Red vs. Blue Quote
Grif: Doc and Simmons are worried about offending people that don't celebrate Christmas. [Doc makes a whiny noise] I mean the holidays.
Doc: Eh, still kinda...
Grif: [sighs] That don't celebrate a special time at the end of the year. Is that better?
Doc: The Aztecs use a different calendar. The end of their year is actually-
Grif: Oh come on! The Aztecs have been dead for like a billion years!
Sarge: For once I agree with Grif. This is total nonsense! This is our show. We can say whatever kind of greeting we want!
Doc: Okay, let's all just calm down before somebody gets too festive. Ahem, pardon me, I meant seasonally excited.
Sarge: That's a bunch of Rudolph droppings if you ask me. I'm not scared of offending people, just watch me go. Hi, this is Sarge from Red Versus Blue, and I want to wish everybody a very merry- [an Xbox 360 guide menu pops up in front of him and the screen goes black and white] Hey, get that thing out of here! {the menu closes] And give us back our color! [the color returns] That's better. Now as I was saying-
Grif: Uh, Sarge? I'd be careful if I were you.
Sarge: They can't stop the signal. Now on behalf of everyone here at Red Versus Blue, we want to wish you all out there a very Merry- [Sarge vanishes]. (An Xbox 360 alert pops up and says "GrifKilla51" signed out)
Grif: Whoa, what happened? Where'd Sarge go?
Doc: I guess they stopped the signal.
Simmons: Well, okay. If we can't say Happy Holidays, what can we say?
Doc: Just think of something as inoffensive as possible.
Simmons: What if we just say hi? Hello.
Doc: In what language?
Simmons: How 'bout we just send a universal mathematical me
Doc: Eh, still kinda...
Grif: [sighs] That don't celebrate a special time at the end of the year. Is that better?
Doc: The Aztecs use a different calendar. The end of their year is actually-
Grif: Oh come on! The Aztecs have been dead for like a billion years!
Sarge: For once I agree with Grif. This is total nonsense! This is our show. We can say whatever kind of greeting we want!
Doc: Okay, let's all just calm down before somebody gets too festive. Ahem, pardon me, I meant seasonally excited.
Sarge: That's a bunch of Rudolph droppings if you ask me. I'm not scared of offending people, just watch me go. Hi, this is Sarge from Red Versus Blue, and I want to wish everybody a very merry- [an Xbox 360 guide menu pops up in front of him and the screen goes black and white] Hey, get that thing out of here! {the menu closes] And give us back our color! [the color returns] That's better. Now as I was saying-
Grif: Uh, Sarge? I'd be careful if I were you.
Sarge: They can't stop the signal. Now on behalf of everyone here at Red Versus Blue, we want to wish you all out there a very Merry- [Sarge vanishes]. (An Xbox 360 alert pops up and says "GrifKilla51" signed out)
Grif: Whoa, what happened? Where'd Sarge go?
Doc: I guess they stopped the signal.
Simmons: Well, okay. If we can't say Happy Holidays, what can we say?
Doc: Just think of something as inoffensive as possible.
Simmons: What if we just say hi? Hello.
Doc: In what language?
Simmons: How 'bout we just send a universal mathematical me
TV Show: Red vs. Blue
