Red vs. Blue Quote

Sarge: Ah; go ahead and kill him, we can use his armor for spare parts. Here, this thing dosen't look so heavy. Look at the... (tries to lift the bomb) Whoa! That thing's not moving!
Caboose: I can carry it.
Tex: I guarantee you'll need two people.
Tucker: No, it's true, he has crazy strength. Church and I think it's God's way of compensating.
Caboose: (picks up bomb) See.
Sarge: Great Paul Bunyan! He's like an ox!
Caboose: But I have no horns... or lumberjack friends.
Grif: Come on, no way it can be that bad. Let me give it an... ah! (Caboose drops the bomb in Grif's hands and Grif falls to the ground) (Grif hands the bomb back to Caboose) Here you go, you can carry it.

TV Show: Red vs. Blue

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