Robin Williams - Live on Broadway Quotes
Robin Williams: God bless you Canadian people. You're so ****ing nice eh.
TV Show: Robin Williams - Live on Broadway
Robin Williams: Two weeks ago, the Supreme Court banned the execution of retarded people. People in Texas are going, ****, where's the fun in that? Man, they were zapping retarded people every other week. It would be like, OK, go sit on Santa's lap, Timmy. BZZT.
TV Show: Robin Williams - Live on Broadway
Robin Williams: And now we find out, that Winston Churchill, one of the greatest orators of all time, may have been so ****ed up on cognac and champagne, that he didn't do some of his great speeches. They were done by a man from the BBC who also did Winnie the Pooh. 'We will fight them on the beaches, in the air, on the land! Eeyore and Tigger!' And, he was fighting against Hitler! A man who a book recently declared was a homosexual, and I always thought *this* was a clue! [does the Nazi Party salute]
Robin Williams: That and the leather and the dancing! [goosesteps around stage]
Robin Williams: That and the leather and the dancing! [goosesteps around stage]
TV Show: Robin Williams - Live on Broadway
Robin Williams: Instead of on the dollar bill, instead of in God we trust, in Gates we trust. Mr Gates, when did you realize you were creating a monopoly? Monopoly's just a game, Senator... I'm trying to control the ****ing world. Right now it's Information Technology. Soon it will be Total Information Technology: TIT. And while you're sucking on the TIT, I have you by the motherboard!
TV Show: Robin Williams - Live on Broadway
Robin Williams: Congress recently approved the covert plan to assassinate Saddam Hussein. So what they've done is PUBLICLY approve the secret plan to assassinate Hussein. I wonder if he knows?
TV Show: Robin Williams - Live on Broadway
[singing]
Robin Williams: Oh Kenny Boy. The Feds, the Feds are calling.
Robin Williams: Oh Kenny Boy. The Feds, the Feds are calling.
TV Show: Robin Williams - Live on Broadway