Red vs. Blue Quote
[Zooms over to blue base where Church and Tucker are chatting]
Tucker: Hey Church, if your body is the red team's old droid, and droids usually fix stuff, can't you just activate your repair sequence and fix Sheila?
Church: Huh... well, yeah, it's worth a shot, I guess. *Ahem* All right, stand back. [Church starts grunting for six seconds]
Tucker: Anything?
Church: Yeah, it's not as easy as you'd think it'd be.
Tucker: Maybe there's a button on you somewhere.
Church: See what you can find. I'll keep trying from in here. [Begins grunting again] Oh, hey.
Tucker: Found it?
Church: Nah, no, wait. All I found was the time and temperature function. It is currently 26 degrees, by the way.
Tucker: What? It's not 26 degrees out here, that's freezing.
Church: Celsius, Tucker.
Tucker: Come on dude, Celsius sucks. [Tucker bends down to only find a switch in Church's crotch] Hey, I found something.
Church: Oh yeah, you found a button?
Tucker: No dude, it's more like a...switch.
Church: Well, give it a flip. [Tucker stand up to face Church]
Tucker: I don't wanna flip it.
Church: What's the problem?
Tucker: It's in a weird place.
Church: Oh, you gotta be kidding me!
Tucker: You flip it!
Church: These arms aren't that flexible. I can't even reach down there.
Tucker: What about Caboose?
Church: Aw man, he's so stupid. I don't even know if he knows how to operate a switch.
Tucker: Aw man.
Church: Tucker, come on! We'll laugh about it later. I'll buy you dinner. [Tucker bends down to flip the switch but comes back up, unsuccessful]
Tucker: It won't move. Its stuck.
Church: Did you try wiggling i
Tucker: Hey Church, if your body is the red team's old droid, and droids usually fix stuff, can't you just activate your repair sequence and fix Sheila?
Church: Huh... well, yeah, it's worth a shot, I guess. *Ahem* All right, stand back. [Church starts grunting for six seconds]
Tucker: Anything?
Church: Yeah, it's not as easy as you'd think it'd be.
Tucker: Maybe there's a button on you somewhere.
Church: See what you can find. I'll keep trying from in here. [Begins grunting again] Oh, hey.
Tucker: Found it?
Church: Nah, no, wait. All I found was the time and temperature function. It is currently 26 degrees, by the way.
Tucker: What? It's not 26 degrees out here, that's freezing.
Church: Celsius, Tucker.
Tucker: Come on dude, Celsius sucks. [Tucker bends down to only find a switch in Church's crotch] Hey, I found something.
Church: Oh yeah, you found a button?
Tucker: No dude, it's more like a...switch.
Church: Well, give it a flip. [Tucker stand up to face Church]
Tucker: I don't wanna flip it.
Church: What's the problem?
Tucker: It's in a weird place.
Church: Oh, you gotta be kidding me!
Tucker: You flip it!
Church: These arms aren't that flexible. I can't even reach down there.
Tucker: What about Caboose?
Church: Aw man, he's so stupid. I don't even know if he knows how to operate a switch.
Tucker: Aw man.
Church: Tucker, come on! We'll laugh about it later. I'll buy you dinner. [Tucker bends down to flip the switch but comes back up, unsuccessful]
Tucker: It won't move. Its stuck.
Church: Did you try wiggling i
TV Show: Red vs. Blue
