Rescue Me Quote

Teddy: [as they are making a list of people they've hurt with their drinking] You're shittin' me, right?
Maggie: What?
Teddy: My name's not in your top three?
Maggie: Excuse me. How have I hurt you with my drinkin'? Give me one for instance.
Teddy: I had to leave the firehouse to come get you from that club from downtown. You puked all over the inside of my Cordova.
Maggie: You know, I was 14 years old and that was the first time I ever drank!
Teddy: All the more reason why I should be number one.
Maggie: Am I on your list?
Teddy: For what?
Maggie: Christmas, '86. You grabbed my left tit, Teddy!
Teddy: First of all, it was a slight graze. Second of all, I drank half a bowl of eggnog that night, through a straw! Third of all, most important of all, I would never, ever do such a thing.

TV Show: Rescue Me

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