Rescue Me Quote
Tommy: [coming up with a plan about the baby] Alright, so you know what we do, we pretend that we're together, and when the baby's born I'll help you raise it, and if it's a boy, grand slam because that solves my dad's problem with the male heir thing...
Janet: Okay, and what if the baby looks like Johnny? [Tommy scoffs] What?
Tommy: Like that's a possibility.
Janet: Uh, yeah.
Tommy: Both of Angie's kids look just like Angie, okay? Nothing like Johnny, okay? My sperm versus Johnny's sperm, are you kiddin' me?
Janet: Oh my gosh... okay.
Tommy: My sperm are like... they have ant strength, they can lift other sperm outta the way, okay?
Janet: Okay, and what if the baby looks like Johnny? [Tommy scoffs] What?
Tommy: Like that's a possibility.
Janet: Uh, yeah.
Tommy: Both of Angie's kids look just like Angie, okay? Nothing like Johnny, okay? My sperm versus Johnny's sperm, are you kiddin' me?
Janet: Oh my gosh... okay.
Tommy: My sperm are like... they have ant strength, they can lift other sperm outta the way, okay?
TV Show: Rescue Me
