Rescue Me Quote
Franco: You don't do that, Sean. You don't bang a guy's girlfriend, ex-girlfriend, wife, ex-wife, or his sister without his permission. And I mean crystal-goddamn-clear permission.
Sean: You haven't even spoken to her, in like, five years.
Franco: Guys?
Tommy: You broke the rules.
Lou: Big time.
Sean: Wh--? Ho-- How? Explain to me how. [Lou interrupts him] Let me finish my -- [Lou interrupts him again] Can I at least-- [Lou interrupts him]
Tommy: Look, you run into a guy's ex-girlfriend in a bar and feel her up.
Lou: Yes.
Tommy: You can be in a bar, meet a guy's ex-wife, and...
Lou: [makes circular gestures on his chest] Titty action.
Tommy: A little bit of titty action. You can even grab guy's sister's ass in a bar that the guy actually happens to be in.
Lou: Yes, you could.
Tommy: And it's all explainable under the giant umbrella of the huge, 'Sorry-I-Was-Drunk' rule.
Lou: Like Visa and Mastercard, accepted the world over and never argued.
Tommy: Never argued. Which was why the rule was created by the way, by the... Romans?
Lou: Ah, even earlier than that, my friend: the Druids.
Sean: Listen, Franco didn't want to have anything to do with her.
Lou: He just doesn't get it.
Tommy: [counting on his fingers]: Look, girlfriend, ex-girlfriend, wife, ex-wife, sister, half-sister: [sweeps his hands] No pussy!
Sean: You haven't even spoken to her, in like, five years.
Franco: Guys?
Tommy: You broke the rules.
Lou: Big time.
Sean: Wh--? Ho-- How? Explain to me how. [Lou interrupts him] Let me finish my -- [Lou interrupts him again] Can I at least-- [Lou interrupts him]
Tommy: Look, you run into a guy's ex-girlfriend in a bar and feel her up.
Lou: Yes.
Tommy: You can be in a bar, meet a guy's ex-wife, and...
Lou: [makes circular gestures on his chest] Titty action.
Tommy: A little bit of titty action. You can even grab guy's sister's ass in a bar that the guy actually happens to be in.
Lou: Yes, you could.
Tommy: And it's all explainable under the giant umbrella of the huge, 'Sorry-I-Was-Drunk' rule.
Lou: Like Visa and Mastercard, accepted the world over and never argued.
Tommy: Never argued. Which was why the rule was created by the way, by the... Romans?
Lou: Ah, even earlier than that, my friend: the Druids.
Sean: Listen, Franco didn't want to have anything to do with her.
Lou: He just doesn't get it.
Tommy: [counting on his fingers]: Look, girlfriend, ex-girlfriend, wife, ex-wife, sister, half-sister: [sweeps his hands] No pussy!
TV Show: Rescue Me
