Rescue Me Quote
Tommy: Hey, Garrity. Humpin' around last night?
Sean: [coughs] What? Humpin' around...uh, no. I was uh, only hump the one--I just--I just uh, make love to the girlfriend.
Tommy: So you're like a one woman guy now?
Sean: Yeah, pretty much. Pretty much.
Tommy: So when are we gonna meet the girlfriend?
Sean: Meet her? The girlfriend? Uh...she's, uh, soon. I don't know, she works a lot.
Tommy: Uh-huh.
Sean: Yeah, yeah. So y'know. Hey, that was some brew-ha-ha the other night, wasn't it? I mean not ha-ha funny just sorta...actually it wasn't funny at all... it was sickening, kinda.
Tommy: Yeah that's how we settle things in my family, y'know, we're Irish.
Sean: Yeah, well, hey, please, tell me about it. Garrity.
Tommy: No, I mean like we're real Irish. Not your generation fake, faggotity Irish. Y'know, what I mean? I know you guys are like 'my feelings' and y'know talk it out. We don't talk it out. We find out who's responsible, then we find the person and we beat the living shit outta them. My grandfather's best friend growin' up, he was friends with this guy for like 40 years and I guess the guy was flirtin' with my grandmother one day--- long story short my grandfather rearranged the guy's face and he can barely talk now.
Sean: Wow. Well, wha--what did the guy say to your grandma?
Tommy: Uh, good morning. [Tommy throws down his cigarette and makes Sean step on it] Don't tell anyone about that.
Sean: Hey, we all make mistakes, right?
Tommy: What?
Sean: You say somethin'? [Tommy leaves] I'm a dead man.
Sean: [coughs] What? Humpin' around...uh, no. I was uh, only hump the one--I just--I just uh, make love to the girlfriend.
Tommy: So you're like a one woman guy now?
Sean: Yeah, pretty much. Pretty much.
Tommy: So when are we gonna meet the girlfriend?
Sean: Meet her? The girlfriend? Uh...she's, uh, soon. I don't know, she works a lot.
Tommy: Uh-huh.
Sean: Yeah, yeah. So y'know. Hey, that was some brew-ha-ha the other night, wasn't it? I mean not ha-ha funny just sorta...actually it wasn't funny at all... it was sickening, kinda.
Tommy: Yeah that's how we settle things in my family, y'know, we're Irish.
Sean: Yeah, well, hey, please, tell me about it. Garrity.
Tommy: No, I mean like we're real Irish. Not your generation fake, faggotity Irish. Y'know, what I mean? I know you guys are like 'my feelings' and y'know talk it out. We don't talk it out. We find out who's responsible, then we find the person and we beat the living shit outta them. My grandfather's best friend growin' up, he was friends with this guy for like 40 years and I guess the guy was flirtin' with my grandmother one day--- long story short my grandfather rearranged the guy's face and he can barely talk now.
Sean: Wow. Well, wha--what did the guy say to your grandma?
Tommy: Uh, good morning. [Tommy throws down his cigarette and makes Sean step on it] Don't tell anyone about that.
Sean: Hey, we all make mistakes, right?
Tommy: What?
Sean: You say somethin'? [Tommy leaves] I'm a dead man.
TV Show: Rescue Me
