Rescue Me Quote
Black Shawn: You and Tommy are tight, right?
Lou: Well, if you mean, we're close, then yeah. In terms of actual tightness, I can only speak for myself.
Black Shawn: So if Tommy were to find out that one of the guy's on the crew was doin' somethin' behind his back that he might not be--
Lou: Oh my God, you're sleeping with Colleen.
Black Shawn: How'd you know?
Lou: I'm right?
Black Shawn: So is that bad?
Lou: It-- It could only be worse if you were banging Katy. Tell me you're not banging Katy.
Black Shawn: Of course not. I'm not banging either one of them.
Lou: Wait a minute, you just said you were sleeping with Colleen.
Black Shawn: I am.
Lou: So?
Black Shawn: See, we're sleeping together but we're not like, y'know-- [makes a motion with his hand]
Lou: So you're not-- [makes a sex noise]
Black Shawn: No, no, no. And if we ever do, I pray it won't look or sound anything like that.
Lou: So, what's the deal? Tommy's gonna kill you anyway, for just seeing her, you might as well get a little piece before you go.
Black Shawn: Those days for me are over.
Lou: What getting laid days?
Black Shawn: Listen, Lou, there's somethin' that you need to know about your man, Shawn, I've tapped plenty of asses in my day, good ass, and usually pretty quick. The quicker I tap it, the quicker I'm out the door. I'm looking for a real relationship here. You know, I want the sex to have value.
Lou: Well, your life's on the line, that's valuable.
Black Shawn: Come on, you mean to tell me that you've never had a relationship where you waited to have sex?
Lou: Not on purpose.
Black Shawn: Well, this is on purpose. The next ass I tap, is the ass I m
Lou: Well, if you mean, we're close, then yeah. In terms of actual tightness, I can only speak for myself.
Black Shawn: So if Tommy were to find out that one of the guy's on the crew was doin' somethin' behind his back that he might not be--
Lou: Oh my God, you're sleeping with Colleen.
Black Shawn: How'd you know?
Lou: I'm right?
Black Shawn: So is that bad?
Lou: It-- It could only be worse if you were banging Katy. Tell me you're not banging Katy.
Black Shawn: Of course not. I'm not banging either one of them.
Lou: Wait a minute, you just said you were sleeping with Colleen.
Black Shawn: I am.
Lou: So?
Black Shawn: See, we're sleeping together but we're not like, y'know-- [makes a motion with his hand]
Lou: So you're not-- [makes a sex noise]
Black Shawn: No, no, no. And if we ever do, I pray it won't look or sound anything like that.
Lou: So, what's the deal? Tommy's gonna kill you anyway, for just seeing her, you might as well get a little piece before you go.
Black Shawn: Those days for me are over.
Lou: What getting laid days?
Black Shawn: Listen, Lou, there's somethin' that you need to know about your man, Shawn, I've tapped plenty of asses in my day, good ass, and usually pretty quick. The quicker I tap it, the quicker I'm out the door. I'm looking for a real relationship here. You know, I want the sex to have value.
Lou: Well, your life's on the line, that's valuable.
Black Shawn: Come on, you mean to tell me that you've never had a relationship where you waited to have sex?
Lou: Not on purpose.
Black Shawn: Well, this is on purpose. The next ass I tap, is the ass I m
TV Show: Rescue Me
