Red vs. Blue Quote

[Griff and Simmons standing in front of tank.]
Simmons: Lets get back to the jeep. On three. Ready, one..
Griff: Wait! On three? or three and then go?
Simmons: On Three. It's always faster to go on three.
Griff: Ok got it.
Simmons: Ready? One
Sheila: Aquireing target. [Griff turns around and starts running towards the jeep]
Griff: [panting wihle runing]
Sheila: Target locked. [Church is also making a run for the jeep]
Simmons: Two...Three! [Simmons turns around and sees that Griff is already half way to the jeep] Oh you back stabbing cockbite!
Sheila: Firing main cannon [The jeep blows up]
Simmons: Son of a bitch!
Griff: SON OF A BITCH!!!
Church: Son of a bitch!!!
Tucker: [As Church arrives back at rock] Hey, the jeep blew up.
Church: No kidding, thanks for the update, Tucker!

TV Show: Red vs. Blue

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