Rio Quotes
Blu: So, how far is it to this Luiz?
Rafael: Not far! Thirty minutes, as the crow flies.
Blu: I see... and how far as the macaw walks?
Jewel: Bo-Bo here can't fly.
Rafael: But, he's a bird!
Blu: Not all birds fly! There are ostriches...
Jewel: You are NOT an ostrich!
Blu: Well... not technically.
Rafael: Not far! Thirty minutes, as the crow flies.
Blu: I see... and how far as the macaw walks?
Jewel: Bo-Bo here can't fly.
Rafael: But, he's a bird!
Blu: Not all birds fly! There are ostriches...
Jewel: You are NOT an ostrich!
Blu: Well... not technically.
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Blu: [as they're walking in the jungle]Oh! Oh! What was that?
Jewel: A stick.
Blu: Ah! And that?
Jewel: It's just a rock.
Blu: Oh, right. Yeah. [Blu stops and shudders as he feels something on his back]
Blu: Is that a spider on my back?
Jewel: Will you quit it? It's just a leaf! Turn around! [Blu turns and we see a huge spider on his back]
Jewel: Oh, um... [Jewel quickly hits the spider off of Blu's back]
Jewel: Leaf. Told ya.
Jewel: A stick.
Blu: Ah! And that?
Jewel: It's just a rock.
Blu: Oh, right. Yeah. [Blu stops and shudders as he feels something on his back]
Blu: Is that a spider on my back?
Jewel: Will you quit it? It's just a leaf! Turn around! [Blu turns and we see a huge spider on his back]
Jewel: Oh, um... [Jewel quickly hits the spider off of Blu's back]
Jewel: Leaf. Told ya.
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Rafael: [as he watches Blu getting closer to Jewel]There he goes! That's my boy! [Blu tries to wrap his wing around Jewel but stops mid-way as Jewel looks at him]
Blu: Ooh! Is it hot? I... I think I'm... I'm sweating! I didn't even think that was biologically possible. I get... look? [he holds up his wing]
Jewel: Oh. Wow.
Nico: [as they watch Blu make a fool of himself]Yeah! That's your boy, alright.
Rafael: Okay, so he needs a little help. Well, come on. Let's give him some. Set the mood.
Pedro: Alright, look. I'm on it. I know how to set the mood. Check it out! [he starts dancing and rapping]
Pedro: Get it-get it-get it-get it-get it-get it girl! Get-ge-get-ge-get it girl! Take her, take her to the flow! Show her, show her how you roll! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it low! Drop it, d-drop it low!
Rafael: Woah, woah, woah! What kind of mood is that?
Nico: Pedro, Pedro, a little too aggressive. Not hatin' on your creativity, but I think I got this one. Follow my lead.
Blu: Ooh! Is it hot? I... I think I'm... I'm sweating! I didn't even think that was biologically possible. I get... look? [he holds up his wing]
Jewel: Oh. Wow.
Nico: [as they watch Blu make a fool of himself]Yeah! That's your boy, alright.
Rafael: Okay, so he needs a little help. Well, come on. Let's give him some. Set the mood.
Pedro: Alright, look. I'm on it. I know how to set the mood. Check it out! [he starts dancing and rapping]
Pedro: Get it-get it-get it-get it-get it-get it girl! Get-ge-get-ge-get it girl! Take her, take her to the flow! Show her, show her how you roll! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it low! Drop it, d-drop it low!
Rafael: Woah, woah, woah! What kind of mood is that?
Nico: Pedro, Pedro, a little too aggressive. Not hatin' on your creativity, but I think I got this one. Follow my lead.
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Jewel: I can't believe I have to drag your clumsy butt up there.
Blu: Drag me? Watch and learn. [he leads the way in climbing the tree house, dragging Jewel behind him]
Jewel: Blu? Just wait! Woah, woah!
Blu: Who's dragging whose butt now, huh?
Jewel: [sarcastically]Ha ha, very funny.
Blu: Drag me? Watch and learn. [he leads the way in climbing the tree house, dragging Jewel behind him]
Jewel: Blu? Just wait! Woah, woah!
Blu: Who's dragging whose butt now, huh?
Jewel: [sarcastically]Ha ha, very funny.
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Jewel: Luiz is a bulldog?
Luiz: You got something against dogs?
Jewel: I do when they're drooling on me.
Luiz: It's a medical condition.
Luiz: No! No! Hey, amigo, we really need you.
Luiz: She's mean, bro.
Rafael: Luiz, come on! Please! Please! We need your help. [holds up the chain holding Blu and Jewel together]
Luiz: Hmm. I think I know what to do.
Luiz: You got something against dogs?
Jewel: I do when they're drooling on me.
Luiz: It's a medical condition.
Luiz: No! No! Hey, amigo, we really need you.
Luiz: She's mean, bro.
Rafael: Luiz, come on! Please! Please! We need your help. [holds up the chain holding Blu and Jewel together]
Luiz: Hmm. I think I know what to do.
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Blu: [as he swipes Luiz's drool off his foot]Oh, gross! Haa! But I'm free! [realizing he's freed from his chain]
Blu: Jewel? Jewel! We're free! Slimy, but free! Contaminated, probably. But free! You believe it's finally... [Jewel suddenly flies past him, laughing with joy]
Blu: Jewel? Jewel! We're free! Slimy, but free! Contaminated, probably. But free! You believe it's finally... [Jewel suddenly flies past him, laughing with joy]
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Rafael: [Flying alongside trolley, whispering to Blu]Down here! Just tell her: you have beautiful eyes.
Blu: That's good! Great idea! [to Jewel, with confidence]
Blu: I have beautiful eyes.
Blu: That's good! Great idea! [to Jewel, with confidence]
Blu: I have beautiful eyes.
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Rafael: Okay, I need you two to get closer. [Blu and Jewel move an inch closer together]
Rafael: Closer! [they move another inch closer]
Rafael: Closer! [they move closer, standing side by side]
Rafael: Nice! Now put your wings around each other.
Blu: What?
Rafael: Come on, amigo! It's not like she's gonna bite! Will you?
Jewel: We'll see.
Rafael: Closer! [they move another inch closer]
Rafael: Closer! [they move closer, standing side by side]
Rafael: Nice! Now put your wings around each other.
Blu: What?
Rafael: Come on, amigo! It's not like she's gonna bite! Will you?
Jewel: We'll see.
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Blu: Rafael, quit following me. You're going in the wrong direction. Isn't carnival that way?
Rafael: I'm not going to carnival. No, I'm going home.
Blu: But I thought you loved carnival.
Rafael: I do. But I love my family much more. And that's a choice I made with this. [points to Blu's heart]
Rafael: Not with this. [points to Blu's head]
Rafael: I'm not going to carnival. No, I'm going home.
Blu: But I thought you loved carnival.
Rafael: I do. But I love my family much more. And that's a choice I made with this. [points to Blu's heart]
Rafael: Not with this. [points to Blu's head]
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Chloe: Well, well, if it isn't my favorite nerd bird!
Blu: Ver... very funny. Real mature!
Alice: Hey, peck! Where you migrating to this year, huh? The breakfast nook? [Chloe and Alice laugh and throw another snowball at the window]
Blu: Throw all the snow balls you want. I'm protected by this magical forcefield, called glass! It's what keeps us so toasty and warm in here while you guys out there are freezing your... [looks up and sees Chloe and Alice showing their behinds to him, making fun]
Blu: Classy.
Blu: Ver... very funny. Real mature!
Alice: Hey, peck! Where you migrating to this year, huh? The breakfast nook? [Chloe and Alice laugh and throw another snowball at the window]
Blu: Throw all the snow balls you want. I'm protected by this magical forcefield, called glass! It's what keeps us so toasty and warm in here while you guys out there are freezing your... [looks up and sees Chloe and Alice showing their behinds to him, making fun]
Blu: Classy.
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Jewel: Guess this is it.
Blu: Yeah. Quite an adventure.
Jewel: End of the line.
Blu: Ah, yes.
Jewel: Guess things like this don't happen in Tinysota.
Blu: Tinysota? Oh! Wait, Minnesota?
Jewel: Yeah. [laughs]
Blu: That's very good.
Jewel: Right.
Blu: That's very funny actually.
Blu: Yeah. Quite an adventure.
Jewel: End of the line.
Blu: Ah, yes.
Jewel: Guess things like this don't happen in Tinysota.
Blu: Tinysota? Oh! Wait, Minnesota?
Jewel: Yeah. [laughs]
Blu: That's very good.
Jewel: Right.
Blu: That's very funny actually.
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Nico: [singing]Wasn't really thinking, wasn't looking , wasn't searching for an answer/ In the moonlight/ When I saw your face/ Saw you looking at me, saw you peeking out from under moon beams/ Through the palm trees/ Swaying in the breeze/ I know I'm feeling so much more than ever before/ And so I'm giving more to you than I thought I could do/ Don't know how it happened, don't know why but you don't really need a reason/ When the stars shine/ Just to fall in love/ Made to love each other, made to be together for a life time/ In the sunshine/ Flying in the sky/ I know I'm feeling so much more than ever before And so I'm giving more to you/ Than I thought I could do/ Oh Yeah... / Now I know love is real/ So it's sky high, as the angels try/ Letting you and I/ Fly love
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Rafael: Eva, my love, I must take the couple to see Luiz.
Eva: Luiz? Hmph! You don't fool me for a second. You and your amigo just want to sneak off to Carnaval.
Rafael: Carnaval, that magical time when I met the most beautiful in the world.
Eva: Luiz? Hmph! You don't fool me for a second. You and your amigo just want to sneak off to Carnaval.
Rafael: Carnaval, that magical time when I met the most beautiful in the world.
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Blu: [as Tulio is making strange bird like noises in front of him]Linda! Little help here! Linda?
Linda: Wow! You're actually communicating!
Tulio: Yes! Yes! I introduced myself and shook my tail feathers counter clockwise, thus referring to his dominance.
Blu: [to himself]I did not get that at all.
Linda: Wow! You're actually communicating!
Tulio: Yes! Yes! I introduced myself and shook my tail feathers counter clockwise, thus referring to his dominance.
Blu: [to himself]I did not get that at all.
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Jewel: [Blu tries to speak as Jewel is standing on him with one clawed foot holding his throat]Que?
Blu: You're standing on my throat! [she gets off him]
Jewel: Oh, you're an American! [Blu clears his throat]
Blu: Thanks. I need my throat for talking. So, thank you.
Jewel: You look like me!
Blu: Oh, hi. Hi. My name is Blu. You know, like the cheese with the mold on it, that smells really bad. [to himself as he realizes what he's just said]
Blu: That's stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
Blu: You're standing on my throat! [she gets off him]
Jewel: Oh, you're an American! [Blu clears his throat]
Blu: Thanks. I need my throat for talking. So, thank you.
Jewel: You look like me!
Blu: Oh, hi. Hi. My name is Blu. You know, like the cheese with the mold on it, that smells really bad. [to himself as he realizes what he's just said]
Blu: That's stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
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Pedro: [as they watch Nigel take Jewel by force]Hey! Get back here! Ain't nobody mess with a friend of Pedro! I ain't havin' it! It's on! [he starts punching the air]
Nico: What are you on? Did you see the talons on that guy?
Pedro: Talons? Maybe it's on next time. [they turn and fly away]
Nico: Ralfieeee!
Pedro: Blu! Help!
Nico: Help!
Nico: What are you on? Did you see the talons on that guy?
Pedro: Talons? Maybe it's on next time. [they turn and fly away]
Nico: Ralfieeee!
Pedro: Blu! Help!
Nico: Help!
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Jewel: Is there anything else I need to know?
Blu: Yes. I can't fly, I pick my beak, and once in a while I pee in the birdbath! Happy?'!
Blu: Yes. I can't fly, I pick my beak, and once in a while I pee in the birdbath! Happy?'!
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Blu: Yeah. Sounds great. It's not like were just throwing ourselves off of a mountain... right?
Rafael: Actually, that was pretty much my entire plan.
Blu: What?'!
Rafael: Don't worry, Blu. It's in your DNA. And if our featherless friends can do it, how hard can it be?
Man on glider: No, wait! [screams]
Man on glider: Mommy!
Rafael: Fun, right?
Blu: Yeah... fun.
Rafael: Actually, that was pretty much my entire plan.
Blu: What?'!
Rafael: Don't worry, Blu. It's in your DNA. And if our featherless friends can do it, how hard can it be?
Man on glider: No, wait! [screams]
Man on glider: Mommy!
Rafael: Fun, right?
Blu: Yeah... fun.
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Blu: You see, who needs flying?
Jewel: Birds! Birds need flying. Flying is... err... freedom, and, and not having to rely on anyone. Don't you want that?
Blu: Hmm, I don't know. Sounds a little lonely.
Jewel: Birds! Birds need flying. Flying is... err... freedom, and, and not having to rely on anyone. Don't you want that?
Blu: Hmm, I don't know. Sounds a little lonely.
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Blu: This is the coolest place I've ever seen! You know, despite the obvious health code violations!
Rafael: Ha-ha! I like you, nothing you say makes any sense!
Rafael: Ha-ha! I like you, nothing you say makes any sense!
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Blu: Oh Man, we threw down!
Jewel: Yeah, we threw down!
Rafael: You guys were like fire and ice!
Nico: Thunder and lightning!
Pedro: Hip and hop!
Blu: Cheese and sprinkles! [Everybody stares]
Blu: It's a Minnesota thing...
Jewel: Yeah, we threw down!
Rafael: You guys were like fire and ice!
Nico: Thunder and lightning!
Pedro: Hip and hop!
Blu: Cheese and sprinkles! [Everybody stares]
Blu: It's a Minnesota thing...
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Pedro: Gotta keep it spicy! You gotta puff out that chest, swing that tail, eyes narrowed, like some kind of crazy love hawk!
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Marcel: Do you think I am an idiot?
Tipa: Uh...
Marcel: There were two birds, chained together in a cage. How could you lose them?
Tipa: They outsmarted us, boss! But... but don't worry, we'll get them back. I have a plan.
Marcel: Oh, great! What're you gonna do? Wander the city calling 'here birdy-birdy, here birdy!'?
Tipa: Well, anything sounds dumb when you say it like that.
Tipa: Uh...
Marcel: There were two birds, chained together in a cage. How could you lose them?
Tipa: They outsmarted us, boss! But... but don't worry, we'll get them back. I have a plan.
Marcel: Oh, great! What're you gonna do? Wander the city calling 'here birdy-birdy, here birdy!'?
Tipa: Well, anything sounds dumb when you say it like that.
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