's hereditary.
Rango: [going along as not to hurt Turley's feelings]Oh! Well... um... glad to hear it's not contagious.
Sergeant Turley: [oblivious]What?
Rango: Uh, well, you've got a little somethin' in your... eye, there.
Sergeant Turley: [indicates his left eye, seemingly oblivious]Oh, that! That there's conjunctivitis, sir. It's hereditary.
Rango: [going along as not to hurt Turley's feelings]Oh! Well... um... glad to hear it's not contagious.
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Rango: [Rango and Beans have been locked in the bank vault with water pouring in and the water level rising]Don't worry! I have a plan! [looks through the glass to those who have locked them in]
Rango: Heeeeeelp! Open the door!
Rango: [no one does anything]Okay! Plan B!
Rango: Heeeeeelp! Open the door!
Rango: [no one does anything]Okay! Plan B!
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