Road Rovers Quotes
Exile: Aprilday! Aprilday! We're going down!
Blitz: Don't you mean "Mayday"?
Exile: May, June, July, who cares! We're in deep dog doo donuts!
Blitz: Don't you mean "Mayday"?
Exile: May, June, July, who cares! We're in deep dog doo donuts!
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[Blitz sees tanks on the horizon]
Hunter: Hey Blitz, you want a dog biscuit?
Blitz: Tanks.
Hunter: You're Welcome
Blitz: No. Tanks.
Hunter: Are you sure? It's real tasty.
Blitz: Tanks.
Hunter: You're welcome.
Blitz: No. Tanks.
Hunter: Well, do you want it or not?
Blitz: Tanks!
Hunter: You're welcome!
Blitz: No. Tanks!
Hunter: Well, make up you're mind! [Tanks crash through the wall next to them]
Hunter: Oh, Tanks. Now I get it. Funny.
Hunter: Hey Blitz, you want a dog biscuit?
Blitz: Tanks.
Hunter: You're Welcome
Blitz: No. Tanks.
Hunter: Are you sure? It's real tasty.
Blitz: Tanks.
Hunter: You're welcome.
Blitz: No. Tanks.
Hunter: Well, do you want it or not?
Blitz: Tanks!
Hunter: You're welcome!
Blitz: No. Tanks!
Hunter: Well, make up you're mind! [Tanks crash through the wall next to them]
Hunter: Oh, Tanks. Now I get it. Funny.
Movie: Road Rovers
[the Road Rovers' helicopter is plunging toward the ground]
Hunter: I would not have predicted this.
Colleen: Your predictions are consistently off.
Hunter: Oh, you noticed?
Colleen: Let me put it this way: The psychic hotline you're not.
Hunter: I would not have predicted this.
Colleen: Your predictions are consistently off.
Hunter: Oh, you noticed?
Colleen: Let me put it this way: The psychic hotline you're not.
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Hunter: Any ideas?
Colleen: Yeah, get ready to crash!
Hunter: Any other suggestions?
Blitz: Ya, I suggest we all scream uncontrollably!
Hunter: Sounds like a plan.
All: AAAAAHHHH!!!!!
Colleen: Yeah, get ready to crash!
Hunter: Any other suggestions?
Blitz: Ya, I suggest we all scream uncontrollably!
Hunter: Sounds like a plan.
All: AAAAAHHHH!!!!!
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[Colleen is examining her uniform.]
Colleen: Well, I'm not too crazy about the color but I abso-bloomin'-lutely love the boots.
Colleen: Well, I'm not too crazy about the color but I abso-bloomin'-lutely love the boots.
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The Master: Some of you may perish
Colleen: Perish?
Hunter: Whooaaaa, as- as in perish? Uh.... Check please [Hunter runs towards the transdogmafier and tris to get into it, followed by the others]
The Master: I definitely should have considered cats.
Colleen: Perish?
Hunter: Whooaaaa, as- as in perish? Uh.... Check please [Hunter runs towards the transdogmafier and tris to get into it, followed by the others]
The Master: I definitely should have considered cats.
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Hunter: So; how do you like my driving?
Colleen: Let me put it this way: I hope the airbags work.
Hunter: Aww. Thanks, that's nice.
Colleen: Let me put it this way: I hope the airbags work.
Hunter: Aww. Thanks, that's nice.
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Exile: [after the plane is shot] April Day! April Day! We are going down!
Blitz: Don't you mean May Day?
Exile: May, June, July, who cares?! We're in deep doggy donuts!
Blitz: Don't you mean May Day?
Exile: May, June, July, who cares?! We're in deep doggy donuts!
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Colleen: [after seeing Exile's freeze vision] Wow! I didn't know you could do that!
Exile: Me neither. Must have contracted it during Cold War.
Exile: Me neither. Must have contracted it during Cold War.
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Parvo: [after he discovers a bomb in the case he was given] I'm having one of those funny deja-vu feelings.
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Hunter: What are you guys looking at?
Exile: Forest Tree Illustrated: The Giant Redwood Issue... heh.
[Shag and Exile sigh.]
Hunter: You two definitely need a hobby.
Exile: Forest Tree Illustrated: The Giant Redwood Issue... heh.
[Shag and Exile sigh.]
Hunter: You two definitely need a hobby.
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Blitz: Okay, so when do I get a chance at the controls?
Colleen: Oh sorry. I didn't see you sitting there. I'm Colleen. Have we met?
Blitz: Of course. You know me. I'm Blitz.
Colleen: [pretending to think] Blitz...Blitz... no, that's not working for me. I know! I'll give you a brand new name. Something that better suits your winning personality. Yes. From now on, let's call you Mr. Fluffypants.
Blitz: Let's not.
Colleen: Mister Stuffington Fluffypants. Fluffy for short.
Blitz: Stop calling me that or I'll bite you!
Colleen: Oh yeah? With whose dentures, Fluffy?
[Blitz and Colleen get into a fight. Colleen beats up Blitz and slams him onto a control panel.]
Exile: [on intercom] Blitz, come in, everything okey-dokey down there?
Blitz: [dazed] Just call me Fluffy.
Exile: Don't be a weird boy.
Colleen: Oh sorry. I didn't see you sitting there. I'm Colleen. Have we met?
Blitz: Of course. You know me. I'm Blitz.
Colleen: [pretending to think] Blitz...Blitz... no, that's not working for me. I know! I'll give you a brand new name. Something that better suits your winning personality. Yes. From now on, let's call you Mr. Fluffypants.
Blitz: Let's not.
Colleen: Mister Stuffington Fluffypants. Fluffy for short.
Blitz: Stop calling me that or I'll bite you!
Colleen: Oh yeah? With whose dentures, Fluffy?
[Blitz and Colleen get into a fight. Colleen beats up Blitz and slams him onto a control panel.]
Exile: [on intercom] Blitz, come in, everything okey-dokey down there?
Blitz: [dazed] Just call me Fluffy.
Exile: Don't be a weird boy.
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Hunter: I hope we can find Blitz.
Colleen: Who?
Hunter: The doberman.
Colleen: Oh him, right.
Hunter: Hey, he may be pushy, but he seems brave.
Blitz: [crying] Please let me go!
Colleen: You were saying?
Colleen: Who?
Hunter: The doberman.
Colleen: Oh him, right.
Hunter: Hey, he may be pushy, but he seems brave.
Blitz: [crying] Please let me go!
Colleen: You were saying?
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Hunter: Yeah, because you're mad at the NFL for letting the Cleveland Browns move to Baltimore!
Storm: [After thinking about it] Besides that.
Storm: [After thinking about it] Besides that.
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Colleen: [looks at a werewolf] If you don't mind, I'd like you to meet my boyfriend. [takes out launcher and aims] We're going steady. [fires it]
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Colleen: [pinned in a fight with a slobbering werewolf] Eew, gross. Blimey! Do you know how much trouble I go through every day to look this way?
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Colleen: Blimey. Could you blokes keep it down? I need my bloomin' beauty sleep.
Hunter, Blitz, and Exile: [in unison] I'll say.
Colleen: [sarcastically] Ah ha ha, there's your comedy.
Hunter, Blitz, and Exile: [in unison] I'll say.
Colleen: [sarcastically] Ah ha ha, there's your comedy.
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Exile: According to legend of my ancestors, once victim is bitten or scratched, during full moon, he turns into raging monstrous beast!
Colleen: Sounds like a fun date.
Colleen: Sounds like a fun date.
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Exile: I miss mother Russia. Father Russia I don't miss so much - he was big grump.
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Hunter: Sky Rover to Cloud Rover, I've got good news. Exile is not a werewolf.
Blitz: And I've got bad news: Colleen is!
Blitz: And I've got bad news: Colleen is!
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Blitz: [to Colleen werewolf] Colleen, it's me! The one you can't remember! Blitz!
[Colleen hesitates and makes a sound like 'Who?']
[Colleen hesitates and makes a sound like 'Who?']
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Blitz: [over radio, being attacked by Colleen] Hunter, we've got a problem!
Hunter: I know. We ran out of Milk Bones.
Blitz: [desperately] That's not what I'm talking about!
Hunter: I know. We ran out of Milk Bones.
Blitz: [desperately] That's not what I'm talking about!
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Hunter: [regarding the werewolves gathered at Stonehenge] What are they all doing here?
Exile: According to the legend of my homeland, it is time for werewolves to pick their king and queen. Once sun comes up and night turns to day, they will all be werewolves forever.
Hunter: Queen Colleen? Nah, no way.
Exile: According to the legend of my homeland, it is time for werewolves to pick their king and queen. Once sun comes up and night turns to day, they will all be werewolves forever.
Hunter: Queen Colleen? Nah, no way.
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Hunter: [to werewolf Colleen regarding werewolf king] Colleen, he's not really your type. In fact, he's not even your species.
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[Hunter and Colleen are fleeing bad guys via bobsled]
Hunter: Hang ten, little doggie.
Colleen: Wrong sport, Huntie.
Hunter: Well then why is there surf music?
Hunter: Hang ten, little doggie.
Colleen: Wrong sport, Huntie.
Hunter: Well then why is there surf music?
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Hunter: Hey, Blitz, you want a dog biscuit?
Blitz: Tanks.
Hunter: You're welcome.
Blitz: No. Tanks.
Hunter: Are you sure? It's real tasty. Try it.
Blitz: Tanks.
Hunter: You're welcome.
Blitz: No. Tanks.
Hunter: Well, what's with you? Do you want it or not?
Blitz: Tanks!
Hunter: YOU'RE WELCOME!
Blitz: NO! TANKS!
Hunter: WELL MAKE UP YOUR MIND!
[Tanks crash through the wall next to them.]
Hunter: Oh, tanks. Now I get it. Funny.
Blitz: Tanks.
Hunter: You're welcome.
Blitz: No. Tanks.
Hunter: Are you sure? It's real tasty. Try it.
Blitz: Tanks.
Hunter: You're welcome.
Blitz: No. Tanks.
Hunter: Well, what's with you? Do you want it or not?
Blitz: Tanks!
Hunter: YOU'RE WELCOME!
Blitz: NO! TANKS!
Hunter: WELL MAKE UP YOUR MIND!
[Tanks crash through the wall next to them.]
Hunter: Oh, tanks. Now I get it. Funny.
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Hunter: Exile, you and Blitz go around and check out the rear entrance.
Blitz: Excellent. I bite anything that comes out of the rear.
Exile: Sigmund Freud would have field day with nut-boy like you.
Blitz: Excellent. I bite anything that comes out of the rear.
Exile: Sigmund Freud would have field day with nut-boy like you.
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Blitz: Need a lift?
Colleen: Sorry. Me mum told me never to ride with strangers.
Blitz: I am stranger?
Exile: Stranger than anyone I know.
Colleen: Sorry. Me mum told me never to ride with strangers.
Blitz: I am stranger?
Exile: Stranger than anyone I know.
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