Remember WENN Quotes
Betty Roberts: We have a 10am show, and it is now 10: 03. Would you please take your places at the microphones?
Hilary Booth: Maple, would you tell Betty that I just don't care any more?
Maple: Jeff, would you kindly remind Hilary that Betty and I are no longer speaking to each other?
Jeff Singer: I'm sorry, Maple, but Hilary and I are not talking to each other.
Maple: Mackie, are you still speaking to Hilary?
Mackie Bloom: Yeah, I'm talking Hilary; I'm not talking to you.
Hilary Booth: Well, if you're talking to me, Mackie, would you please tell Betty that I don't care?
Mackie Bloom: Betty isn't listening to me anymore.
Hilary Booth: Well, are you talking to Jeff?
Mackie Bloom: Yes.
Hilary Booth: Well, then, would you please tell Jeff to tell Betty that I don't care?
Mackie Bloom: Jeff, Hilary said to tell Betty that she doesn't care any more.
Jeff Singer: I've taken my last set of orders from you, Mackie. And we are not talking to each other, remember?
Mackie Bloom: I forgot. Maple, are we still talking?
Maple: I think so, but remember, I'm not speaking to Hilary or Betty.
Mackie Bloom: But you're talking to Jeff.
Maple: Yes!
Mackie Bloom: Then, would you please tell Jeff to tell Betty that Hilary told me to tell her that she just doesn't care any more?
Hilary Booth: Maple, would you tell Betty that I just don't care any more?
Maple: Jeff, would you kindly remind Hilary that Betty and I are no longer speaking to each other?
Jeff Singer: I'm sorry, Maple, but Hilary and I are not talking to each other.
Maple: Mackie, are you still speaking to Hilary?
Mackie Bloom: Yeah, I'm talking Hilary; I'm not talking to you.
Hilary Booth: Well, if you're talking to me, Mackie, would you please tell Betty that I don't care?
Mackie Bloom: Betty isn't listening to me anymore.
Hilary Booth: Well, are you talking to Jeff?
Mackie Bloom: Yes.
Hilary Booth: Well, then, would you please tell Jeff to tell Betty that I don't care?
Mackie Bloom: Jeff, Hilary said to tell Betty that she doesn't care any more.
Jeff Singer: I've taken my last set of orders from you, Mackie. And we are not talking to each other, remember?
Mackie Bloom: I forgot. Maple, are we still talking?
Maple: I think so, but remember, I'm not speaking to Hilary or Betty.
Mackie Bloom: But you're talking to Jeff.
Maple: Yes!
Mackie Bloom: Then, would you please tell Jeff to tell Betty that Hilary told me to tell her that she just doesn't care any more?
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Enid Fairleigh: I, um, don't suppose you've had a chance to look at my script yet, have you?
Betty: Oh, um, just the first page. I thought...
Enid Fairleigh: Oh, please, be as critical as you would like. My internship here would otherwise be meaningless.
Betty: Well, Enid, I couldn't help noticing that both the hero and the villain in your script have the same first name. Don't you think that that's a little confusing? Especially on the radio, where you can't see what anyone looks like. For instance, on page one of your script your heroine says, 'I just hope John can stop John from destroying John's plan to take control of John's company.'
Betty: Oh, um, just the first page. I thought...
Enid Fairleigh: Oh, please, be as critical as you would like. My internship here would otherwise be meaningless.
Betty: Well, Enid, I couldn't help noticing that both the hero and the villain in your script have the same first name. Don't you think that that's a little confusing? Especially on the radio, where you can't see what anyone looks like. For instance, on page one of your script your heroine says, 'I just hope John can stop John from destroying John's plan to take control of John's company.'
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[Maple is instructing Betty, Hilary, and Eugenia in burlesque dancing]
Maple: Now here's the tricky part: the bump. Imagine somebody threw a hand grenade at you...
Eugenia: Everyone's a critic.
Maple: ...and you have to knock it away with your hips right back at the enemy. Pretend the audience is the enemy.
Hilary: I see you've worked Buffalo.
Maple: Now here's the tricky part: the bump. Imagine somebody threw a hand grenade at you...
Eugenia: Everyone's a critic.
Maple: ...and you have to knock it away with your hips right back at the enemy. Pretend the audience is the enemy.
Hilary: I see you've worked Buffalo.
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