Rio Quotes
Rafael: [whispering to Blu]Blu, just tell her how you feel.
Blu: [turns to Jewel]Jewel?
Jewel: Yeah?
Blu: I've been wanting to tell you, that I... that I... [suddenly chokes on a floating flower petal]
Jewel: Oh, how sweet. You're getting choked up. [turns to look at Blu and realizes he's really choking]
Jewel: Oh! Oh! You're choking! Uh, okay! All right! [she starts giving him the heimlich maneuver]
Blu: [turns to Jewel]Jewel?
Jewel: Yeah?
Blu: I've been wanting to tell you, that I... that I... [suddenly chokes on a floating flower petal]
Jewel: Oh, how sweet. You're getting choked up. [turns to look at Blu and realizes he's really choking]
Jewel: Oh! Oh! You're choking! Uh, okay! All right! [she starts giving him the heimlich maneuver]
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Luiz: [as Blu sadly watches Jewel, Nico, Pedro and Rafael fly around in the sky with joy]Yep. I know just how you feel. Watchin' 'em up there, makes you want to chase them and grab 'em in your mouth and bite their heads off, huh? [Blu remains silent]
Luiz: Hey, I'm just kiddin', bro. Yeah. Chasin' 'em is plenty.
Luiz: Hey, I'm just kiddin', bro. Yeah. Chasin' 'em is plenty.
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Jewel: [as she's happily flying, Jewel notices Blu walking away sadly]Hey, where you going? [Blu ignores her and keeps on walking]
Jewel: Blu? Blu, what's wrong?
Blu: Nothing. Everything's perfect. You'll be off to the rain forest. I'll be back with Linda. Just like we planned.
Jewel: I... [Nico and Pedro fly down towards them]
Nico: Hey, birds! Stop yappin' and start flappin'! Let's go!
Jewel: I... I... I guess I thought maybe...
Blu: What? That you... you'd come to Minnesota? [Jewel just looks at him]
Blu: Great! I guess I... I'll knit you a scarf.
Jewel: No, that's not what I meant.
Blu: Look, Jewel, I can't spend my life walking around following you wherever you're going.
Jewel: Hey, it's not my fault you can't fly.
Pedro: [to Nico as they watch Blu and Jewel]Awkward!
Jewel: Blu? Blu, what's wrong?
Blu: Nothing. Everything's perfect. You'll be off to the rain forest. I'll be back with Linda. Just like we planned.
Jewel: I... [Nico and Pedro fly down towards them]
Nico: Hey, birds! Stop yappin' and start flappin'! Let's go!
Jewel: I... I... I guess I thought maybe...
Blu: What? That you... you'd come to Minnesota? [Jewel just looks at him]
Blu: Great! I guess I... I'll knit you a scarf.
Jewel: No, that's not what I meant.
Blu: Look, Jewel, I can't spend my life walking around following you wherever you're going.
Jewel: Hey, it's not my fault you can't fly.
Pedro: [to Nico as they watch Blu and Jewel]Awkward!
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Luiz: [as they arrive at carnival to find Jewel]Yeah, baby! Now I can get my freak on!
Blu: Luiz, please! Rescue first. Freak later.
Blu: Luiz, please! Rescue first. Freak later.
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Blu: [in the smugglers' float]Hey, Jewel?
Jewel: Blu!
Blu: I'm gonna get you outta here.
Jewel: No, no! You can't be here! You have to go! Nigel is... [suddenly Nigel attacks Blu and throws Blu in a cage]
Nigel: Hello, pretty bird. So kind of you to join our little soiree.
Blu: Oh, come on! You really think I came alone? I got three of the roughest, meanest, craziest birds in all of Rio right behind me.
Pedro: Woohoo! You know there guys! [Blu sees that Nigel has placed Nico, Pedro and Rafael in a cage nearby]
Pedro: We're saved! That's right! That's right! That's right!
Rafael: Uh... I think he means us.
Pedro: Oh.
Nigel: Ah, love! It's such a powerful and stupid thing.
Jewel: Blu!
Blu: I'm gonna get you outta here.
Jewel: No, no! You can't be here! You have to go! Nigel is... [suddenly Nigel attacks Blu and throws Blu in a cage]
Nigel: Hello, pretty bird. So kind of you to join our little soiree.
Blu: Oh, come on! You really think I came alone? I got three of the roughest, meanest, craziest birds in all of Rio right behind me.
Pedro: Woohoo! You know there guys! [Blu sees that Nigel has placed Nico, Pedro and Rafael in a cage nearby]
Pedro: We're saved! That's right! That's right! That's right!
Rafael: Uh... I think he means us.
Pedro: Oh.
Nigel: Ah, love! It's such a powerful and stupid thing.
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Luiz: [on top of a carnival float]I don't know how I got up here, but I ain't never comin' down! Ahah! Woohoo! [starts dancing]
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Jewel: [after Blu has released all the other caged birds, Nigel attacks Blu]Let him go! [Nigel hits Jewel away she falls against the wall of the plane and a cage falls on her wing]
Jewel: Ow!
Blu: Jewel!
Jewel: My wing!
Nigel: Oh, pity! Now we have two useless, flightless birds. [Blu grabs hold of the hose on the fire extinguisher and attaches it to Nigel's leg]
Blu: Not cool, man! Not cool! [Blu releases the pressure on the fire extinguisher and Nigel bursts out of the plane]
Jewel: Ow!
Blu: Jewel!
Jewel: My wing!
Nigel: Oh, pity! Now we have two useless, flightless birds. [Blu grabs hold of the hose on the fire extinguisher and attaches it to Nigel's leg]
Blu: Not cool, man! Not cool! [Blu releases the pressure on the fire extinguisher and Nigel bursts out of the plane]
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Jewel: Blu, you're flying!
Blu: Yeah! Woohoo! I'm flying! I'm really flying! You're right! I'm not an ostrich! I'm not an ostrich!
Blu: Yeah! Woohoo! I'm flying! I'm really flying! You're right! I'm not an ostrich! I'm not an ostrich!
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Blu: [Linda places his hot chocolate in front of him]Ah! This is the life. The perfect marshmallow-to-cocoa ratio. [counting the marshmallows]
Blu: One, two, three, four, five [another marshmallow floats to the surface]
Blu: six. Mmm. [takes a sip of his cocoa]
Blu: One, two, three, four, five [another marshmallow floats to the surface]
Blu: six. Mmm. [takes a sip of his cocoa]
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Nico: So, are you here for carnival?
Blu: Oh, actually, I'm just here to meet uh... a girl.
Nico: Aahhh, a girl.
Blu: Yes.
Nico: Little word of advice. You make the first move. Brazilian ladies respond to confidence.
Blu: Oh, right.
Pedro: Yeah! It's all about swagger. You gotta puff out that chest, swing that tail, eyes narrow, like some kind of crazy love hawk! [he squawks like a hawk]
Nico: But first, we gotta bust you out!
Blu: What?
Pedro: Yeah! I'mma pop that cage open like a soda can!
Blu: No! [Pedro tries desperately to break the metal bar on the cage Blu's in]
Blu: No, no, that's okay. [Pedro, exhausted, stops pounding the metal bar]
Nico: You call that poppin'?
Pedro: Wooh! This thing's robust!
Blu: No, no, no, guys, really. I'm fine. The cage is great. Love the cage.
Nico: Oh, well. Suit yourself.
Pedro: Hey, don't forget. Love hawk! [he squawks and flies away with Nico]
Blu: Oh, actually, I'm just here to meet uh... a girl.
Nico: Aahhh, a girl.
Blu: Yes.
Nico: Little word of advice. You make the first move. Brazilian ladies respond to confidence.
Blu: Oh, right.
Pedro: Yeah! It's all about swagger. You gotta puff out that chest, swing that tail, eyes narrow, like some kind of crazy love hawk! [he squawks like a hawk]
Nico: But first, we gotta bust you out!
Blu: What?
Pedro: Yeah! I'mma pop that cage open like a soda can!
Blu: No! [Pedro tries desperately to break the metal bar on the cage Blu's in]
Blu: No, no, that's okay. [Pedro, exhausted, stops pounding the metal bar]
Nico: You call that poppin'?
Pedro: Wooh! This thing's robust!
Blu: No, no, no, guys, really. I'm fine. The cage is great. Love the cage.
Nico: Oh, well. Suit yourself.
Pedro: Hey, don't forget. Love hawk! [he squawks and flies away with Nico]
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Blu: So, uh... how far is this Luiz?
Rafael: Not far. Thirty minutes as the crow flies.
Blu: Uh... and how long as the macaw walks?
Jewel: Bobo here can't fly.
Rafael: But... but he's a bird!
Blu: Not all birds fly. There are ostriches.
Jewel: You are not an ostrich!
Blu: Well, not technically, but...
Rafael: Wait, wait, wait! My friends, I wanna help, but to walk the whole way, it... it... it can't be done! [he suddenly notices his kids clambering around his wife asking after him]
Rafael: But hey, we might as well give it a shot. Let's go, quickly. [he turns Blu and Jewel around and walks away quietly; Jewel turns to look at the kids]
Rafael: Not far. Thirty minutes as the crow flies.
Blu: Uh... and how long as the macaw walks?
Jewel: Bobo here can't fly.
Rafael: But... but he's a bird!
Blu: Not all birds fly. There are ostriches.
Jewel: You are not an ostrich!
Blu: Well, not technically, but...
Rafael: Wait, wait, wait! My friends, I wanna help, but to walk the whole way, it... it... it can't be done! [he suddenly notices his kids clambering around his wife asking after him]
Rafael: But hey, we might as well give it a shot. Let's go, quickly. [he turns Blu and Jewel around and walks away quietly; Jewel turns to look at the kids]
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Jewel: [to Blu, after she has pinned him down in the bird sanctuary]Quem Ú vocÛ? Que que estß fazendo aqui?
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Tulio: You know your macaw is a very special bird. In fact, as far as we know, Blu is the last male of his kind.
Linda: Really?
Tulio: Yes. And recently we've found a female and our hope is to bring the two of the them together to save their species.
Linda: Oh! Well, yeah! Sure! When can she come over?
Tulio: Oh, no, no! She's in Brazil. Blu must come to Rio de Janeiro.
Linda: [laughing]Rio. Brazil. Oh, no! No. No. No. No. No. No! I never let Blu out of my sight. He needs me.
Tulio: Oh, no! You... you misunderstand. It's all arranged. You will be with him every step of the way. And I will be with you.
Linda: Really?
Tulio: Yes. And recently we've found a female and our hope is to bring the two of the them together to save their species.
Linda: Oh! Well, yeah! Sure! When can she come over?
Tulio: Oh, no, no! She's in Brazil. Blu must come to Rio de Janeiro.
Linda: [laughing]Rio. Brazil. Oh, no! No. No. No. No. No. No! I never let Blu out of my sight. He needs me.
Tulio: Oh, no! You... you misunderstand. It's all arranged. You will be with him every step of the way. And I will be with you.
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Linda: [to Blu]I promised I would always look out for you, didn't I? And have I ever broken a promise. I'm scared too. But I wouldn't make you do this if it wasn't the right thing to do. What do you say, Blu? [she holds out her hand in a punch, Blu touches his beak and punches his claw to her hand in agreement]
Linda: That's my big, brave boy. And we'll be back home before we even know it.
Linda: That's my big, brave boy. And we'll be back home before we even know it.
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Linda: [in the bird sanctuary]So, where's Jewel?
Tulio: Oh, we have a special place for Jewel. She's a very spirited bird.
Aviary Intern: Aahh! I'll say. [he turns and his face is covered in scratches and bruises]
Blu: She did that? Ah, charming! Okay, I wanna go home now!
Tulio: [as he hears Blu squawk with fear]No, no! Don't worry. I'm gonna make you look irresistible.
Tulio: Oh, we have a special place for Jewel. She's a very spirited bird.
Aviary Intern: Aahh! I'll say. [he turns and his face is covered in scratches and bruises]
Blu: She did that? Ah, charming! Okay, I wanna go home now!
Tulio: [as he hears Blu squawk with fear]No, no! Don't worry. I'm gonna make you look irresistible.
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Jewel: Are you ready?
Blu: For what? [he suddenly thinks she's referring to them mating]
Blu: Oh! Oh! Wow! Uuh! Okay. [to himself]
Blu: Confidence. Crazy love hawk! [he goes towards her]
Jewel: Alright. [Blu tries to kiss Jewel]
Jewel: Woah! Hey! [she pushes him away]
Jewel: What are you doing?
Blu: What? What? What you wanted me to! But just for argument's sake, uh... what are... what are you doing?
Jewel: I'm trying to escape! [she points to the air conditioning vent]
Blu: Oh, yeah, escape. Tha... that's where I was going with that thing I just did...
Jewel: Wait! Wai-wai-wai-wait! Did you actually think we were gonna kiss?
Blu: No no no no!
Jewel: We just met!
Blu: For what? [he suddenly thinks she's referring to them mating]
Blu: Oh! Oh! Wow! Uuh! Okay. [to himself]
Blu: Confidence. Crazy love hawk! [he goes towards her]
Jewel: Alright. [Blu tries to kiss Jewel]
Jewel: Woah! Hey! [she pushes him away]
Jewel: What are you doing?
Blu: What? What? What you wanted me to! But just for argument's sake, uh... what are... what are you doing?
Jewel: I'm trying to escape! [she points to the air conditioning vent]
Blu: Oh, yeah, escape. Tha... that's where I was going with that thing I just did...
Jewel: Wait! Wai-wai-wai-wait! Did you actually think we were gonna kiss?
Blu: No no no no!
Jewel: We just met!
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Blu: I mean, I know how my feathers look, but I'm not that kind of bird. [just then a disco ball comes down, the lights are dimmed and Lionel Richie's 'Say you, Say me' starts playing]
Blu: Okay, I had nothing to do with that. But, that's actually a pretty good song. [Jewel gives him a look as he starts singing to the music]
Blu: Naturally... Yeah, sing it, Lionel. [Jewel suddenly jumps onto him]
Blu: Okay, I had nothing to do with that. But, that's actually a pretty good song. [Jewel gives him a look as he starts singing to the music]
Blu: Naturally... Yeah, sing it, Lionel. [Jewel suddenly jumps onto him]
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Linda: [Linda watches on the monitor as Blu and Jewel struggle, thinking they're mating]Wow! That was fast.
Tulio: Lionel Richie. Works every time. We should probably give them some privacy.
Tulio: Lionel Richie. Works every time. We should probably give them some privacy.
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Blu: Excuse me! Please! I am trying to sleep!
Jewel: [sarcastically]Oh, I'm sorry, sleepy head. I'm trying to escape!
Blu: Escape! Why? This cage is awesome.
Jewel: The cage! Oh, what was I thinking? I wouldn't expect a *pet* to understand.
Blu: Pet? Did you just call me a pet? For the record, I am not a pet! I am a companion. And you know what? Do whatever you want! Cause tomorrow morning, Linda will come for me and this whole nightmare will be over.
Jewel: [sarcastically]Oh, I'm sorry, sleepy head. I'm trying to escape!
Blu: Escape! Why? This cage is awesome.
Jewel: The cage! Oh, what was I thinking? I wouldn't expect a *pet* to understand.
Blu: Pet? Did you just call me a pet? For the record, I am not a pet! I am a companion. And you know what? Do whatever you want! Cause tomorrow morning, Linda will come for me and this whole nightmare will be over.
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Jewel: Incredible! You would rather be with a... a... a human than with your own kind!
Blu: Well, that human has given me love and affection for the past fifteen years, whereas my own kind tries to strangle me after fifteen seconds.
Jewel: Yeah, well, because of them, I've lost everything. You can't trust them!
Blu: Of course you can trust humans! [he hears Jewel make a noise]
Blu: Jewel? Jewel? [he sees a man hover over him]
Blu: Oh! Hi there. [the man puts a bag over Blu's head]
Blu: Well, that human has given me love and affection for the past fifteen years, whereas my own kind tries to strangle me after fifteen seconds.
Jewel: Yeah, well, because of them, I've lost everything. You can't trust them!
Blu: Of course you can trust humans! [he hears Jewel make a noise]
Blu: Jewel? Jewel? [he sees a man hover over him]
Blu: Oh! Hi there. [the man puts a bag over Blu's head]
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Tulio: Nice of you to join me for dinner. I often eat alone. Oh, uh... because, of course I work.
Linda: [laughing]I thought I was the bird nerd until I met you.
Tulio: Yes. Right. Do you have a favorite bird?
Linda: Well, obviously I'm a blue macaw kinda gal.
Tulio: [laughing]That makes sense. They are very handsome birds.
Linda: Actually, it's the brains I'm more attracted to. I'm not so impressed by fancy feathers.
Tulio: I know exactly what you mean. My favorite bird is a spotted owl. I've always been mesmerized by those big, round, intelligent eyes. [he looks at Linda's eyes which are big, round, and intelligent-looking]
Linda: [laughing]I thought I was the bird nerd until I met you.
Tulio: Yes. Right. Do you have a favorite bird?
Linda: Well, obviously I'm a blue macaw kinda gal.
Tulio: [laughing]That makes sense. They are very handsome birds.
Linda: Actually, it's the brains I'm more attracted to. I'm not so impressed by fancy feathers.
Tulio: I know exactly what you mean. My favorite bird is a spotted owl. I've always been mesmerized by those big, round, intelligent eyes. [he looks at Linda's eyes which are big, round, and intelligent-looking]
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Linda: [crying after finding out Blu has been taken]This is all my fault!
Tulio: No, Linda! Linda! Please! This is not your fault.
Linda: You're right. It's not my fault. It's your fault!
Tulio: What?
Linda: With your little bird talk! And that whole 'last of his species'! Well, you know what? Squawk, squawkety, squawk, squawk! Haah! [realizing what she's done]
Linda: I'm sorry! I didn't mean to curse!
Tulio: I... I don't understand. Sylvio is the best guard in the business!
Tulio: No, Linda! Linda! Please! This is not your fault.
Linda: You're right. It's not my fault. It's your fault!
Tulio: What?
Linda: With your little bird talk! And that whole 'last of his species'! Well, you know what? Squawk, squawkety, squawk, squawk! Haah! [realizing what she's done]
Linda: I'm sorry! I didn't mean to curse!
Tulio: I... I don't understand. Sylvio is the best guard in the business!
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Blu: [after Jewel has been caught and placed back in the cage with Blu]That was your plan? To take off and leave me? Gee, thanks!
Jewel: Well, why didn't you follow me?
Blu: Uh... [doesn't reply as he's too embarrassed to admit he can't fly]
Jewel: Well, why didn't you follow me?
Blu: Uh... [doesn't reply as he's too embarrassed to admit he can't fly]
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Fernando: So, what's going to happen to them?
Marcel: Don't worry. We're gonna find good homes for them. Now, go home to your mama.
Fernando: But I don't have a mama.
Marcel: Father?
Armando: Brother?
Tipa: Goldfish? [Fernando shakes his head]
Tipa: Aw, can we keep him, boss?
Marcel: No! [he shuts the door in Fernando's face]
Marcel: Don't worry. We're gonna find good homes for them. Now, go home to your mama.
Fernando: But I don't have a mama.
Marcel: Father?
Armando: Brother?
Tipa: Goldfish? [Fernando shakes his head]
Tipa: Aw, can we keep him, boss?
Marcel: No! [he shuts the door in Fernando's face]
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Tipa: [hearing Marcel talking to his men through the door]So, Marcel, what's really gonna happen to those birds?
Marcel: Ah! Stuffed, eaten! Who cares! All I know is we're going to be rich!
Marcel: Ah! Stuffed, eaten! Who cares! All I know is we're going to be rich!
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Blu: [trapped in their cage in a room full of the other trapped animals]Okay. Pull it together. The key is not to panic.
Jewel: I'm not panicking!
Blu: I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to me. But it's okay, because any minute now, Linda will find us.
Jewel: Oh, great! And then she'll stick us behind another set of bars, right?
Blu: Yeah! I... I mean, no!
Jewel: Look, pet cages might work for you, but I don't want to belong to anyone.
Jewel: I'm not panicking!
Blu: I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to me. But it's okay, because any minute now, Linda will find us.
Jewel: Oh, great! And then she'll stick us behind another set of bars, right?
Blu: Yeah! I... I mean, no!
Jewel: Look, pet cages might work for you, but I don't want to belong to anyone.
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Nigel: [jumping onto the cage Blu and Jewel are being held in]Oh, I know I'm not a pretty birdy. But I used to be quite a looker. [shows them a poster with himself looking dashing on it]
Nigel: A star! Lights. Camera. Action! [he starts singing]
Nigel: I was striking, suave, ambitious. Feet to beak. So bodylicious. Now I am wild. I am villainous and vicious. Oh! And malicious. I had it all. A TV show. Women too! I was tall, over one foot two! And then they got a pretty parakeet to fill my shoes. That's why I'm so evil why I do what I do! [a chorus of birds starts singing]
Chorus of birds: He was a super star!
Nigel: So young and vital.
Chorus of birds: He's ghastly!
Nigel: A South American Idol!
Chorus of birds: He's a suspicious bird!
Nigel: Who said that about me?
Chorus of birds: A very vicious bird.
Nigel: I'll have you rotisseried! I'm a feathery freak, with a beak. A bird murder! You think you're badder than me. I never head of ya. I'm evil. I'll fill your cheese balls with weevils! [continues his singing to Blu and Jewel]
Nigel: I poop on people and I blame it on seagulls. [we see a seagull nearby]
Nigel: It was him.
Chorus of birds: He's a nasty bird!
Nigel: I'm invincible. I'm unmincable. I'm unwashable. Unrinsable. Like an abandoned school, I have no principle. Full of Brazilian birds. All eighty million birds. I tell you what I'm going to do. I'm going to make you. [to the chorus of birds who continue singing]
Nigel: Shut up now. Shut up! [the chorus of birds stop singing]
Nigel: It's just me. [to Blu and Jewel]
Nigel: I will make you ugly too! Sweet nightmares. [laughs wickedly and flies away]
Blu: Not cool, man! Scary, but not cool!
Nigel: A star! Lights. Camera. Action! [he starts singing]
Nigel: I was striking, suave, ambitious. Feet to beak. So bodylicious. Now I am wild. I am villainous and vicious. Oh! And malicious. I had it all. A TV show. Women too! I was tall, over one foot two! And then they got a pretty parakeet to fill my shoes. That's why I'm so evil why I do what I do! [a chorus of birds starts singing]
Chorus of birds: He was a super star!
Nigel: So young and vital.
Chorus of birds: He's ghastly!
Nigel: A South American Idol!
Chorus of birds: He's a suspicious bird!
Nigel: Who said that about me?
Chorus of birds: A very vicious bird.
Nigel: I'll have you rotisseried! I'm a feathery freak, with a beak. A bird murder! You think you're badder than me. I never head of ya. I'm evil. I'll fill your cheese balls with weevils! [continues his singing to Blu and Jewel]
Nigel: I poop on people and I blame it on seagulls. [we see a seagull nearby]
Nigel: It was him.
Chorus of birds: He's a nasty bird!
Nigel: I'm invincible. I'm unmincable. I'm unwashable. Unrinsable. Like an abandoned school, I have no principle. Full of Brazilian birds. All eighty million birds. I tell you what I'm going to do. I'm going to make you. [to the chorus of birds who continue singing]
Nigel: Shut up now. Shut up! [the chorus of birds stop singing]
Nigel: It's just me. [to Blu and Jewel]
Nigel: I will make you ugly too! Sweet nightmares. [laughs wickedly and flies away]
Blu: Not cool, man! Scary, but not cool!
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