Red vs. Blue Quote
Church: All right, that's it! I've had it! Rookie, you stay here. Me and Tucker, we'll head through the teleporter, we'll cut him off at the pass.
Caboose: Right!
Church: Tucker, you ready? Let's go.
Tucker: There is no way I'm going through that thing.
Church: Tucker, we don't have time for this. Why would they give us a teleporter if it doesn't work?
Tucker: I don't know! Why would they give us a tank that no one can drive?
Church: We already tested the teleporter, remember?
Tucker: We threw rocks through it!
Church: Yeah and so what?! The rocks came through the other side, didn't they?
Tucker: Yeah, but they were all hot and covered with black stuff.
Church: Oh, so I guess that's what this is all about then?! You're afraid of a little black stuff.
Tucker: Yes, I am. I am afraid of black stuff.
Church: Tucker, I almost hate to do this to ya. [Church points his gun at him]
Tucker: You wouldn't.
Church: You know, I look at it this way: either A) we go through there and get the flag back, or B) we stay here, and I get to kill you. Either way, I win.
Tucker: For the record, I want you to know: Rocks aren't people.
Church: Duly noted. Now get in there.
Tucker: Alright. One... two...
[Tucker runs through the teleporter]
Church: ...
Caboose: Huh. He didn't come out the other side.
Church: Yeah. I've, uh... I've decided I'm not gonna use the teleporter.
Caboose: Right!
Church: Tucker, you ready? Let's go.
Tucker: There is no way I'm going through that thing.
Church: Tucker, we don't have time for this. Why would they give us a teleporter if it doesn't work?
Tucker: I don't know! Why would they give us a tank that no one can drive?
Church: We already tested the teleporter, remember?
Tucker: We threw rocks through it!
Church: Yeah and so what?! The rocks came through the other side, didn't they?
Tucker: Yeah, but they were all hot and covered with black stuff.
Church: Oh, so I guess that's what this is all about then?! You're afraid of a little black stuff.
Tucker: Yes, I am. I am afraid of black stuff.
Church: Tucker, I almost hate to do this to ya. [Church points his gun at him]
Tucker: You wouldn't.
Church: You know, I look at it this way: either A) we go through there and get the flag back, or B) we stay here, and I get to kill you. Either way, I win.
Tucker: For the record, I want you to know: Rocks aren't people.
Church: Duly noted. Now get in there.
Tucker: Alright. One... two...
[Tucker runs through the teleporter]
Church: ...
Caboose: Huh. He didn't come out the other side.
Church: Yeah. I've, uh... I've decided I'm not gonna use the teleporter.
TV Show: Red vs. Blue
