Red vs. Blue Quote
Sarge: There's nothing wrong with the Olympics that modern science can't fix.
Church: Right, like using aerodynamic computer modeling to develop better ski jumping techniques.
Sarge: No, like replacing the skis with heat-seeking missles and the jumping with exploding.
Church: Well that seems a little extreme. How would you improve curling?
Sarge: Replace the big rocks with grenades.
Church: Figure skating?
Sarge: Landmines.
Church: Downhill skiing?
Sarge: Laser gates.
Church: Speed skating?
Sarge: Everyone gets a bayonet.
Church: Snowboarding?
Sarge: Fewer hippies. And add polar bears. In fact, every event could use more polar bears.
Church: Ok, well, what about the luge?
Sarge: Ahh, allow me to demonstrate. Let's suppose Griff over there is our lugey. Alright Grif, just like we rehearsed it!
Grif: Yeah, I'm going for the gold! (gets hit by rocket) Tell Michelle Kwan I always loved her!
Sarge: (after blowing up luge athlete Grif) I call it, "Rocket Luge". In Europe, it's called the space program.
Church: Right, like using aerodynamic computer modeling to develop better ski jumping techniques.
Sarge: No, like replacing the skis with heat-seeking missles and the jumping with exploding.
Church: Well that seems a little extreme. How would you improve curling?
Sarge: Replace the big rocks with grenades.
Church: Figure skating?
Sarge: Landmines.
Church: Downhill skiing?
Sarge: Laser gates.
Church: Speed skating?
Sarge: Everyone gets a bayonet.
Church: Snowboarding?
Sarge: Fewer hippies. And add polar bears. In fact, every event could use more polar bears.
Church: Ok, well, what about the luge?
Sarge: Ahh, allow me to demonstrate. Let's suppose Griff over there is our lugey. Alright Grif, just like we rehearsed it!
Grif: Yeah, I'm going for the gold! (gets hit by rocket) Tell Michelle Kwan I always loved her!
Sarge: (after blowing up luge athlete Grif) I call it, "Rocket Luge". In Europe, it's called the space program.
TV Show: Red vs. Blue
