Robin Hood (2006 TV series) Quotes
Winchester: Oh gag her, for God's sake. She's pretty until she speaks.
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Sheriff: Little Robin redbreast is about to become fried chicken!
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Sheriff: You wanted a word. What was the word?
Winchester: Sussex.
Sheriff: Sussex?
Winchester: Sussex.
Sheriff: Sussex. Hmm...
Winchester: I want it.
Sheriff: Sussex?!
Winchester: Sussex.
Sheriff: Sussex?
Winchester: Sussex.
Sheriff: Sussex. Hmm...
Winchester: I want it.
Sheriff: Sussex?!
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Gisborne: You cannot give him Marian!
Sheriff: I HAVE LOST SUSSEX! SUSSEX! AND ALL YOU CAN DO IS BLEAT ABOUT A GIRL?!I want a HANGING!
Gisborne: What?
Sheriff: Find me somebody to hang! I want to see somebody TWITCH!
[Guards come in with Allan]
Guard: My lord, this man said you were going to see him.
Gisborne: Not now!
Sheriff: [pointing at Allan] He'll do.
Allan: What for?
Sheriff: Hang him.
Allan: What?!
Gisborne: No, this man works for me.
Sheriff: So?
Gisborne: So, he was my spy in Hood's camp.
Sheriff: "Was"?
Gisborne: Hood found him out.
Sheriff: Well, he's served his purpose then, hasn't he?!
Gisborne: My lord, he might still prove useful--
Sheriff: YOU ARE NOT LISTENING TO ME, GISBORNE! Now you go and ?nd that lady leper friend of yours, and you take her to see the nice Lord Winchester, then you bring him before me with a hood over his HEAD!
Allan: Hang on a minute, I'm on your team now! And I can help, honest! Guy?
Sheriff: [to Gisborne] La! [to Allan] Di-da-di-da!
Sheriff: I HAVE LOST SUSSEX! SUSSEX! AND ALL YOU CAN DO IS BLEAT ABOUT A GIRL?!I want a HANGING!
Gisborne: What?
Sheriff: Find me somebody to hang! I want to see somebody TWITCH!
[Guards come in with Allan]
Guard: My lord, this man said you were going to see him.
Gisborne: Not now!
Sheriff: [pointing at Allan] He'll do.
Allan: What for?
Sheriff: Hang him.
Allan: What?!
Gisborne: No, this man works for me.
Sheriff: So?
Gisborne: So, he was my spy in Hood's camp.
Sheriff: "Was"?
Gisborne: Hood found him out.
Sheriff: Well, he's served his purpose then, hasn't he?!
Gisborne: My lord, he might still prove useful--
Sheriff: YOU ARE NOT LISTENING TO ME, GISBORNE! Now you go and ?nd that lady leper friend of yours, and you take her to see the nice Lord Winchester, then you bring him before me with a hood over his HEAD!
Allan: Hang on a minute, I'm on your team now! And I can help, honest! Guy?
Sheriff: [to Gisborne] La! [to Allan] Di-da-di-da!
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Allan: Robin, please. I'm not Judas.
Robin: And I'm no Jesus. (punches Alan in the stomach)
Robin: And I'm no Jesus. (punches Alan in the stomach)
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Marian: It took you a long time to tell me that.
Robin: Tell you what?
Marian: You know... [that he loves her]
Robin: I must have been half concussed.
Marian: Well you'll be fully concussed if you don't watch out.
Robin: Tell you what?
Marian: You know... [that he loves her]
Robin: I must have been half concussed.
Marian: Well you'll be fully concussed if you don't watch out.
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Marian: My father died thinking he had a wilful daughter.
Robin: No! He gave me a message. "It's good to dream."
Robin: No! He gave me a message. "It's good to dream."
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Sheriff: Stop whining, Gisborne. If I wanted a wife, I'd have found one with better legs!
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Marian: Don't ever tie me up!
Robin: Well you didn't listen to your orders!
Marian: People were dying!
Robin: Marian, you can't be seen with us!
Marian: Why not?! Robin, I am with you!
Robin: Cause if the sheriff finds out or Gisborne then you can never go back to the castle.
Marian: I don't want to go back.
Robin: Well, I'm glad, but you're not ready to make that decision.
Robin: Well you didn't listen to your orders!
Marian: People were dying!
Robin: Marian, you can't be seen with us!
Marian: Why not?! Robin, I am with you!
Robin: Cause if the sheriff finds out or Gisborne then you can never go back to the castle.
Marian: I don't want to go back.
Robin: Well, I'm glad, but you're not ready to make that decision.
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Robin: Just go and cook something.
Marian: Why, because I'm a woman?
Robin: No, because I'm hungry!
Marian: Why, because I'm a woman?
Robin: No, because I'm hungry!
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Robin: Well, you disobeyed me.
Marian: I saved your life.
Robin: You kissed Gisbourne.
Marian: And you tied me up.
Robin: You could have got us all killed.
Marian: I'm sorry. I'm not used to taking orders, but I can learn. I'd like to be a part of your gang.
Robin: And I'm not used to having you in the forest but I'll learn.
Marian: Truce?
Robin: Yeah, truce. (the two of them hold hands)
Marian: I saved your life.
Robin: You kissed Gisbourne.
Marian: And you tied me up.
Robin: You could have got us all killed.
Marian: I'm sorry. I'm not used to taking orders, but I can learn. I'd like to be a part of your gang.
Robin: And I'm not used to having you in the forest but I'll learn.
Marian: Truce?
Robin: Yeah, truce. (the two of them hold hands)
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Allan: Give us the letter!
McClellan: It's for Robin of Locksley and his eyes only!
Allan: Just give it to us or we'll take it from you.
Guard: [Arrow comes through chest, falls over, revealing Robin standing behind him.]
Robin: Don't you know it's rude to read other people's mail?
McClellan: It's for Robin of Locksley and his eyes only!
Allan: Just give it to us or we'll take it from you.
Guard: [Arrow comes through chest, falls over, revealing Robin standing behind him.]
Robin: Don't you know it's rude to read other people's mail?
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Marian: Do you practice little speeches like that?
Robin: Like what?
Marian: "You'll be so full of arrows you'll look like hedgehogs?"
Robin: No. It just came to mind.
Marian: You practice don't you?
Robin: No!
Robin: Like what?
Marian: "You'll be so full of arrows you'll look like hedgehogs?"
Robin: No. It just came to mind.
Marian: You practice don't you?
Robin: No!
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Marian: Robin, of every single man in the world, you are the only one who would propose over a fresh grave by comparing me to your weapon.
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[A fool is entertaining the Sheriff, Gisborne and others]
Fool: "Richard the Lionheart", they call him! Now, going into battle in a foreign land, it's not the heart of a lion you want, is it? Since when did a heart hurt anybody?! [plays egging on Gisborne] Come on, then! Come on! I’ve got the heart of a lion! You can imagine the Saracens translating that, can't you? "He's got the what of a lion?!" The teeth? The jaws? The claws? Nooooo! The heart! Richard the Lionclaw, "Jerusalem's yours, come in, sit down, help yourself!" Lionheart?!
Sheriff: [to Gisborne, indifferently] He's good. Very good.
Fool: Forget about it! It's no wonder it’s taking so long over there, is it? Mind you, mind you... It's better than his brother, isn't it? Prince John. [deadly silence] What's Prince John doing? Sitting at home? Heart of a dormouse?
[Two soldiers sieze the Fool]
Sheriff: [angrily] Prince John is a friend of mine.
Fool: [freeing himself] It's a joke! It's what I do! I do other things. Let's try some soothsaying. I'll make some predictions, and then I'll make them come true. Someone in this room will bare their buttocks to the Sheriff tonight!
Sheriff: TAKE THAT MAN TO THE DUNGEONS NOW!!!
Fool: [as the soldiers sieze him again] Look, hang on! Prediction two: Sir Guy's joint will rise from the dead!
Gisborne: What's that supposed to mean?
Fool: Your woodcock, Sir Guy. I can bring it back to life.
Gisborne: Get rid of him!
Fool: Do you want my third prediction? It's about Prince John. One day, Prince John will be King of England!
Sheriff: I know that already.
Fool: But did you know that there's something in Nottingham that can stop him?
Sheriff: Like what?<
Fool: "Richard the Lionheart", they call him! Now, going into battle in a foreign land, it's not the heart of a lion you want, is it? Since when did a heart hurt anybody?! [plays egging on Gisborne] Come on, then! Come on! I’ve got the heart of a lion! You can imagine the Saracens translating that, can't you? "He's got the what of a lion?!" The teeth? The jaws? The claws? Nooooo! The heart! Richard the Lionclaw, "Jerusalem's yours, come in, sit down, help yourself!" Lionheart?!
Sheriff: [to Gisborne, indifferently] He's good. Very good.
Fool: Forget about it! It's no wonder it’s taking so long over there, is it? Mind you, mind you... It's better than his brother, isn't it? Prince John. [deadly silence] What's Prince John doing? Sitting at home? Heart of a dormouse?
[Two soldiers sieze the Fool]
Sheriff: [angrily] Prince John is a friend of mine.
Fool: [freeing himself] It's a joke! It's what I do! I do other things. Let's try some soothsaying. I'll make some predictions, and then I'll make them come true. Someone in this room will bare their buttocks to the Sheriff tonight!
Sheriff: TAKE THAT MAN TO THE DUNGEONS NOW!!!
Fool: [as the soldiers sieze him again] Look, hang on! Prediction two: Sir Guy's joint will rise from the dead!
Gisborne: What's that supposed to mean?
Fool: Your woodcock, Sir Guy. I can bring it back to life.
Gisborne: Get rid of him!
Fool: Do you want my third prediction? It's about Prince John. One day, Prince John will be King of England!
Sheriff: I know that already.
Fool: But did you know that there's something in Nottingham that can stop him?
Sheriff: Like what?<
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Sheriff: [to Gisborne, throwing table-things at him and his men]I BLAME YOU FOR THIS!!! YOU HAD HIM ON YOUR DOORSTEP, AND YOU LET HIM ESCAPE!!! YOU AND YOUR IMBECILES!!! SIX... LEGS... AGAINST... ONE... AND THE ONE... GOT AWAY?!?!
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Sheriff: Ah, Gisborne the Gullible! Got something to show you. [holds the Fool's over an apple on the platter, and puts it down repeatedly] First you see it... then you don't. There it is... and there it isn't.
Gisborne: [impatiently] Yeah, what's your point? [the Sheriff puts both hands on the handle and lifts up the lid; the apple is gone] How'd you do that?
Sheriff: You simply pull up on the handle here, the claw grabs hold of the bird. You lift up the lid, the bird's gone. The cooked bird has been hollowed out, you put a live dove inside it and la-di-da-di-da - plate full of bird's wings! Your fool, he's no "sorcerer"! He's no "soothsayer", and he cannot predict the future!
Gisborne: [impatiently] Yeah, what's your point? [the Sheriff puts both hands on the handle and lifts up the lid; the apple is gone] How'd you do that?
Sheriff: You simply pull up on the handle here, the claw grabs hold of the bird. You lift up the lid, the bird's gone. The cooked bird has been hollowed out, you put a live dove inside it and la-di-da-di-da - plate full of bird's wings! Your fool, he's no "sorcerer"! He's no "soothsayer", and he cannot predict the future!
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Much: Anyway, while you two have been off gallivanting-
Robin: We haven't been gallivanting!
Much: I know what you've been up to-
Marian: We've been burying a corpse in the forest.
Much: [Eyes flicker between Robin and Marian.] Is that a euphemism?
Robin: We haven't been gallivanting!
Much: I know what you've been up to-
Marian: We've been burying a corpse in the forest.
Much: [Eyes flicker between Robin and Marian.] Is that a euphemism?
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Sheriff: If Robin gets the bird, it means the King knows our plans. And the last thing we need is the King and his army coming back to England before we're ready for them. So, we must catch the pigeon! Catch the pigeon now!
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Robin: This morning we had a plan.
Marian: Yes. Find Lardner, bring the king home, and then get married. In that order. This isn't what I want to do, but what I must.
Marian: Yes. Find Lardner, bring the king home, and then get married. In that order. This isn't what I want to do, but what I must.
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Woman in forest: Who are you?
Sheriff: I am the man with a plan.
Sheriff: I am the man with a plan.
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[After Nottingham is nearly burned for the Sheriff's disappearance]
Sheriff: One day. I'm away for one day! And look at it! Huh?! LOOK AT IT!!!
Sheriff: One day. I'm away for one day! And look at it! Huh?! LOOK AT IT!!!
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Gisborne: My lord, what happened? Where did you go?
Sheriff: Just thought I'd see how you'd cope without me for a day.
Gisborne: Hood found you.
Sheriff: And?
Gisborne: He could still be here. We could still get him.
Sheriff: No, no! I don't need him any more! Single-handedly-- Eh? I, single-handedly, managed to in?ltrate Hood's secret camp and retrieve the pact! [cackles dementedly] The pact! [pats his trousers, only to find it gone] The pact! The pact! No... [grabbing Gisborne's shoulders]THE PACT!!! THE PAAAAAAACT!!! GET HIM!!! GET AFTER HIM!!!
Sheriff: Just thought I'd see how you'd cope without me for a day.
Gisborne: Hood found you.
Sheriff: And?
Gisborne: He could still be here. We could still get him.
Sheriff: No, no! I don't need him any more! Single-handedly-- Eh? I, single-handedly, managed to in?ltrate Hood's secret camp and retrieve the pact! [cackles dementedly] The pact! [pats his trousers, only to find it gone] The pact! The pact! No... [grabbing Gisborne's shoulders]THE PACT!!! THE PAAAAAAACT!!! GET HIM!!! GET AFTER HIM!!!
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Robin: Promise me you won't do anything is Locksley alone. Marian!
Marian: Ok, I promise I won't do anything.
Marian: Ok, I promise I won't do anything.
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[After Gisborne and Allen fake the Nightwatchman's escape]
Sheriff: Good news, Gisborne - only good news. Tell me you have caught him. Tell me you're ready to string him up. Tell me I can have my execution!
Gisborne: He escaped. The Nightwatchman is gone.
Sheriff: [simmering] You have failed me again...! [smacks Gisborne, then holds a dagger to his neck]I WILL NOT TOLERATE INCOMPETENCE!!! There is too much at stake now! A KINGDOM!!!Last chance, Gisborne.
[The Sheriff storms off, while Gisborne returns to his duties; Marian watches, stunned]
Sheriff: Good news, Gisborne - only good news. Tell me you have caught him. Tell me you're ready to string him up. Tell me I can have my execution!
Gisborne: He escaped. The Nightwatchman is gone.
Sheriff: [simmering] You have failed me again...! [smacks Gisborne, then holds a dagger to his neck]I WILL NOT TOLERATE INCOMPETENCE!!! There is too much at stake now! A KINGDOM!!!Last chance, Gisborne.
[The Sheriff storms off, while Gisborne returns to his duties; Marian watches, stunned]
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Robin: That bought us some time. We need to think.
Djaq: There are five of us. And a hundred of them!
Robin: Once a few determined Spartans held a pass against a vast Persian army.
Will: And they lived?
Robin: No, but they did well.
Will: Oh.
Much: I know, I hate that story too.
Djaq: There are five of us. And a hundred of them!
Robin: Once a few determined Spartans held a pass against a vast Persian army.
Will: And they lived?
Robin: No, but they did well.
Will: Oh.
Much: I know, I hate that story too.
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