Red vs. Blue Quote

Sheila: Target locked. [Fires main cannon]
Donut: Hey, what are you guys doing up here? [Several gunshots are aimed by Future Church to get Donut's head but he misses every time]
Future Church: OH MY GOD! How the hell did I miss?!
Grif: That chick with black armor is back.
Donut: What chick? You mean the chick that stuck the gernade to my head? [Church misses again]
Future Church: God damn it!
Simmons: That's the one.
Donut: Oooh, oh I've been waiting for this. [Donut runs over to the edge of the base that faces Tex.] HEY BITCH, REMEMBER ME?! I SAVED SOMETHING FOR YA! [Donut throws a sticky grenade at Tex. Everybody watches the grenade fly slowly threw the sky while Future Church tries to shoot it down but misses every shot.]
Future Church: FUCK, SHIT, HORSE, SHIT!
Tucker: Man, that girl has a really good arm.
Tex: [The gernade land on her] Aw, crap.
Future Church: Alright, that's it. I quit. I'm going to go live in a cave. [Church runs toward the caves. And Tex blows up.]
Church: DIOS MIO NO!!

TV Show: Red vs. Blue

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