Red vs. Blue Quote

[Donut runs into a room with Caboose standing next to the blue flag; Caboose thinks that Donut is the general and Donut thinks the blue base is the store]
Caboose: Wow! You got here fast!
Donut: Why is everybody so freaking rude in this canyon?!
Caboose: I'm not, sir! What can I do for ya?
Donut: Finally! Someone with a little respect around here!
Caboose: Yes, sir! (motions toward flag) I assume you're here because of this.
Donut: Wait...is this all you have?
Caboose: Uh, yes, sir! That's it!
Donut: Aw man! This figures. Shit. What about Elbow grease?
Caboose: Ummm...
Donut: Headlight fluid?
Caboose: Nope. All we have is this flag.
Donut: Well, I can't go back empty-handed. I guess I'll take that.
Caboose: Sure...that makes sense...I guess...
Donut: Man, they're gonna give me so much shit for coming back with just this stupid flag.
[Donut runs off with the blue flag]

TV Show: Red vs. Blue

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