Recess Quotes
Finster: The criminal always returns to the scene of the crime.
T.J.: But Miss Finster, you dragged me here!
T.J.: But Miss Finster, you dragged me here!
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Gretchen: The kids' unwritten code of honor is what makes us different from adults, different from animals. What would we be without it?
Gus: Adult animals?
Spinelli: Nothing, that's what!
Gus: Adult animals?
Spinelli: Nothing, that's what!
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Spinelli: Hey! One of you drop five bucks?
Ashleys: Oooo...
Ashleys & T.J.'s Gang (together): Scandalous!
T.J.'s Gang: Jinx!
Ashleys: Oooo...
Ashleys & T.J.'s Gang (together): Scandalous!
T.J.'s Gang: Jinx!
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Spinelli: Boys kissing girls? Girls kissing boys?
Gretchen: Surely, there must be some mistake. I mean, this defies the rules of nature and physics. Besides that, it's disgusting!
T.J.: But Butch says it's the future. His brother Joey told him.
Spinelli: Oh, please! The day I stop caring about dodgeball is the day the Earth starts spinning around the sun.
Gretchen: Which explains the D minus you got in Science.
Gretchen: Surely, there must be some mistake. I mean, this defies the rules of nature and physics. Besides that, it's disgusting!
T.J.: But Butch says it's the future. His brother Joey told him.
Spinelli: Oh, please! The day I stop caring about dodgeball is the day the Earth starts spinning around the sun.
Gretchen: Which explains the D minus you got in Science.
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T.J.: You realize we may have to get married after this.
Spinelli: You realize I may have to kill you after this.
Spinelli: You realize I may have to kill you after this.
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Spinelli: We seek a formal sit-down by she who goes by the name Britney. (four Kindergartners come forward) Er... Britney A.
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Principal Prickly: [shouting] Not only is my reputation as an educator on the line but also my reputation as a man! So get out there and win, I tell you, win! (Kids stare at him) Oh, and have fun.
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