Red vs. Blue Quote
O'Malley: Mwhahaha!! Blarg blarg honk, haha!
O'Malley: Mwhaha! Blarg honk, you say?
Sarge: Blargity blarg... Ya honkbag.
Tucker: Honk honk blarg blarg. Honkhonkblargblarg. Honk-honky blarg?
Sarge: Blarg. And also, honk. Are these really my lines? This is ridiculous! Who wrote this?!
Grif: Line...
Sarge: Enough blargin, when do I get to beat up Grif? He's got a honking coming to him!
Simmons: Whats the motivation here? Is there like, a boss alien whose ass I should be kissing? Honk honk blarg, sir!
Grif: Hey Simmons. Is it just me, or do you have your head halfway up Sarge's blonk?
Donut: Hey, guys! Honk honk blarg blarg. Honk blarg blarg, blarg honk!
Grif: This is stupid. This character has less lines than I do.
Grif: Blargever, dude.
Tucker: What am I talking about?
Caboose: I'm an alien.
Tucker: Well, what do the alien chicks look like?
Caboose: I AM AN ALIEN!
Tucker: Do they like to honk?
Caboose: (not pausing) I'm an alien, I'm an alien, I'm an alien, I'm an alien.
Church: Honk honk, blarg blarg, goddammit, honk.
Sheila: [As a Wraith tank] Honk honk. Firing main blarg
Church: [Fires sniper rifle] See? I'm telling you, there is something wrong with this honking thing. It doesn't work as an alien or as a person.
Lopez: (after a long pause) ...El honk.
Church: Hey reds, you honk! Blue blargs!
Donut: Who wants to see my honk honk? Go on, give it a blarg!
Church: Shut the blarg up!!!
O'Malley: Mwhaha! Blarg honk, you say?
Sarge: Blargity blarg... Ya honkbag.
Tucker: Honk honk blarg blarg. Honkhonkblargblarg. Honk-honky blarg?
Sarge: Blarg. And also, honk. Are these really my lines? This is ridiculous! Who wrote this?!
Grif: Line...
Sarge: Enough blargin, when do I get to beat up Grif? He's got a honking coming to him!
Simmons: Whats the motivation here? Is there like, a boss alien whose ass I should be kissing? Honk honk blarg, sir!
Grif: Hey Simmons. Is it just me, or do you have your head halfway up Sarge's blonk?
Donut: Hey, guys! Honk honk blarg blarg. Honk blarg blarg, blarg honk!
Grif: This is stupid. This character has less lines than I do.
Grif: Blargever, dude.
Tucker: What am I talking about?
Caboose: I'm an alien.
Tucker: Well, what do the alien chicks look like?
Caboose: I AM AN ALIEN!
Tucker: Do they like to honk?
Caboose: (not pausing) I'm an alien, I'm an alien, I'm an alien, I'm an alien.
Church: Honk honk, blarg blarg, goddammit, honk.
Sheila: [As a Wraith tank] Honk honk. Firing main blarg
Church: [Fires sniper rifle] See? I'm telling you, there is something wrong with this honking thing. It doesn't work as an alien or as a person.
Lopez: (after a long pause) ...El honk.
Church: Hey reds, you honk! Blue blargs!
Donut: Who wants to see my honk honk? Go on, give it a blarg!
Church: Shut the blarg up!!!
TV Show: Red vs. Blue
