Robin Hood (2006 TV series) Quotes
Much: Prince John, in the absense of good King Richard, has turned this country into a state of terror! His followers are thugs! Our taxes are too high! People are starving! What does one have to do to get arrested around here? (attacks guard) Arrest me!
Guards: [Drag Much away.]
Much: Thank you!
Guards: [Drag Much away.]
Much: Thank you!
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Sheriff: [about a captured Much] Now, what is this creature doing here?
Gisborne: This is one of Robin Hood's inner circle. This is his right-hand man.
Sheriff: [sarcastic] Oh, bravo!
Gisborne: He can tell us all we need to know about the outlaws.
Sheriff: Like what? Hm? That Robin Hood is against us? That he keeps moving his camp on? Hm? There's nothing to know!
Gisborne: All right. So hang him, then. Make an example.
Sheriff: Brilliant! A clue: no. Hang him, and you have an instant martyr. Suddenly, everybody loves Robin Hood!
Gisborne: This is one of Robin Hood's inner circle. This is his right-hand man.
Sheriff: [sarcastic] Oh, bravo!
Gisborne: He can tell us all we need to know about the outlaws.
Sheriff: Like what? Hm? That Robin Hood is against us? That he keeps moving his camp on? Hm? There's nothing to know!
Gisborne: All right. So hang him, then. Make an example.
Sheriff: Brilliant! A clue: no. Hang him, and you have an instant martyr. Suddenly, everybody loves Robin Hood!
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Allan: Anyone fancy a wager? Yeah? Who thinks he can get out on his own?
Robin: Trust me, Allan. Much can do it.
Allan: We talking about the same Much?
Robin: Trust me, Allan. Much can do it.
Allan: We talking about the same Much?
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Much: You are surely a spy and this is trap...of sorts.
Eve: I beg to differ, My Lord. I am just Eve, your servant here, and I'll do my best to please you. This is a lovely place and it's warm here. Especially at night.
Much: Yes, we'll see. I mean, I must say this is very pleasant...as traps go.
Eve: I beg to differ, My Lord. I am just Eve, your servant here, and I'll do my best to please you. This is a lovely place and it's warm here. Especially at night.
Much: Yes, we'll see. I mean, I must say this is very pleasant...as traps go.
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Will: I'm burning this!
Djaq: Will, no!
John: [Grabs the ledger from Will's hand.] Steady.
Will: This is not science. This is murder.
Djaq: Think of this as progress. Other scientists could do much better things with Greek fire!
Allan: Yeah! You could blow up the whole castle with that stuff!
Djaq: Will, no!
John: [Grabs the ledger from Will's hand.] Steady.
Will: This is not science. This is murder.
Djaq: Think of this as progress. Other scientists could do much better things with Greek fire!
Allan: Yeah! You could blow up the whole castle with that stuff!
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Gisborne: Hood got there first. The ledger's gone.
Sheriff: [looking over a chessboard] Didn't you tell me that you'd hidden the barrels of black powder?
Gisborne: ... Yes, I did.
Sheriff: [moves the white rook across the chessboard] Who else did you tell?
Gisborne: No one.
Sheriff: So how did he find it before you? [silence] Were you followed, Gisborne?
Gisborne: No.
[The Sheriff nods - then suddenly picks up the white king and hurls it at Gisborne]
Sheriff: YOU FOOL!!! WE'VE BEEN SET UP!!! Now you dispatch every man-who-can to the caves, find Eve and fetch me my horse!
Sheriff: [looking over a chessboard] Didn't you tell me that you'd hidden the barrels of black powder?
Gisborne: ... Yes, I did.
Sheriff: [moves the white rook across the chessboard] Who else did you tell?
Gisborne: No one.
Sheriff: So how did he find it before you? [silence] Were you followed, Gisborne?
Gisborne: No.
[The Sheriff nods - then suddenly picks up the white king and hurls it at Gisborne]
Sheriff: YOU FOOL!!! WE'VE BEEN SET UP!!! Now you dispatch every man-who-can to the caves, find Eve and fetch me my horse!
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[After Robin destroys the black powder hidden in the cave]
Sheriff: Life is a cruel mistress, Gisborne. [pause] Clean up your mess.
Sheriff: Life is a cruel mistress, Gisborne. [pause] Clean up your mess.
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Robin: Don't tell me the Nightwatchman's been dipping into the profits?
Marian: Some men find pleasure in giving women gifts.
Robin: This is a lot of gift. And tell me, how were you planning on reciprocating?
Marian: Maybe you'd find out if you gave me a gift. As it is you only come out of the woodwork to ask for favors, like now. So?
Marian: Some men find pleasure in giving women gifts.
Robin: This is a lot of gift. And tell me, how were you planning on reciprocating?
Marian: Maybe you'd find out if you gave me a gift. As it is you only come out of the woodwork to ask for favors, like now. So?
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Djack: Nephew of Saladin! I served under him.
Much: The Saladin?
Allan: Oops!
Much: The Saladin?
Allan: Oops!
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Much: Why don't you listen to me more then, master? Master!
Robin: What? Sorry. Sorry, did you say something?
Much: Unbelivable! You talked me about listening and you don't listen.
Robin: Pardon?
Much: You talked to me about listening!
Robin: What? Sorry. Sorry, did you say something?
Much: Unbelivable! You talked me about listening and you don't listen.
Robin: Pardon?
Much: You talked to me about listening!
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Sheriff: You're getting slack, my friend! Could it have been easier for me? Hm? If you'd led me by the hand to your little hidey-hole? A clue: no!
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Much: John... I think we're gonna die.
John: A good day. [paints mud on his face like warpaint]
Much: ... What?
John: A good day... to die!
Much: What?!
John: It's a saying.
Much: I hate sayings...!
John: A good day. [paints mud on his face like warpaint]
Much: ... What?
John: A good day... to die!
Much: What?!
John: It's a saying.
Much: I hate sayings...!
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Prince Malik: Enough excuses! We must start the peace negotiations tonight. Every day that passes, more innocent lives are lost--
Sheriff: Yardy-yardy-yar.
Prince Malik: I warn you, Sheriff: I have heard aspersions cast on your honesty!
Sheriff: [in mock surprise] Aspersions? Surely not!
Prince Malik: Now I insist. We start the talks today, or I travel to London and find Prince John myself!
Sheriff: You see, Gisborne? This is what you have to look forward to. Already, he's starting to sound like a wife.
Prince Malik: HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME!
Sheriff: [after mouthing his words obnoxiously] Two words: Peace? Off! Throw him in the dungeon!
Sheriff: Yardy-yardy-yar.
Prince Malik: I warn you, Sheriff: I have heard aspersions cast on your honesty!
Sheriff: [in mock surprise] Aspersions? Surely not!
Prince Malik: Now I insist. We start the talks today, or I travel to London and find Prince John myself!
Sheriff: You see, Gisborne? This is what you have to look forward to. Already, he's starting to sound like a wife.
Prince Malik: HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME!
Sheriff: [after mouthing his words obnoxiously] Two words: Peace? Off! Throw him in the dungeon!
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(Robin, his gang and the Sheriff are all chased by Saladin's assassins)
Guard: Get them! Stop them!
Robin: Forget us! Watch the entrance!
Sheriff: [entering behind Robin]YOU HEARD HIM!!! GUARD THE DOORS!!!
Much: The Sheriff's with us?!
Guard: Get them! Stop them!
Robin: Forget us! Watch the entrance!
Sheriff: [entering behind Robin]YOU HEARD HIM!!! GUARD THE DOORS!!!
Much: The Sheriff's with us?!
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Prince Malik: Did no-one ever tell you that fools do not deserve to be rescued?
Robin: This is not a rescue yet, Malik.
Sheriff: Oh, la-di-da-di-da! Will you two just shut up?!
Robin: This is not a rescue yet, Malik.
Sheriff: Oh, la-di-da-di-da! Will you two just shut up?!
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(After Robin and his gang, the Sheriff and Harold team up against the assassins)
Sheriff: [points at Malik] Get him, Prince Bismillah... far away... from here!
Prince Malik: The feeling is mutual.
Sheriff: [to Robin] Locksley, remember - business as usual tomorrow.
Robin: I look forward to it.
Sheriff: [points at Malik] Get him, Prince Bismillah... far away... from here!
Prince Malik: The feeling is mutual.
Sheriff: [to Robin] Locksley, remember - business as usual tomorrow.
Robin: I look forward to it.
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Alice: [kneeling] My son! You have imprisoned him.
Sheriff: Get that woman out of here!
Alice: He was arrested in Locksley this morning. He's just a boy--
Sheriff: What did she say?
Gisborne: This is the business of the bowmaker and his boy. The outlaw collaborators.
Sheriff: Ah. And this is the mother of the child? Oh come on, have some compassion, Gisborne. Surely she should be allowed to see her son! Such insistent maternal concern... Well, it should stir pity. Such a pretty face should inspire our respect. [grabs Alice by the hair] But this one, however, conceals deceit! Disloyalty! So, take her away. Have her put in the cell with her son and the cooper. One bad apple in the family, and we punish the whole barrel.
Sheriff: Get that woman out of here!
Alice: He was arrested in Locksley this morning. He's just a boy--
Sheriff: What did she say?
Gisborne: This is the business of the bowmaker and his boy. The outlaw collaborators.
Sheriff: Ah. And this is the mother of the child? Oh come on, have some compassion, Gisborne. Surely she should be allowed to see her son! Such insistent maternal concern... Well, it should stir pity. Such a pretty face should inspire our respect. [grabs Alice by the hair] But this one, however, conceals deceit! Disloyalty! So, take her away. Have her put in the cell with her son and the cooper. One bad apple in the family, and we punish the whole barrel.
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Robin: Charity starts at home, Vaisey!
Sheriff: NOT IN MY HOME!!!
Sheriff: NOT IN MY HOME!!!
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[Little John is about to kill the Sheriff]
Alice: You said you were no murderer.
Little John: Not of men. This is a DEVIL!
Sheriff: [grinning] Good answer!
Alice: For our son's sake.
Sheriff: [in a childish voice] "Mommy, mommy..."
[Little John sighs and lets him up]
Sheriff: Ha! You just couldn't—-
[Little John punches him out]
Alice: You said you were no murderer.
Little John: Not of men. This is a DEVIL!
Sheriff: [grinning] Good answer!
Alice: For our son's sake.
Sheriff: [in a childish voice] "Mommy, mommy..."
[Little John sighs and lets him up]
Sheriff: Ha! You just couldn't—-
[Little John punches him out]
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[After the interrupted Festival of Pain, the Sheriff has ended up tied to his own Chair of Delights]
Sheriff: [as Gisborne removes his gag] Aaaah... AAAARGH!!! GET ME OUT OF THIS, GISBORNE!!! GET OFF MY MONEY!!! GET OFF MY-- AAAARGH, AAAAARGH...!!!
Sheriff: [as Gisborne removes his gag] Aaaah... AAAARGH!!! GET ME OUT OF THIS, GISBORNE!!! GET OFF MY MONEY!!! GET OFF MY-- AAAARGH, AAAAARGH...!!!
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Little John: [About his son, to the Gang] Him, I am proud to know. You, I'm stuck with.
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Much: I hate the cave.
Allan: It's gonna rain again and it's dry in there.
Much: It's dark and it's, you know, horrible.
Robin: We voted, Much.
Allan: And you lost. Five-one.
Much: Yeah, well. I should have two votes, because I really don't like the cave. In fact, I should have three, because I really, really don't like the cave.
Allan: It's gonna rain again and it's dry in there.
Much: It's dark and it's, you know, horrible.
Robin: We voted, Much.
Allan: And you lost. Five-one.
Much: Yeah, well. I should have two votes, because I really don't like the cave. In fact, I should have three, because I really, really don't like the cave.
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Robin: I should have never gone to war. It was a mistake, and you were right, I wanted glory and believe me the battlefield is the last place you’ll find it.
Marian: You would always have regretted it if hadn't gone.
Robin: But not as much as I regret going. Not as much as I regret leaving you. Marian, I-
Djaq: I love you you, you love me, we all love each other. Drink 'ze wine.
Marian: You would always have regretted it if hadn't gone.
Robin: But not as much as I regret going. Not as much as I regret leaving you. Marian, I-
Djaq: I love you you, you love me, we all love each other. Drink 'ze wine.
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