Red vs. Blue Quote

[Camera goes back to both Sarge and Caboose]
Sarge: Caboose, I have a veery bad feeling ab-[Sarge notices the trumpet playing again]...What's that?
[Blues come running out of their base, firing weapons madly in all directions]
Blue Soldiers: Chaaarge! Chaaaarge! Yeaaaah! Woo-hoo!
[Red Soldiers run out of their base, also firing their weapons madly in all directions screamin taunts]
Sarge: Come on Caboose! We got to get to higher ground!
Blue Soldier: Yeah, I love reloading, I love to reload!
[Red Soldier pops up and hits him in the back of the head]
Blue Soldier: Oh! Back of the head! Tell my girlfriend that I love her...
Red Soldier: She's my girlfriend now bitch!
Sarge: Come on Caboose! [Sarge and Caboose climb a ladder to a cliff above]
[From their new vantage point, Caboose and Sarge view the scene below them: Multiple reds and blues shooting non-stop at each other]
Various Soldiers: Yeah, get some! You want some!?
Caboose: Sarge, I am scared of our new friends.
Sarge: Ah, sonny-bo-no, what's going on here?
[Trumpet plays once and a Red carrying a blue flag runs out of the blue base]

TV Show: Red vs. Blue

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