Root. Quotes
Captain Thomas Davies: I'm a Christian Man and I command a Christian Ship! I will not lead men into sin!
Movie: Root.
Col Dunkley: [his response to any complaint] Leave it with me, I'll make it my top priority.
Movie: Root.
Himself - Host: I'm Lewis Black, and this is my courtroom, where I put on trial all the people and things that make me want to jump head first into the shallow end of an empty swimming pool.
Movie: Root.
[Preparing to meet Pastor Ted Haggard]
Richard Dawkins: This man has a hotline to God... *and* George W. Bush.
Richard Dawkins: This man has a hotline to God... *and* George W. Bush.
Movie: Root.