Robin Hood (2006 TV series) Quotes
Gisbourne: Nothing like a tragedy to bring out the do-gooders.
The Sheriff : Women, how can they manage to hit that particular pitch that makes you want to Pierce your Eardrum with a stick?
The Sheriff : Women, how can they manage to hit that particular pitch that makes you want to Pierce your Eardrum with a stick?
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Guard for Slave transport: I thought you were gonna slit me throat!
Robin Hood: No we don't slit throats.
Robin Hood: No we don't slit throats.
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Sheriff of Nottingham: Forget the outlaws save the mine!
Robin Hood: [as he escapes] Never forget the outlaws!
Robin Hood: [as he escapes] Never forget the outlaws!
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Robin: [To the Sheriff] A taxman who's not a taxman, nuns no one's ever heard of? I think we've both been had.
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Sheriff of Nottingham: Underneath all that haughty, there's quite a bit of naughty!
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Robin: (to George after the man thought he had stabbed Robin) Only joking! (knocks George out)
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Robin: Oi! Stop! What are you doing?
Woman: We're going to give these a good horse whipping.
Robin: Why?
Woman: He stole this. (shows Robin a necklace) My mother gave it to me on my wedding day. It's the only thing of value I own.
Tom: You touch us and you'll be in big trouble. We are Robin Hoods men!
Woman: We're going to give these a good horse whipping.
Robin: Why?
Woman: He stole this. (shows Robin a necklace) My mother gave it to me on my wedding day. It's the only thing of value I own.
Tom: You touch us and you'll be in big trouble. We are Robin Hoods men!
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Allan: Tom?
Tom: Allan.
Much: Do you know him?
Allan: He is my brother.
Allan hits Tom into the face and grabs his jacket.
Allan: My purse, my sword, my horse.
Tom: I can explain. My nose! What kind of thing is that to do to a brother? Is it broken?
Allan: I say, whip him!
Tom: If you touch me again Robin will string you up on the tallest oak in the Sheerwood Forest!
Allan: This is Robin Hood, you idiot!
Tom: Allan.
Much: Do you know him?
Allan: He is my brother.
Allan hits Tom into the face and grabs his jacket.
Allan: My purse, my sword, my horse.
Tom: I can explain. My nose! What kind of thing is that to do to a brother? Is it broken?
Allan: I say, whip him!
Tom: If you touch me again Robin will string you up on the tallest oak in the Sheerwood Forest!
Allan: This is Robin Hood, you idiot!
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Tom: The thing is, I woke up and we'd both been robbed! And rather than wake you, I went off to catch the thieves myself. I chased them for days!
Allan: He couldn't tell the truth if his life depended on it.
Much: Runs in the family then?
Allan: Don't make us gang up on you.
Tom: Is he disrespecting our family?
Much: You rob each other in your family!
Allan: He couldn't tell the truth if his life depended on it.
Much: Runs in the family then?
Allan: Don't make us gang up on you.
Tom: Is he disrespecting our family?
Much: You rob each other in your family!
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Marian: What?
Robin: Nothing.
Marian: You were looking at me.
Robin: No! It's just the way my eyes were pointing.
Robin: Nothing.
Marian: You were looking at me.
Robin: No! It's just the way my eyes were pointing.
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Marian: That won't help you make your decision.
Robin: Well, it might!
Marian: It won't.
Robin: Well, it might!
Marian: It won't.
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Marian: The truth? The truth is, this country is being choked to death. The truth is, honest people are being forced to lie and cheat and steal.
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Marian: I would never marry him. I despise Robin Hood.
Gisbourne: Really? So what about me? Will you...marry...me?
Marian: Yes. I will marry you. I will marry you the day King Richard returns to England. [Gisbourne leans in but Marian turns her head.] Shall we go downstairs and tell my father the good news?
Gisbourne: Yes. I have an apology to make. [Walks away.]
Marian: [Turns and closes the shutters.] Sorry.. [Said to Robin.]
Gisbourne: Really? So what about me? Will you...marry...me?
Marian: Yes. I will marry you. I will marry you the day King Richard returns to England. [Gisbourne leans in but Marian turns her head.] Shall we go downstairs and tell my father the good news?
Gisbourne: Yes. I have an apology to make. [Walks away.]
Marian: [Turns and closes the shutters.] Sorry.. [Said to Robin.]
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Sheriff of Nottingham: All those eager faces. You're all expecting Robin Hood to turn up, aren't you? Hmm? Do a few tricks with his bow and arrow?
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Sheriff of Nottingham: Well, this is no time for schoolboy tricks. This is justice. We have laws. Robin Hood has no respect for the law. Robin Hood flouts the law. He would have us all be criminals, murdering and stealing. And yet still, you wait there, expecting him to come and save one of his own. Yes, of course you do, which is why... I have brought the hanging forward by one hour, look up there!
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Sheriff of Nottingham: You're too late, Robin Hood! Your men are already dead! Oh, I wish you could have seen the look on their faces just before they realised that you weren't coming to rescue them. Oh, it was very moving. First there was disappointment, tinged with confusion, soon to be replaced by anger, and then tears, just before they realised that it was the final, fatal drop - it was very moving, it was very touching.
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Sheriff of Nottingham: Yes, I wish you could have seen that, Hood! Well, thank you very much.
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Sheriff of Nottingham: Oh, will one of you tell Robin Hood, if you do see him? Thank you. Eager, smiling faces. Good.
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Sheriff of Nottingham: All in a day's work. Ha-ha. Sheriff coming through!
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Much: We have a problem.
Robin Hood: We have many problems. Most of them guard-shaped.
Robin Hood: We have many problems. Most of them guard-shaped.
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Allan: You see, the thing is...
Will: I think I love her..
Allan: [at the same time] I really like her!
Will: I think I love her..
Allan: [at the same time] I really like her!
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Robin: There is no way Gisborne went to the Holy Land without your say-so.
Sheriff: [feigning ignorance] Holy Land? Gisborne?
Robin: I have proof! On his arm, his tattoo! People in the King's Guard have heard of that tattoo, and when they return from the Holy Land, he will pay! And you will pay!
Sheriff: Tattoo? [pours Djaq's acid over Gisborne's arm, erasing the tattoo]What tattoo? [to a screaming Gisborne]SHUT UP, YOU BIG JESTER!!!
Sheriff: [feigning ignorance] Holy Land? Gisborne?
Robin: I have proof! On his arm, his tattoo! People in the King's Guard have heard of that tattoo, and when they return from the Holy Land, he will pay! And you will pay!
Sheriff: Tattoo? [pours Djaq's acid over Gisborne's arm, erasing the tattoo]What tattoo? [to a screaming Gisborne]SHUT UP, YOU BIG JESTER!!!
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Sheriff: [after pouring acid on Gisborne's arm] Stop mewling, Gisborne! Maybe in future, you'll think twice before painting your arm like a girl!
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Allan A Dale: Are you alright?
Djaq: Are *you* alright?
Allan A Dale: I thought we were saving you!
Djaq: Now I'm saving you.
Allan A Dale: No, but we're men and you're a woman!
Djaq: Irritating, isn't it?
Djaq: Are *you* alright?
Allan A Dale: I thought we were saving you!
Djaq: Now I'm saving you.
Allan A Dale: No, but we're men and you're a woman!
Djaq: Irritating, isn't it?
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Much: [after Robin decides on a risky plan] *There is* something wrong with you.
Robin Hood: [grinning] Mmm-hmm.
Robin Hood: [grinning] Mmm-hmm.
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