Road Rovers Quotes

Hunter: Let me get this straight. We save the world, and a doggie biscuit is the thanks we get for a job well done?
Professor Shepherd: That's about the size of it.
Hunter: I love this gig!

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Colleen: Faster, Huntie-Wuntie.
Hunter: Aw, Colleen, don't call me that! It's insuordination. You'll demoralize the troops!
Colleen: [taking Hunter by the face, talking in baby voice] Ooh, I won't inabulation, kissies. [kissing noises]
Hunter: There. Now that's more like it.

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Blitz: [praying as the Turbojet Rover is going down] Oh please, oh please, oh please. If you let me live, I promise I'll go back to obedience school for a solid year. I promise.
[Turbojet Rover plunges into the ocean and converts to submarine mode]
Exile: I love being Road Rover! Cars turn into boats, planes turn into subs... [raising fist and looking up at ceiling] ...Beat that, bad guys.
Blitz: Okay, about that obedience school thing, okay, maybe not a whole year, maybe more like once a month?
[lights go out]
Blitz: [groaning] Okay, okay, a whole year!
[lights go on again]
Blitz: Sheesh, what a grump.

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[After the Rovers are confronted by Parvo, Shag hides his head in the sand.]
Colleen[seeing this] Not a pretty picture we got here, gov.

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Blitz: [shamelessly begging for mercy from Parvo] Listen, I'm not really a Road Rover. I was just going along for the ride, you know? Just for the fun of it? I should be spared, you know?
General Parvo: Nice try.
[bad guys start shooting at Blitz, Blitz dashes off after the other Rovers]
Hunter: [running along with Exile and Colleen] First we've gotta rescue Sport.
Blitz: [catching up] That canine is a traitor. He's shameless! I can't believe anyone would ever turn on their friends and be such a wimpy baby.
Hunter: [knowingly, to Exile] Oh, I can think of someone.
Exile: And he's a weird boy.

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Colleen: Pardon. I abso-bloomin-lutely love the red tights, but that helmet has gotta go.
Groomer: [angrily] What did you say?!

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Hunter: [Cruising up beside Colleen on a Sand Hovercyle] Hop on, cutie. I'll take you away from all this.
[Colleen hops on behind him]
Hunter: Stick with me, kid, and you won't have to worry about a thing again.
Colleen: [clearly pleased]: Peachy!

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Hunter: [to Shag and Colleen, but mostly Colleen] Up for a ride through the Everglades? I hear they're lovely this time of year.

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Groomer: I've got the Rovers in sight, General.
Parvo: Don't bother me with details, just DO YOUR JOB!
Groomer: [muttering]: Lighten up!
Parvo: WHAT?!
Groomer: Uh, nothing!

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Colleen: [to Shag] Now, let's see if we can find a way out of this place...before you kill me!

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Hunter: [panicking] Colleen, let me drive, PLEASE!!!
Colleen: Oh, pipe down, Huntie. It's my turn and you know it!
Hunter: Look out!
[Colleen narrowly misses several trucks.]
Hunter: That was close.
Colleen: It was not that close.
Hunter: It was close.
Colleen: Oh stop it now, would you? What are you looking for, a map?
Hunter: No, my donor card.
[Colleen gets an irritated look on her face]

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[Hunter fires a shot at Groomer, but wipes out a CATS billboard instead]
Colleen: Jolly good shot!
Hunter: Well, sometimes things just work out.

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Colleen: Where are Shag and Exile anyway?
Hunter: Uh, they're with Blitz.
Colleen: Who?
Hunter: The Doberman.
Colleen: Oh, him. Have I met him yet?
Hunter: I think.

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[Shag runs off chasing a cat]
Colleen: Blimey. Chasing cats. That is so immature.
Exile: But we are dogs.
Hunter: Yeah, some habits die hard.
[Cat runs by. Hunter, Blitz, and Exile get down on all fours, start barking, and give chase]
Colleen: (shrugging) Bloomin' mutts. Hey!
[another cat runs by and Colleen repeats the behavior of the other Rovers]

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Parvo: I'm here to see to it that all you dogs go to Heaven...or worse!

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Hunter: The old revolving wall escape trick. Bummer numero dos. I'm working on my Spanish.
Colleen: Ay caramba.

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Hunter: [watching Muzzle attack Parvo's soldiers] Man oh man, there goes our G rating!

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[After Shag writes a letter to the Professor]
Hunter: This may not be the time to answer fan-mail, Shag; it's the past.

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[Hunter has just stepped out of the transdogmifier.]
Hunter: Whooo-hoo! I love this machine!
Colleen: [walking past] Hello, Huntie.
Hunter: I really love this machine.

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Blitz: I feel pretty.
Exile: I feel queasy.

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Colleen: [after Hunter makes an exceptionally bumpy landing] Have you considered additional driver's ed?
Hunter: We don't need additional drivers, and my name's not Ed.

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Hunter: Okay, Blitz, hand over the blaster.
Blitz: No, it's mine.
Hunter: Sorry, but if you can't use it correctly then you can't use it at all. Now hand it over.
Blitz: No! Stop hounding me!
Hunter: Then quit doggin' it!
Blitz: Get off my tail.
Colleen: [splitting up Hunter and Blitz] Gents, gents, calm down.
Blitz: He started it.
Colleen: Now, Blister.
Blitz: Blitz.
Colleen: Whatever. The point Hunter's trying to make is...WATCH WHO YOU'RE BLASTING!
Blitz: Whooaaa! [falls into the river]
Hunter: You have a way with words.
Colleen: Well, it's a gift I was born with.
Blitz: If she weren't so cute I'd bite her.

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Tribal Leader: To save our families and our forest, the monsters must be destroyed.
Blitz: But I'm not a monster.
Tribal Leader: Are you a six-foot-tall dog man who talks?
Blitz: Yes.
Tribal Leader: Close enough.

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Blitz: Everyone should listen to my owner! He's the only one making sense!
Exile: Dah, non-sense!
Blitz: Watch your tongue, snowball!
Exile: You should talk, weird boy!

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Colleen: Are you sure you know how that pump works, Hunter?
Hunter: Nope! But it's worth a try.
Colleen: And if it doesn't work?
Hunter: How long can you hold your breath?
Colleen: Not long enough!

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Master: Gather round, Rovers. You have a busy day ahead of you. Here's your schedule: free the hostages, attend the peace treaty signing, and track down this unidentified alien spaceraft.
Hunter: Sure thing, Master, but what do you want us to do after lunch?
Colleen: Ha! Now there's your comedy.

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Hunter: Le's move out, Rovers!
Blitz: Now hold it right there. Why is Hunter in charge all the time? What about me? How come you're always the leader?
Hunter: Well, for one thing I'm smarter.
Blitz: No you're not.
Hunter: Yeah I am.
Blitz: Prove it.
Hunter: Okay. [points to the left] Look over there.
Blitz: What?
Hunter: [points to the right] Now look over there.
Blitz: What?
Hunter: [points left again] Look over there.
Blitz: What?
[continues with Shag, Exile, and Colleen watching]
Colleen: [looking at watch] This could go on forever.

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Colleen: When do I get to drive?
Hunter: As soon as my license gets revoked.
Colleen: Your pilot license?
Both: [in unison] No. My dog license.
Colleen: You know, I think we've done this joke.
Hunter: That's true. We're recycling.

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Colleen: [in response to Hunter's order to activate the boosters] Roger!
[Colleen pushes button, sonic rover blasts into the distance]
Hunter: Nice work, Colleen. But don't call me Roger.

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Colleen: [as the Rovers, minus Hunter, are about to be swallowed up by a flying saucer] Yet another unexpected twist.
Exile: Bummer.

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