Rescue Me Quote
Lou: Thomas, you're just in time for another in a series of gripping exchanges and deep thought and personal wisdom.
Tommy: What are we talkin' about?
Lou: Today's topic is the most number of times they've masturbated in one day.
Franco: Yeah, I'm 7, Sean's 4. Lou?
Lou: 3.
Sean: Just 3?
Lou: Well, it's only 8: 30, the day's young. I'd go for 4, but I'm doing food prep.
Sean: Well, yeah, but it takes a little longer now, I mean, the older you get... don't you need more time in between... you know...
Lou: Ejaculations?
Sean: Well, I mean, that's if you get technical, I was gonna say jizzes.
Tommy: We did have a kid in the old neighborhood, Bobby Morgan, claimed he jacked off 17 times in one 24 hour period.
Sean: No way.
Franco: 17 times, is that even possible?
Tommy: Well, even more amazing than that, it was a school day.
Sean: Shit, 17 times.
Tommy: Yeah, he said the last time, it pretty much just came out air.
Sean: So his cock farted? I mean, come on, if it comes out air, it's a fart.
Tommy: What are we talkin' about?
Lou: Today's topic is the most number of times they've masturbated in one day.
Franco: Yeah, I'm 7, Sean's 4. Lou?
Lou: 3.
Sean: Just 3?
Lou: Well, it's only 8: 30, the day's young. I'd go for 4, but I'm doing food prep.
Sean: Well, yeah, but it takes a little longer now, I mean, the older you get... don't you need more time in between... you know...
Lou: Ejaculations?
Sean: Well, I mean, that's if you get technical, I was gonna say jizzes.
Tommy: We did have a kid in the old neighborhood, Bobby Morgan, claimed he jacked off 17 times in one 24 hour period.
Sean: No way.
Franco: 17 times, is that even possible?
Tommy: Well, even more amazing than that, it was a school day.
Sean: Shit, 17 times.
Tommy: Yeah, he said the last time, it pretty much just came out air.
Sean: So his cock farted? I mean, come on, if it comes out air, it's a fart.
TV Show: Rescue Me
