Rescue Me Quote
Tommy: What is that?
Colleen: What, the cookies?
Tommy: No. Below the cookies, peeking out of your pants, and it better not be a tattoo because if it is a tattoo, you're not gonna see the light of day ever again.
Colleen: It's not like it's huge.
Tommy: Move the cookies. [she moves them] Oh my, god. What the hell?
Colleen: It's a shamrock.
Tommy: I can see it's a shamrock.
Colleen: You're always saying that we should be proud of being Irish.
Tommy: You wanna be proud you're Irish? Wave a flag, march in a parade, have 100 kids ... not yet. Oh my god.
Colleen: It's not that big of a deal, Mom has a tattoo on her butt.
Tommy: How do you know that?
Colleen: She showed me.
Tommy: She showed you? Jesus Christ. [groans] I'll tell ya' what, you're gonna get rid of that yourself, or I'm gonna get rid of it for you.
Colleen: How?
Tommy: I'm sure Black & Decker has some kind of attachment.
Colleen: It's my body. You can't tell me what to do with it.
Tommy: Oh, really? Let me just remind you of a couple things, okay? When you turn 18 years old, you can move out of this house and you can get a flower tattooed on your ass, and a rainbow tattooed on your tits, but until then as long as you live under my roof, you play by my rules. No tattoos.
Colleen: I didn't get it while I was living under your roof, I got it while I was living under Mom's.
Colleen: What, the cookies?
Tommy: No. Below the cookies, peeking out of your pants, and it better not be a tattoo because if it is a tattoo, you're not gonna see the light of day ever again.
Colleen: It's not like it's huge.
Tommy: Move the cookies. [she moves them] Oh my, god. What the hell?
Colleen: It's a shamrock.
Tommy: I can see it's a shamrock.
Colleen: You're always saying that we should be proud of being Irish.
Tommy: You wanna be proud you're Irish? Wave a flag, march in a parade, have 100 kids ... not yet. Oh my god.
Colleen: It's not that big of a deal, Mom has a tattoo on her butt.
Tommy: How do you know that?
Colleen: She showed me.
Tommy: She showed you? Jesus Christ. [groans] I'll tell ya' what, you're gonna get rid of that yourself, or I'm gonna get rid of it for you.
Colleen: How?
Tommy: I'm sure Black & Decker has some kind of attachment.
Colleen: It's my body. You can't tell me what to do with it.
Tommy: Oh, really? Let me just remind you of a couple things, okay? When you turn 18 years old, you can move out of this house and you can get a flower tattooed on your ass, and a rainbow tattooed on your tits, but until then as long as you live under my roof, you play by my rules. No tattoos.
Colleen: I didn't get it while I was living under your roof, I got it while I was living under Mom's.
TV Show: Rescue Me
