Road Trip Quotes
E.L.: I thought I told you to mail this yesterday?
Rubin: Yeah, I posted it this morning.
E.L.: [Josh watches for a second, then the reality hits him] OH ****! [Josh scrabbles on the floor for the video]
E.L.: W-w-w-wait a second. Tell me you mailed the Beth tape to Tiffany. [Josh nods]
E.L.: Yes!
Josh: ****! Oh, no! Oh, no!
Barry: Hey, hey.
Josh: What?
Barry: Did you make a copy? Because if you made a copy we could watch the copy.
Rubin: Yeah, I posted it this morning.
E.L.: [Josh watches for a second, then the reality hits him] OH ****! [Josh scrabbles on the floor for the video]
E.L.: W-w-w-wait a second. Tell me you mailed the Beth tape to Tiffany. [Josh nods]
E.L.: Yes!
Josh: ****! Oh, no! Oh, no!
Barry: Hey, hey.
Josh: What?
Barry: Did you make a copy? Because if you made a copy we could watch the copy.
Movie: Road Trip
Barry: [singing] Tiny salmon swimming in a stream / Tiny salmon chasing that impossible dream / The mynah bird says, "Caw. Ca-Caw" / The chimpanzee says, "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" / The friendly owl says, "Hoo, hoo-hoo" / But the salmon can only say, "Bloobloobloobloo. Blooboloobloobloo. Blooboloobolooooo-Blooblooo-Bloobloobloo." / And it's sad.
Movie: Road Trip
Barry: This is the Joseph H. Nelson Memorial Library, here. Okay? It was built in the 1600s.
Student in the Tour: 1600s? It says it was built in 1951.
Barry: That's the address. Okay? Wise-ass.
Student in the Tour: 1600s? It says it was built in 1951.
Barry: That's the address. Okay? Wise-ass.
Movie: Road Trip
Earl Edwards: Oh, bullcrap! This is ridiculous! Why didn't you tell us where you were?
Kyle: Because I knew you'd get mad! See, look how mad you are.
Earl Edwards: I'm not Mad!
Kyle: Because I knew you'd get mad! See, look how mad you are.
Earl Edwards: I'm not Mad!
Movie: Road Trip