Roseanne Quote

[Roseanne is in labor]
Roseanne: I can't stand it no more, Dan. I gotta push.
Dan: No, no, not 'til the doctor gets here. Come on, blow.
Roseanne: [after a few quick breaths] Okay, okay, it passed.
Dan: You're pushing.
Roseanne: No I'm not!
Dan: Yes, you are! If you aren't going to do this right, let's forget the whole thing.
Roseanne: Oh, right, we'll just go home. God, you're such a moron!

TV Show: Roseanne

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