Ranma .5 Quotes
Mousse: Enjoy it while you can, Ranma Saotome. By the time the show's over, you'll know what it feels like to have your true love stolen by another.
Movie: Ranma .5
Tsubasa: Dear, dear Ukyo, here. [offers gifts]
Ukyô Kuonji: Tsubasa, I don't wanna hurt your feelings, but I've already got a fiancee! [echo]
Ukyô Kuonji: Fiancee!
Tsubasa: [Weeps] Oh, oh!
Saotome Ranma: [gets stomped on to grill] Ow! That's hot!
Tsubasa: But rejection only spurred me on! I started sending Ukyo letter after letter, until the skies were frivelled with pretty pink envelopes.
Ukyô Kuonji: I needed some way to get me off easily, so that's when I thought of sending your picture Ranma.
Tendô Akane: Which picture of Ranma did you send?
Ukyô Kuonji: The girl Ranma of course, what did you think? Tsubasa thought I was a boy, remember? I didn't want anyone to think I was a pervert.
Ukyô Kuonji: Tsubasa, I don't wanna hurt your feelings, but I've already got a fiancee! [echo]
Ukyô Kuonji: Fiancee!
Tsubasa: [Weeps] Oh, oh!
Saotome Ranma: [gets stomped on to grill] Ow! That's hot!
Tsubasa: But rejection only spurred me on! I started sending Ukyo letter after letter, until the skies were frivelled with pretty pink envelopes.
Ukyô Kuonji: I needed some way to get me off easily, so that's when I thought of sending your picture Ranma.
Tendô Akane: Which picture of Ranma did you send?
Ukyô Kuonji: The girl Ranma of course, what did you think? Tsubasa thought I was a boy, remember? I didn't want anyone to think I was a pervert.
Movie: Ranma .5
[Akane imagines Ranma and Nabiki together]
Nabiki Tendo: Oh Ranma, we shouldn't! We aren't even married yet!
Ranma Saotome: Come on, Baby! Give daddy some sugar!
Nabiki Tendo: Oh Ranma, we shouldn't! We aren't even married yet!
Ranma Saotome: Come on, Baby! Give daddy some sugar!
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Genma: How to prove it...? I know! [Throws Ranma into a koi pond.]
Ranma: (now female) What'd you do that for?!
Genma: You sound like a woman! Were you not willing to give your life for your training?
Ranma: My life, yes. [Kicks Genma into the koi pond] My manhood is another story!
Ranma: (now female) What'd you do that for?!
Genma: You sound like a woman! Were you not willing to give your life for your training?
Ranma: My life, yes. [Kicks Genma into the koi pond] My manhood is another story!
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Ranma: I'm going to a drugstore in China to buy shampoo formula #911.
Nabiki: Buy me something while you're there.
Kasumi: I'd like some oolong tea.
Genma: How about some Grecian formula?
Soun: I could use some cigarettes.
Nabiki: Buy me something while you're there.
Kasumi: I'd like some oolong tea.
Genma: How about some Grecian formula?
Soun: I could use some cigarettes.
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Ranma: [in the "Cursed Tunnel of Lost Love", having just been hit by Akane] Talk about being stupid! There's no such thing as ghosts!
[A ghostly apparition of Kodachi appears.]
Kodachi: Ahhhh, Ranma-darling!
Ranma: YAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Kodachi: [the "apparition" is revealed to be the real Kodachi, with Sasuke shining a flashlight under her chin; Ranma tries to run but Kodachi grabs a hold of his shirt] Oh, Ranma-darling, I'm ever so frightened of the spooky-ooky dark! You will walk me to the exit, won't you, darling?
Ranma: [trying to escape Kodachi] No ghost is spookier than her!!!
[A ghostly apparition of Kodachi appears.]
Kodachi: Ahhhh, Ranma-darling!
Ranma: YAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Kodachi: [the "apparition" is revealed to be the real Kodachi, with Sasuke shining a flashlight under her chin; Ranma tries to run but Kodachi grabs a hold of his shirt] Oh, Ranma-darling, I'm ever so frightened of the spooky-ooky dark! You will walk me to the exit, won't you, darling?
Ranma: [trying to escape Kodachi] No ghost is spookier than her!!!
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[Kasumi is sick in bed and unable to cook breakfast.]
Akane: Don't worry, Kasumi! I'll take care of absolutely everything!
Genma: Let's go, Ranma!
Ranma: Yes sir!
[Genma and Ranma strap on their backpacks and prepare to leave. Akane blocks their way.]
Akane: WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
Ranma: Isn't it obvious? We're going to a place far, far away where your cooking can't hurt us.
Akane: Is that right? [attacks Ranma] DIE RANMA!!!!!!!!
Kasumi: Father, let me... [starts coughing]
Soun: [teary-eyed] Kasumi, we appreciate your sacrifice, but you need your rest!
Akane: [to Ranma] You haven't even tried it!
Ranma: I don't have to eat it to know it's toxic.
Akane: Don't worry, Kasumi! I'll take care of absolutely everything!
Genma: Let's go, Ranma!
Ranma: Yes sir!
[Genma and Ranma strap on their backpacks and prepare to leave. Akane blocks their way.]
Akane: WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
Ranma: Isn't it obvious? We're going to a place far, far away where your cooking can't hurt us.
Akane: Is that right? [attacks Ranma] DIE RANMA!!!!!!!!
Kasumi: Father, let me... [starts coughing]
Soun: [teary-eyed] Kasumi, we appreciate your sacrifice, but you need your rest!
Akane: [to Ranma] You haven't even tried it!
Ranma: I don't have to eat it to know it's toxic.
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Ryoga: I’ll rip your stupid head off!
Ranma: Alright! Thanks, Ryoga! I owe you one!
Ranma: Alright! Thanks, Ryoga! I owe you one!
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[Ranma is hurling insults at Akane in an attempt to restore her memory of him. From the episode Shampoo's Revenge! The Shiatsu Technique That Steals Heart and Soul!]
Ranma: You are just so uncute!
[Akane suddenly starts and looks shocked, as though she'd just remembered something she'd forgotten]
Soun: That's it! Ranma, do it again!
Ranma: You're uncute!
Soun: Whoa, now she's responding! Ranma, try making the words even stronger. Somewhere in her heart the words are having an effect!
Ranma: Now that's something I'm good at! Built like a stick! Your face makes me sick! Talks like a hick! Can't even kick! Dumb as a brick! Hair's a cowlick! You itch like a tick! Thighs are too thick!
Akane: Ranma, you JERK!
Ranma: You are just so uncute!
[Akane suddenly starts and looks shocked, as though she'd just remembered something she'd forgotten]
Soun: That's it! Ranma, do it again!
Ranma: You're uncute!
Soun: Whoa, now she's responding! Ranma, try making the words even stronger. Somewhere in her heart the words are having an effect!
Ranma: Now that's something I'm good at! Built like a stick! Your face makes me sick! Talks like a hick! Can't even kick! Dumb as a brick! Hair's a cowlick! You itch like a tick! Thighs are too thick!
Akane: Ranma, you JERK!
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Nabiki: [on Genma] Don't worry, Daddy - the only young girls HE could fool are the ones who take their teeth out at bedtime!
Kasumi: That's rude, Nabiki!
Nabiki: [grinning sheepishly] Thorry.
Kasumi: False teeth are NOT something to joke about.
Kasumi: That's rude, Nabiki!
Nabiki: [grinning sheepishly] Thorry.
Kasumi: False teeth are NOT something to joke about.
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Ranma: You sold me for one crummy little stinkin' fish, huh?!
Genma: He also threw in the rice and two pickles... hehe... ugh!
Ranma: What kind of father are you?!
Genma: He also threw in the rice and two pickles... hehe... ugh!
Ranma: What kind of father are you?!
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[Ranma falls into Koi pond]
Shampoo: Girl Ranma! I kill!
Ranma: Hey! Wait a minute!! [Runs away from Shampoo, Shampoo chases after]
Soun: When he's a boy, she wants him. When he's a girl, she wants him dead....
Shampoo: Girl Ranma! I kill!
Ranma: Hey! Wait a minute!! [Runs away from Shampoo, Shampoo chases after]
Soun: When he's a boy, she wants him. When he's a girl, she wants him dead....
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[Ranma-chan forced to wear Akane's Clothes]
Kasumi: Well Ranma, how's the shirt?
Ranma: Too tight! Look at this, it pinches my chest!
[Akane becomes visibly angry.]
Nabiki: How about the pants?
Ranma: Too baggy!!
Kasumi and Nabiki: Uh-Oh...
Akane: DIE RANMA!!!!!!!!!
[Akane hits Ranma on head]
Kasumi: Well Ranma, how's the shirt?
Ranma: Too tight! Look at this, it pinches my chest!
[Akane becomes visibly angry.]
Nabiki: How about the pants?
Ranma: Too baggy!!
Kasumi and Nabiki: Uh-Oh...
Akane: DIE RANMA!!!!!!!!!
[Akane hits Ranma on head]
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[After hitting his head against a rock in the koi pond, Ranma not only turned into a girl, but now thinks he really is a girl. From the episode, Am I... Pretty? Ranma's Declaration of Womanhood.]
Kasumi: [holds up 3 fingers] Ranma dear, how many fingers?
Ranma: Three fingers!
Kasumi: [points to Soun] Do you know who this person is?
Ranma: My dear Uncle Tendo!
Kasumi: [points to Genma, in human form] And this is?
Ranma: Octopus Face!
Kasumi: [points to Happosai] Good, and him?
Ranma: An Oompa-Loompa!
Kasumi: [giggling] She seems perfectly normal!
Kasumi: [holds up 3 fingers] Ranma dear, how many fingers?
Ranma: Three fingers!
Kasumi: [points to Soun] Do you know who this person is?
Ranma: My dear Uncle Tendo!
Kasumi: [points to Genma, in human form] And this is?
Ranma: Octopus Face!
Kasumi: [points to Happosai] Good, and him?
Ranma: An Oompa-Loompa!
Kasumi: [giggling] She seems perfectly normal!
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[Akane accidently hits Ranma in the face with a baseball due to him not paying attention. They go to Dr. Tofu's to get the wound treated]
Ranma: Man, you mean she even hits a ball like a savage?!
Akane: What?! It was your fault for not paying attention!
Dr. Tofu: [looks awkward] Well..you mean Akane did hit that ball?
Akane: Rrrrrr...!
Dr. Tofu: ...I was just joking. But so what, eh? What's wrong with being active?
Ranma: Macho.
Akane: But...but...
Dr. Tofu: It just means you're healthy!
Ranma: Or sexless.
Akane: [turns to Ranma] Would you...SHUT UP!
Ranma: Man, you mean she even hits a ball like a savage?!
Akane: What?! It was your fault for not paying attention!
Dr. Tofu: [looks awkward] Well..you mean Akane did hit that ball?
Akane: Rrrrrr...!
Dr. Tofu: ...I was just joking. But so what, eh? What's wrong with being active?
Ranma: Macho.
Akane: But...but...
Dr. Tofu: It just means you're healthy!
Ranma: Or sexless.
Akane: [turns to Ranma] Would you...SHUT UP!
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Ranma: [meeting Inuyasha in the 2008 "It's a Rumic World" short] What hot spring in Jusenkyo did you fall into? And those ears look so familiar... [thinks back on P-Chan, Genma in panda form, and Shampoo in cat form]
Inuyasha: Your voice is like mine... [a reference to both male Ranma and Inuyasha having the same seiyuu, Yamaguchi Kappei]
Ranma: Hmmm?
Ataru Moroboshi of Urusei Yatsura throws a bucket of water on Ranma and changes him into a girl.]
Ranma: [now female] WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!!
Ataru: [idles up close to Ranma] This way is better, so I can see your beautiful face! [glomps girl Ranma and begins to fondle "her" breasts] Oh, you are so sexy, sexy, sexy!!!
Inuyasha: Your voice is like mine... [a reference to both male Ranma and Inuyasha having the same seiyuu, Yamaguchi Kappei]
Ranma: Hmmm?
Ataru Moroboshi of Urusei Yatsura throws a bucket of water on Ranma and changes him into a girl.]
Ranma: [now female] WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!!
Ataru: [idles up close to Ranma] This way is better, so I can see your beautiful face! [glomps girl Ranma and begins to fondle "her" breasts] Oh, you are so sexy, sexy, sexy!!!
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[Akane has just baked animal-shaped cookies in her Home Economics class.]
Kuno: It is said that for a woman, true happiness can only be found in cooking for her beloved. Akane Tendo... [rushing at Akane as her friends scream] ALLOW ME TO MAKE YOU HAPPY!!
[Ranma does a jumping move and lands on Kuno's head, knocking him to the ground.]
Ranma: I'd think again, seeing as how her cooking probably killed better men than you.
Akane: Rrrrgh... [clobbers Ranma with the fire extinguisher] Maybe they won't be good... but AT LEAST TRY ONE!!!
[Ranma takes one of Akane's cookies and examines it quizzically]
Akane: Aren't they cute? They're animal crackers.
Ranma: These are animals? ... [begins examining Akane's cookies one by one] An octopus?
Akane: Stupid! It's a penguin!
Ranma: A hermit crab?
Akane: It's a lion.
Ranma: It's a water flea!
Akane: A rabbit!!
Ranma: Loch Ness Monster!
Akane: A swan!
Ranma: A Power Ranger!
Akane: A raccoon! [actually a tanuki but rendered as a "raccoon" in the English dub]
Ranma: A salamander!
Akane: Alligator!!!
Ranma: I know, a platypus!
Akane: A KOALA!!!!!!!!!!!
Kuno: It is said that for a woman, true happiness can only be found in cooking for her beloved. Akane Tendo... [rushing at Akane as her friends scream] ALLOW ME TO MAKE YOU HAPPY!!
[Ranma does a jumping move and lands on Kuno's head, knocking him to the ground.]
Ranma: I'd think again, seeing as how her cooking probably killed better men than you.
Akane: Rrrrgh... [clobbers Ranma with the fire extinguisher] Maybe they won't be good... but AT LEAST TRY ONE!!!
[Ranma takes one of Akane's cookies and examines it quizzically]
Akane: Aren't they cute? They're animal crackers.
Ranma: These are animals? ... [begins examining Akane's cookies one by one] An octopus?
Akane: Stupid! It's a penguin!
Ranma: A hermit crab?
Akane: It's a lion.
Ranma: It's a water flea!
Akane: A rabbit!!
Ranma: Loch Ness Monster!
Akane: A swan!
Ranma: A Power Ranger!
Akane: A raccoon! [actually a tanuki but rendered as a "raccoon" in the English dub]
Ranma: A salamander!
Akane: Alligator!!!
Ranma: I know, a platypus!
Akane: A KOALA!!!!!!!!!!!
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[A flashback scene. Ukyo is telling the story of how Tsubasa has stalked her since they went to the same boys' school.]
Tsubasa: [offers Ukyo a handful of gifts] Dear, dear Ukyo, here.
Ukyo: Tsubasa, I don't want to hurt your feelings, but... I've already got a fiancee!
Ukyo's Voice (echoing): Fiancee!... Fiancee!...
Tsubasa: Oh! [begins to weep]
[Back to the present day - Ranma-chan and Akane are eating okonomiyaki at Ucchan's while Ukyo tells them the story. Suddenly, Tsubasa, inside a garbage can, whirls into the restaurant and slams Ranma-chan down onto Ukyo's grill face first.]
Ranma: OW!! That's hot!
Tsubasa: [speaking into microphone] But rejection only spurred me on. I started sending Ukyo letter after letter, until the skies were filled with pretty pink envelopes.
Ukyo: I needed some way to get me off easily, so that's when I thought of sending your picture, Ranma.
Akane: Which picture of Ranma did you send?
Ukyo: The girl Ranma, of course. What did you think? Tsubasa thought I was a boy, remember? I didn't want anyone to think I was a pervert.
Tsubasa: [offers Ukyo a handful of gifts] Dear, dear Ukyo, here.
Ukyo: Tsubasa, I don't want to hurt your feelings, but... I've already got a fiancee!
Ukyo's Voice (echoing): Fiancee!... Fiancee!...
Tsubasa: Oh! [begins to weep]
[Back to the present day - Ranma-chan and Akane are eating okonomiyaki at Ucchan's while Ukyo tells them the story. Suddenly, Tsubasa, inside a garbage can, whirls into the restaurant and slams Ranma-chan down onto Ukyo's grill face first.]
Ranma: OW!! That's hot!
Tsubasa: [speaking into microphone] But rejection only spurred me on. I started sending Ukyo letter after letter, until the skies were filled with pretty pink envelopes.
Ukyo: I needed some way to get me off easily, so that's when I thought of sending your picture, Ranma.
Akane: Which picture of Ranma did you send?
Ukyo: The girl Ranma, of course. What did you think? Tsubasa thought I was a boy, remember? I didn't want anyone to think I was a pervert.
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Akane: (impersonating Shampoo) Ranma belong to me.(impersonating Kodachi) Ranma-darling will spend Xmas with me, ho ho ho. (impersonating Ukyo) Ranma-honey is mine. (normal voice) You're all so selfish. Cut it out! Sorry, but Ranma will never spend Xmas Eve with any of you!
Ukyo: What?
Kodachi: My!
Shampoo: Akane, you have fever?
Akane: I don't have a fever! Ranma's...Ranma's...! Ranma's spending Xmas Eve with me!
Ukyo: What?
Kodachi: My!
Shampoo: Akane, you have fever?
Akane: I don't have a fever! Ranma's...Ranma's...! Ranma's spending Xmas Eve with me!
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