Red vs. Blue Quote
Grif: What can I do Sarge?
Sarge: I need you to run right at O'Malley.
Grif: And shank him with my shiv?
Sarge: No, when he blows you up with a rocket, try to see if you can get your dismembered limbs and guts to clog the barrels of his rocket launcher.
Grif: You're kidding?
Sarge: It's a remote chance, I know, but it's worth a shot.
O'Malley: (Catching the two behind a rock) OBLIVION IS AT HAND! HA HA!
Doc: (Points the rocket launcher at them) Cover your ears guys. This thing is really loud.
Grif: This is it!
Simmons: Not so fast O'Malley! (Everyone turns to Simmons) Maybe we can't stop you, but I know who can! (A teleporter comes from nowhere, letting in the Zealot Solders)
Blue Solders: ALRIGHT, NEW LEVEL! YEAH!
All the Zealot Solders: YAHOO! YAHOO! YEAH!
Simmons: Hey guys, you want your flag? (All the zealots turn to Simmons) He's the one who has it! (Screen panel turns to O'Malley)
Red Zealot: (Zealots turn to O'Malley) The crusade has begun! Our hour of glory is now at hand! Let all who would stand against us be washed in our divine light! (All the Zealots shoot at O'Malley)
O'Malley: NO, GET, GET AWAY FROM ME! NO, MY POWER IS DROPPING, STOP, DOWN!
Simmons: We need to disarm Church's bomb Sarge.
Sarge: Right.
Church: (Church gets struck by lightning) Yow woo hoo hoo! (Reds run up to Church)
Sarge: Hold still son, this will just take a second. (Sarge kneels down to Church's crotch)
Church: Seriously, don't you ever install anything above the waist? (Sarge pops up again)
Sarge: OH NO! That last lightning bolt fused the detonator! There's no way to turn this thing off!
Simmons: Can you do it manually?
Sarge: Impossible. I specifica
Sarge: I need you to run right at O'Malley.
Grif: And shank him with my shiv?
Sarge: No, when he blows you up with a rocket, try to see if you can get your dismembered limbs and guts to clog the barrels of his rocket launcher.
Grif: You're kidding?
Sarge: It's a remote chance, I know, but it's worth a shot.
O'Malley: (Catching the two behind a rock) OBLIVION IS AT HAND! HA HA!
Doc: (Points the rocket launcher at them) Cover your ears guys. This thing is really loud.
Grif: This is it!
Simmons: Not so fast O'Malley! (Everyone turns to Simmons) Maybe we can't stop you, but I know who can! (A teleporter comes from nowhere, letting in the Zealot Solders)
Blue Solders: ALRIGHT, NEW LEVEL! YEAH!
All the Zealot Solders: YAHOO! YAHOO! YEAH!
Simmons: Hey guys, you want your flag? (All the zealots turn to Simmons) He's the one who has it! (Screen panel turns to O'Malley)
Red Zealot: (Zealots turn to O'Malley) The crusade has begun! Our hour of glory is now at hand! Let all who would stand against us be washed in our divine light! (All the Zealots shoot at O'Malley)
O'Malley: NO, GET, GET AWAY FROM ME! NO, MY POWER IS DROPPING, STOP, DOWN!
Simmons: We need to disarm Church's bomb Sarge.
Sarge: Right.
Church: (Church gets struck by lightning) Yow woo hoo hoo! (Reds run up to Church)
Sarge: Hold still son, this will just take a second. (Sarge kneels down to Church's crotch)
Church: Seriously, don't you ever install anything above the waist? (Sarge pops up again)
Sarge: OH NO! That last lightning bolt fused the detonator! There's no way to turn this thing off!
Simmons: Can you do it manually?
Sarge: Impossible. I specifica
TV Show: Red vs. Blue
