Red vs. Blue Quote
Church: You know, this is a time of year when we all try to figure out ways to avoid spending any more time with our families than we absolutely have to.
Grif: And there's no better way to do that than hiding from them in a big dark room with a bunch of strangers.
Church: We're talking, of course, about going to the movies. Or, if you find today's movies to be too sexually explicit, a strip club.
Church: Nowadays, most people treat a movie theater like their own home. And they treat their home like a gas station bathroom, which is gross.
Grif: And there's no better way to do that than hiding from them in a big dark room with a bunch of strangers.
Church: We're talking, of course, about going to the movies. Or, if you find today's movies to be too sexually explicit, a strip club.
Church: Nowadays, most people treat a movie theater like their own home. And they treat their home like a gas station bathroom, which is gross.
TV Show: Red vs. Blue
