Robot Chicken Quote
Darth Vader: [kneeling on the floor] What is thy bidding my master?
Emperor Palpatine: My bidding? how about I "bid thee" to stop raming the ship into [bleep]ing asteroid fields?! can you handle that?!
Darth Vader: I'm trying...
Emperor Palpatine: Yeah?, well there is no "try", theirs "Do", and there's [bleep]ing up Royal and you are [bleep]ing up Royal so i'm hiring bounty hunters to do the job. [picks up a phone]
Darth Vader: But..
Emperor Palpatine: No buts, its already ringing. [looks down at Vader] you look so tiny down there, like a little mean...pepper shaker. Sheila, hey, it's Palpatine. Listen, I need you to place an ad for me. "Imperial Emperor seeking Bounty Hunters to...um...to find and locate...yeah, I guess that does mean the same thing, to locate the Millenium Falcon" {pause, he looks back at Vader] she's typing, so all you can see is my head? can you see this? [ Sticks up his middle finger]
Darth Vader: Yes, I...
Emperor Palpatine: [Back on Phone} Nope, I'm here....all right, and be sure to mention some kind of a reward...what?....Oh, I don't know, how much do you think? [Pause] Really?, seems a little high to me....Nope, I see your point, I tell you what, why don't we just say "Substantial Reward" and leave it at that?...Ok, thanks, Sheila...Oh, what?...[Sighs] Sure, what-what's his name?, Dengar?, ok...No, no we'll bring him in first thing in the morning, ok, buh-bye, [hangs up] Sheila's husbands a bounty hunter, I told her we'd give him a look-see, [He crosses his arms ] Bet that knee's starting to hurt.
Emperor Palpatine: My bidding? how about I "bid thee" to stop raming the ship into [bleep]ing asteroid fields?! can you handle that?!
Darth Vader: I'm trying...
Emperor Palpatine: Yeah?, well there is no "try", theirs "Do", and there's [bleep]ing up Royal and you are [bleep]ing up Royal so i'm hiring bounty hunters to do the job. [picks up a phone]
Darth Vader: But..
Emperor Palpatine: No buts, its already ringing. [looks down at Vader] you look so tiny down there, like a little mean...pepper shaker. Sheila, hey, it's Palpatine. Listen, I need you to place an ad for me. "Imperial Emperor seeking Bounty Hunters to...um...to find and locate...yeah, I guess that does mean the same thing, to locate the Millenium Falcon" {pause, he looks back at Vader] she's typing, so all you can see is my head? can you see this? [ Sticks up his middle finger]
Darth Vader: Yes, I...
Emperor Palpatine: [Back on Phone} Nope, I'm here....all right, and be sure to mention some kind of a reward...what?....Oh, I don't know, how much do you think? [Pause] Really?, seems a little high to me....Nope, I see your point, I tell you what, why don't we just say "Substantial Reward" and leave it at that?...Ok, thanks, Sheila...Oh, what?...[Sighs] Sure, what-what's his name?, Dengar?, ok...No, no we'll bring him in first thing in the morning, ok, buh-bye, [hangs up] Sheila's husbands a bounty hunter, I told her we'd give him a look-see, [He crosses his arms ] Bet that knee's starting to hurt.
TV Show: Robot Chicken
