Robot Chicken Quote
(The Autobots arrive at a dam where the Decepticons are doing their usual dirty work.)
Prowl: This is the spot! The Decepticons are using the dam below to stockpile Energon cubes.
(Starscream and Thundercracker are piling up Energon cubes against the dam as Megatron watches on.)
Optimus Prime: Megatron must be stopped! Autobots, transform and roll-- Whoa, hold on a second. (runs off to the bathroom, leaving Prowl, Jazz, and Mirage just standing there, then returns at the sound of a toilet flushing)
Prowl: Are you okay?
Optimus Prime: Let's get 'em!
(The Autobots open fire on the Decepticons, making the Energon cubes explode. Then Prime, Jazz, and Prowl start kicking Starscream while he's down. Later, back at Autobot Headquarters, Prowl and Ironhide are both having a shower, while Grimlock whips Bumblebee with a rolled-up towel.)
Optimus Prime: Good job everyone! (tosses Bumblebee a towel) Megatron was defeated with only 50 humans killed in the crossfire. A new record!
Autobots: Hooray!
(Prime runs into the bathroom.)
Ironhide: Hey, Prowl, have you noticed how often Prime needs to drain the lizard nowadays?
Prowl: Yeah! He must be French, because he's-a-peein'! (laughs)
Ironhide: I think that joke goes "You're-a-peein'."
Prowl: (laughs) But... I'm not.
Ironhide: Ugh, such a Retardicon.
(The sound of passing water is heard from the bathroom.)
Optimus Prime: Uh-oh.
(Prime visits Dr. Ratchet at his medical clinic.)
Optimus Prime: I didn't think going to the bathroom so often was a problem. But just today, I saw blood in my urine!
Ratchet: Ewww! Well, I'd better have a look. (shoves his gloved fist up Prime's prostate)
Optimus Prime: Ow! Wh
Prowl: This is the spot! The Decepticons are using the dam below to stockpile Energon cubes.
(Starscream and Thundercracker are piling up Energon cubes against the dam as Megatron watches on.)
Optimus Prime: Megatron must be stopped! Autobots, transform and roll-- Whoa, hold on a second. (runs off to the bathroom, leaving Prowl, Jazz, and Mirage just standing there, then returns at the sound of a toilet flushing)
Prowl: Are you okay?
Optimus Prime: Let's get 'em!
(The Autobots open fire on the Decepticons, making the Energon cubes explode. Then Prime, Jazz, and Prowl start kicking Starscream while he's down. Later, back at Autobot Headquarters, Prowl and Ironhide are both having a shower, while Grimlock whips Bumblebee with a rolled-up towel.)
Optimus Prime: Good job everyone! (tosses Bumblebee a towel) Megatron was defeated with only 50 humans killed in the crossfire. A new record!
Autobots: Hooray!
(Prime runs into the bathroom.)
Ironhide: Hey, Prowl, have you noticed how often Prime needs to drain the lizard nowadays?
Prowl: Yeah! He must be French, because he's-a-peein'! (laughs)
Ironhide: I think that joke goes "You're-a-peein'."
Prowl: (laughs) But... I'm not.
Ironhide: Ugh, such a Retardicon.
(The sound of passing water is heard from the bathroom.)
Optimus Prime: Uh-oh.
(Prime visits Dr. Ratchet at his medical clinic.)
Optimus Prime: I didn't think going to the bathroom so often was a problem. But just today, I saw blood in my urine!
Ratchet: Ewww! Well, I'd better have a look. (shoves his gloved fist up Prime's prostate)
Optimus Prime: Ow! Wh
TV Show: Robot Chicken
