Red vs. Blue Quote
[A red soldier runs up behind a blue and kills him]
Red Soldier: Oh yeah! Oh no!
[The soldier gets killed by a sniper shot to the head]
Blue Sniper: Head shot! [The sniper gets hit by a rocket] Oh! You rocket whore!
Blue Soldier: Yeah! You want some!? I got some for you! How 'bout you?
Red Soldier: The only good blue is a dead blue!
Red Soldier: Christ, this water's cold!
Red and Blue Soldiers Alternating, while shooting over a rock at each other: Hey, ho, hey, ho, hey, ho, hey, YO!
[The Blue soldier gets hit by a rocket]
Red Soldier: Weak! You took my kill!
Rocket Red Soldier: I didn't see your name on it!
[As the Rocket Soldier runs past a rock, he gets shot and killed by a blue hiding behind the rock]
Rocket Soldier: Oh, you fucking camping bitch!
Blue Camper: It's a legitimate strategy!
[The blue runs away, and when he runs out from behind a rock, he almost gets hit by a sniper shot]
Blue Camper: Whoa!
Red Sniper: Damn! Hey Blue, we're the only two left, let's work together!
Blue Camper: What do you mean?
Red Sniper: I'm coming out!
Blue Camper: Okay, I'm coming out too!
[The two meet in the middle of the creek]
Blue Camper: What did you mean we could work as a team?
[The Red Sniper smashes his rifle into the Blue Camper's head, killing him]
Red Sniper: I bash you in the head with my rifle, and you die! Good teamwork, you fucking noob! Good game! Good game everybody, GG man, GG! [The Sniper dies with no cause] Blah!
Sarge: I have no earthly idea what it is I just saw, or what this place is, or where in the hell O'Malley is!
Red Soldier: Oh yeah! Oh no!
[The soldier gets killed by a sniper shot to the head]
Blue Sniper: Head shot! [The sniper gets hit by a rocket] Oh! You rocket whore!
Blue Soldier: Yeah! You want some!? I got some for you! How 'bout you?
Red Soldier: The only good blue is a dead blue!
Red Soldier: Christ, this water's cold!
Red and Blue Soldiers Alternating, while shooting over a rock at each other: Hey, ho, hey, ho, hey, ho, hey, YO!
[The Blue soldier gets hit by a rocket]
Red Soldier: Weak! You took my kill!
Rocket Red Soldier: I didn't see your name on it!
[As the Rocket Soldier runs past a rock, he gets shot and killed by a blue hiding behind the rock]
Rocket Soldier: Oh, you fucking camping bitch!
Blue Camper: It's a legitimate strategy!
[The blue runs away, and when he runs out from behind a rock, he almost gets hit by a sniper shot]
Blue Camper: Whoa!
Red Sniper: Damn! Hey Blue, we're the only two left, let's work together!
Blue Camper: What do you mean?
Red Sniper: I'm coming out!
Blue Camper: Okay, I'm coming out too!
[The two meet in the middle of the creek]
Blue Camper: What did you mean we could work as a team?
[The Red Sniper smashes his rifle into the Blue Camper's head, killing him]
Red Sniper: I bash you in the head with my rifle, and you die! Good teamwork, you fucking noob! Good game! Good game everybody, GG man, GG! [The Sniper dies with no cause] Blah!
Sarge: I have no earthly idea what it is I just saw, or what this place is, or where in the hell O'Malley is!
TV Show: Red vs. Blue
