Red vs. Blue Quote

Church: [Church runs into several other Church's who have failed to change the sequence of events leading to episode 49] What the hell is all of this?
Church 2: Dear God in heaven.
Church 3: Oh here he is, late again.
Church: Who are you guys?
Church 3: We're you, dumbass! We just keep screwing up and being blown back to the computer terminal. Than we teleport here to try again.
Church 2: I know that man, you told me last time!
Church 3: I'm not talking to you I'm talking to the new you.
Church 2: Oh right, sorry I'm still getting used to all this.
Church 4: Dumbass,
Church 2: Hey shut up.
Church: How did all you guys screw up?
Church 4: Well when Tucker points the rocket launcher at us, I try to explain the situation to everybody and oddly Caboose was the only one who understood it right away. Anyway by the time I got finished answering questions the bomb went off and I went back in time.
Church 5: Right, then I teleported back to Sidewinder and thought if I could shoot Wyoming before he shoots Tucker I could fix everything. But I shoot Wyoming then Tucker shot me, the bomb went off anyway, and I got sent back in time.
Church 2: Then I teleported back and just decided to kill everybody that I could see.
Church: Why'd you do that?
Church 2: Well... I don't know, it seemed like fun. I think I went a little nuts there for awhile.
Church: Well then what did you do?
Yellow Armored Church: Dude don't ask, trust me it... it didn't work.
Church 4: So now we all come back here beforehand to discuss we did and to see if we can collectively figure out a better plan beforehand.
Church 2: You said beforehand twice.
Church: Well in that case what I was thinking about doi

TV Show: Red vs. Blue

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