Rescue Me Quote
[Talking about a fireman who retired and them came out of the closet, and also claims to know more gay firemen]
Sean: Well, maybe he just thought they were gay because they were well-groomed, and uh, into fashion. You know what I mean?
Chief Reilly, Franco, Lou, and Tommy: No.
Sean: Well, maybe they weren't homosexuals. Maybe they were metrosexuals.
Lou: What?
Tommy: My daughter used that term last week.
Franco: The teenager?
Tommy: The eight-year-old.
Chief Reilly: What in the sweet chocolate christ is a metrosexual?
Mike: It means that you aren't gay but you like to do certain things that might be considered gay. [they all stare at him, looking totally clueless and in shock] Right?
Sean: No, asshole. He doesn't know what the hell he's talkin' about. Look, a metrosexual is like a straight guy who happens to you know, also like to go shoppin' and-- and get facials and stuff.
Tommy: Holy shit.
Chief Reilly: Shoppin' for food?
Mike: Nice food.
Sean: Yeah, and wine, and... clothes. Yeah, I'm not explaining it right. Franco you know what a metrosexual is, right?
Franco: Uh, that would be a huge goddamn 'no'.
Sean: It's not like a gay thing...
Mike: It's gay and it's not gay. It's like straight, regular guys who get like facelifts and bikini waxes.
Chief Reilly: Enough. Enough.
Mike: Male bikini waxes.
Chief Reilly: Enough! Nobody in this firehouse goes out and goes shoppin' anymore unless it's for underwear or for boots or for a pair of goddamn gloves. And nobody, and I mean nobody, goes and gets a facial unless that means putting water on your face to clean up after catchin' a job. And the word metrosexual from this point on is banned from this quarters. (walks
Sean: Well, maybe he just thought they were gay because they were well-groomed, and uh, into fashion. You know what I mean?
Chief Reilly, Franco, Lou, and Tommy: No.
Sean: Well, maybe they weren't homosexuals. Maybe they were metrosexuals.
Lou: What?
Tommy: My daughter used that term last week.
Franco: The teenager?
Tommy: The eight-year-old.
Chief Reilly: What in the sweet chocolate christ is a metrosexual?
Mike: It means that you aren't gay but you like to do certain things that might be considered gay. [they all stare at him, looking totally clueless and in shock] Right?
Sean: No, asshole. He doesn't know what the hell he's talkin' about. Look, a metrosexual is like a straight guy who happens to you know, also like to go shoppin' and-- and get facials and stuff.
Tommy: Holy shit.
Chief Reilly: Shoppin' for food?
Mike: Nice food.
Sean: Yeah, and wine, and... clothes. Yeah, I'm not explaining it right. Franco you know what a metrosexual is, right?
Franco: Uh, that would be a huge goddamn 'no'.
Sean: It's not like a gay thing...
Mike: It's gay and it's not gay. It's like straight, regular guys who get like facelifts and bikini waxes.
Chief Reilly: Enough. Enough.
Mike: Male bikini waxes.
Chief Reilly: Enough! Nobody in this firehouse goes out and goes shoppin' anymore unless it's for underwear or for boots or for a pair of goddamn gloves. And nobody, and I mean nobody, goes and gets a facial unless that means putting water on your face to clean up after catchin' a job. And the word metrosexual from this point on is banned from this quarters. (walks
TV Show: Rescue Me
