Rio Quote
Nigel: [jumping onto the cage Blu and Jewel are being held in]Oh, I know I'm not a pretty birdy. But I used to be quite a looker. [shows them a poster with himself looking dashing on it]
Nigel: A star! Lights. Camera. Action! [he starts singing]
Nigel: I was striking, suave, ambitious feet to beak, so birdy-licious. Now I am vile, I am villainous and vicious. Oh! And malicious. I had it all. A TV show, Women too! I was tall, over one foot two! And then they got a pretty parakeet to fill my shoes. That's why I am so evil why I do what I do! [a chorus of birds starts singing]
Chorus of birds: He was a super star!
Nigel: So young and vital.
Chorus of birds: He's nasty!
Nigel: A South American Idol!
Chorus of birds: He's a suspicious bird!
Nigel: Who said that about me?
Chorus of birds: A very vicious bird.
Nigel: I'll have you rotisseried! I was the king of telenovelas The envy of all the other fellows. Then I was pushed out for a Pretty Polly parakeet from Paraguay they called Patricious. Common Paraguayan name.
Chorus of birds: He's a nasty bird!
Nigel: I'm insidious.
Chorus of birds: He's nasty.
Nigel: Oh, I'm hideous!
Chorus of birds: He was a real macaw.
Nigel: I'm a cockatoo!
Chorus of birds: An obscene bird!
Nigel: Yes, that word's true. I'm a feathery freak, with a beak. A bird murder! You think you're badder than me. I never head of ya. I'm evil. I'll fill your cheese balls with weevils! [continues his singing to Blu and Jewel]
Nigel: I poop on people and I blame it on seagulls. [we see a seagull nearby]
Nigel: It was him.
Chorus of birds: He's a nasty bird!
Nigel: I'm invincible.
Chorus of birds: He's nasty!
Nigel: I'm unminceable. I'm unwashable, unrinsable. Like an abandoned school
Nigel: A star! Lights. Camera. Action! [he starts singing]
Nigel: I was striking, suave, ambitious feet to beak, so birdy-licious. Now I am vile, I am villainous and vicious. Oh! And malicious. I had it all. A TV show, Women too! I was tall, over one foot two! And then they got a pretty parakeet to fill my shoes. That's why I am so evil why I do what I do! [a chorus of birds starts singing]
Chorus of birds: He was a super star!
Nigel: So young and vital.
Chorus of birds: He's nasty!
Nigel: A South American Idol!
Chorus of birds: He's a suspicious bird!
Nigel: Who said that about me?
Chorus of birds: A very vicious bird.
Nigel: I'll have you rotisseried! I was the king of telenovelas The envy of all the other fellows. Then I was pushed out for a Pretty Polly parakeet from Paraguay they called Patricious. Common Paraguayan name.
Chorus of birds: He's a nasty bird!
Nigel: I'm insidious.
Chorus of birds: He's nasty.
Nigel: Oh, I'm hideous!
Chorus of birds: He was a real macaw.
Nigel: I'm a cockatoo!
Chorus of birds: An obscene bird!
Nigel: Yes, that word's true. I'm a feathery freak, with a beak. A bird murder! You think you're badder than me. I never head of ya. I'm evil. I'll fill your cheese balls with weevils! [continues his singing to Blu and Jewel]
Nigel: I poop on people and I blame it on seagulls. [we see a seagull nearby]
Nigel: It was him.
Chorus of birds: He's a nasty bird!
Nigel: I'm invincible.
Chorus of birds: He's nasty!
Nigel: I'm unminceable. I'm unwashable, unrinsable. Like an abandoned school
Movie: Rio
