Rescue Me Quote

Sheila: How's the baby?
Janet: Oh, the baby's fine. [Sheila has a blank look on her face and sits back in her seat] Okay, okay, so what just happened? What was that?
Sheila: Hmm?
Janet: What? Th-That look on your face.
Sheila: Hm, what? Did I have a look?
Janet: Yeah.
Sheila: [looks to the side] Oh, you know what? It was probably the look of, um, disbelief.
Janet: Okay, you lost me.
Sheila: Yeah, it was disbelief in reaction to that, uh, strange little smile that crossed your face when I asked you about the baby. [Janet gives her a look] Don't even try to act like you didn't have a little smile on your sour little puss before you answered my question about the baby.
Janet: I-I don't even know why I bother to be nice to you.
Sheila: [laughs] I'm sorry. Was that you being nice to me? Why don't you go to hell, Janet?
Janet: Aren't you already there?
[Sheila stops and looks at Janet. Sheila then picks up her cell phone and sends a text to Janet. Janet's cell phone rings and she picks it up]
Janet: You spelled it wrong.
Sean: [walks in] Hey!
Janet: Hey.
Sean: Hey, ladies. Wow. Fancy meeting you two here. What are the odds that the two of you be here at exactly the same time? Huh? It's really-- [laughs and pauses] I'm not interrupting anything, am I?
Janet & Sheila: No.
Sean: Oh, good, good. Oh, hey! Is that the new cell phone everyone's talkin' about? That's awesome! [Sean picks up Janet's cell] What's a cunf? [Sean laughs nervously, they are all silent] I, uh, just came by to say hi to the guys, so, I'm actually late so I'm gonna-- I'm gonna pick up my watch-- I left it at the, uh.. It's good to see you both. So, you look great. Both of you.

TV Show: Rescue Me

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