Red vs. Blue Quote
Grif: Hey everyone! You know, it's this time of year our thoughts turn to our family and our friends.
Simmons: That's why we here at Red Versus Blue want to wish every one of you a very merry Chris-
Doc: Hold it right there, guys!
Grif: Doc, stop interrupting our holiday message.
Doc: Uh, yeah. Listen guys, you should really know the holidays can be one of the most offensive times of the year.
Simmons: Offensive? Holidays are awesome! You get tons of Christmas presents, and you get a bunch of candy canes!
Doc: But just think about how exclusionary that statement is to people that don't celebrate Christmas! Or to dentists, or to people who use canes!
Simmons: Huh. I never looked at it that way.
Grif: Oh come on. I suppose you want to chicken out and just say Happy Holidays?
Doc: Yeah, I don't know. Holidays implies holy. Some people aren't religious at all! Also the word happy might be insensitive to people who suffer from depression.
Grif: What?
Simmons: He's right, you know. Each year, clinical depression affects millions of Americans.
Doc: Don't say Americans!
Simmons: Oops, right, you're right. Sorry. [Grif just stares at Doc]
Doc: What? It's a global platform!
Simmons: That's why we here at Red Versus Blue want to wish every one of you a very merry Chris-
Doc: Hold it right there, guys!
Grif: Doc, stop interrupting our holiday message.
Doc: Uh, yeah. Listen guys, you should really know the holidays can be one of the most offensive times of the year.
Simmons: Offensive? Holidays are awesome! You get tons of Christmas presents, and you get a bunch of candy canes!
Doc: But just think about how exclusionary that statement is to people that don't celebrate Christmas! Or to dentists, or to people who use canes!
Simmons: Huh. I never looked at it that way.
Grif: Oh come on. I suppose you want to chicken out and just say Happy Holidays?
Doc: Yeah, I don't know. Holidays implies holy. Some people aren't religious at all! Also the word happy might be insensitive to people who suffer from depression.
Grif: What?
Simmons: He's right, you know. Each year, clinical depression affects millions of Americans.
Doc: Don't say Americans!
Simmons: Oops, right, you're right. Sorry. [Grif just stares at Doc]
Doc: What? It's a global platform!
TV Show: Red vs. Blue
